The Nose Knows Caption Contest

This is the 212th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, November 12, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Thinking of running again for the presidency, Hillary Clinton picks her cabinet members.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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William
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William

Flipping through channels, this is what came on. The listing said “American Pickers”

Grace
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Grace

Can you change it to unamerican pickers, please? 😉

William
Member
William

I was going to add that but..too many words. But now you’ve added it. Come to think of it Un-American Pickers would have been “funnier”. Too late..

Julie
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Julie

Is this how data mining works?

William
Member
William

Hillary, having a senior moment, misunderstands when the CNN host asks her to pick the winner of the demonrat debates

Goldbug
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Goldbug

She’s certainly not my pick.

William
Member
William

Hillary, while having a bout of Kuru, attempts to give herself a brain massage

Vette
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Vette

I’m still SNOT your President!

Alma
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Alma

Fabulous captions, can’t beat any of them. One point each.

Grace
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Grace

Digging deep.

Edward Keesee
Guest

… The brain surgeon said that they would go right through here … ??

William
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William

Hillary, while diligently mining for nose gold, unexpectedly found herself on Candid Camera. The show aired but parental discretion was advised

Splitfinger
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Splitfinger

Is it true that it grows when you lie

Lola
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Lola

Not-So-Slim Pickins’

Gunny T
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Gunny T

I do have a brain. I can feel it right here.

carry
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carry

If only snot could vote

carry
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carry

Hillary going on Lunch Break.

christy
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christy

I wonder if Bill’s cigar will fit in here?

DFJ150
Guest

HRC picking the latest reason for why she lost the 2016 election.

TrailDust
Admin

Hillary knows how to drill down to the core of the matter.
I’m not eligible to be in the contest, but couldn’t resist putting in at least one good dig, 😀

Tanc
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Tanc

Now we know what the secret ingredient is in her SPIRIT COOKING.

Andy
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Andy

“Dammit! My brains keep leaking!”
or
“Well, it worked for the little Dutch Boy.”

Kevin Lankford
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Kevin Lankford

The last image of hillary before some thing grabbed her finger and jerked her slap up in there.

Lawrence Johnson
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Lawrence Johnson

I got your 36k emails right in here.

Dave
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Dave

The question is, does she do a pick and flick or a pick and stick while holding a microphone?

GregB
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GregB

Still looking for “Russian Collusion.” It must be here somewhere!

kjf
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kjf

So, I can pick my nose,and I can pick my friends, can I pick my friend’s nose?

William
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William

Sorry Hilary, Soros has his own personal nose picker

kjf
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kjf

I feel I am about to pick a winner

Paladin
Guest

Proof of whom the real “deplorable” is

operaghost
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operaghost

“They’ll never find my emails in here…”

Watertender
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Watertender

Dammit Huma! Wash that thing! Now my finger smells like rotting sardines!!!

Andodo
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Andodo

“At least I’ll be able to pick a winner.”

Lou Minati
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Lou Minati

“We came, we saw, he… he… he…. Damn, this is some good coke!”

anon
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anon

Gold Digger…..

YouKnowWho
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YouKnowWho

1
Because a Farmer’s Snort wouldn’t be lady-like.
2
This is how we do it in Arkansas.

Mike
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Mike

Working hard to booger up the 2020 election…

Jumpstart
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Jumpstart

Hillary Clinton observed selecting her millstone; 1 Corinthians 8:12.

Jackie Puppet
Member

Hillary showing everybody who’s #1

Locke Enlode
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Locke Enlode

Killery:”Hold on you Deplorables! I’m picking an extra special one for all of you!”

Locke Enlode
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Locke Enlode

As a final, futile attempt at finding relevance, Killery searches at the well of her soul…

Kevin Lankford
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Kevin Lankford

Will you have some coke with that booger?

William H. Bostic
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William H. Bostic

Pick Me a Winner

TERRY W ROLLINS
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TERRY W ROLLINS

Damnit, I know there’s more “pay for play” somewhere in there!!!

Grif
Editor

Hillary continues her search everywhere for missing Electoral College votes in her desperate attempt to overturn the 2016 presidential election.

I know I’m not eligible, but I couldn’t resist. Grif

Michael Garrison
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Michael Garrison

“Where’s the string to that kotex?”

Jackie Puppet
Member

$50 bucks Hillary eats it!

Tom Wigand
Editor

Let’s see:

Whitewater
Billing Records
Actuarial inexplicable deaths of associates
Clinton Foundation
Private Email Server
Trump Dossier and Perkins Come

Yep, they all pass MY smell test!

Eddie
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Eddie

Hillary Clinton. Living Proof That Communists Have No Class.

Dan Fruth
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Dan Fruth

Hillary wants to party…She has a little “boogie” in her

2cool
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2cool

five, six pick my grits

Jim Morgan
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Jim Morgan

I still don’t eat broccoli