The Nun and the Soldier.


A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, ‘Please,
may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.’
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?’
The nun replied, ‘He went that way.’
After the MP’s ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, ‘I can’t thank you enough Sister You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq .’
The nun said, ‘I understand completely.’
The soldier added, ‘I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!’
The nun replied, ‘If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of cujones …I don’t want to go to Iraq either !!
~Steve~                               H/T I-Man

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blackpowder
blackpowder
8 years ago

not touching that one with a 20 ft stick lol

Julia
Julia
8 years ago

Gross!

DCG
DCG
8 years ago

Funny!

KhetaAmenti
KhetaAmenti
8 years ago

ROFLMAO…

JosephBC69
JosephBC69
8 years ago
Reply to  KhetaAmenti

Oh Stevie, oh Stevie, how you can pick ’em!!

Hujonwi
Hujonwi
8 years ago

I see a South Park episide….