The APA-approved Caption Contest

This is the 192nd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:

About the GIF: New Zealand Prime Minister John Key tries to hammer a nail.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, January 22, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Non-toxic masculinity, approved by Gillette and American Psychological Association.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

Better than Drudge Report. Check out Whatfinger News, the Internet’s conservative frontpage founded by ex-military!

Please follow and like us:

Share and Enjoy !

0Shares
0 0
 
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
46 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Gunny T
Gunny T
1 year ago

A real man would know how to hit the nail on the head.

Jon
Jon
1 year ago

The MSM. STILL trying to pound that collusion nail

Collie D
Collie D
1 year ago

He obviously hasn’t nailed anything in a long time.

youknowwho
youknowwho
1 year ago

It’s the hammer’s fault. We need to ban hammer’s.

PM Key demonstrating his drive by hammering technique.

This is the biggest hammer I could find but I still can’t hit the nail.

The only tool I haveis a hammer. Good thing all my problems look like nails.

Well, I’m better at this that Barak Obama.

GregB
GregB
1 year ago

He’s doing this while singing the song, “If I Had A Hammer.”

If I had a hammer
I’d hammer in the morning
I’d hammer in the evening
All over this land
I’d hammer out danger
I’d hammer out a warning
I’d hammer out love between
My brothers and my sisters, ah-ah
All over this land

MyBrainHurts
MyBrainHurts
1 year ago

Hitting the nail on the head is really a job for Donald Trump.

Auntie Lulu
Auntie Lulu
1 year ago

If I were a carpenter, I would get a lot of overtime because it takes me so long to set even one nail . . . or perhaps they could can me!

John J. Molloy
John J. Molloy
1 year ago

If you keep missing the nail, you may need bifocals.
Please contact Sen. Charles Schumer (D-NY)

greenworxx
greenworxx
1 year ago

He’s the typical politician who’s never done an honest day’s work in his life.

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
1 year ago

He needs a smaller hammer;….hes just a little “pecker”….any how.

Grif
Editor
1 year ago

Now we know why he can’t put a cabinet together!

kjf
kjf
1 year ago

The construction worker from the Village People made it look so easy

Carlo Bongiorno
Carlo Bongiorno
1 year ago

His poor wife. I’ve never seen a man have such a hard time getting it in the hole.

Andy
Andy
1 year ago

The hammer is a 13 year old male searching for the fenail.

(feNail)

Anonymous
Anonymous
1 year ago

Non-toxic masculinity in action!

truckjunkie
truckjunkie
1 year ago

“THIS is NOTHING! You should see the damage I can do with POWER tools!!”

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
1 year ago

No, it’s not “hit the nail on the head”, it’s “hit the nail WITH the head”

Marlin Savage
Marlin Savage
1 year ago

Put some hair around it, then I can hit it………………..

Rosbo1
Rosbo1
1 year ago

This isn’t as easy as YouTube made it look.

Someone else always does this for me.

I can’t hammer right cause I’m a leftist.

Paladin
1 year ago

That man is as inaccurate with a hammer as Senator Schumer is with the truth!

Paladin
1 year ago

And to think that that wood is not as hard as Nancy Pelosi’s head!

dkolb2010
dkolb2010
1 year ago

New Zealand Prime Minister John Key hammers like lightning; He never strikes twice in the same place.

dkolb2010
dkolb2010
1 year ago

All Prime Minister John Key’s wife would do is cry, whenever she sees this video.

Watertender
Watertender
1 year ago

Whack A Mole ANZAC Style!!!

Reaper
Reaper
1 year ago

HIT IT…….HIT IT REAL GOOD!!!!

Biff Kramer
Biff Kramer
1 year ago

Trying not to break a nail(s) while hammering a nail.

AvaJ
AvaJ
1 year ago

I have this same problem when I try to hammer nails into my skull. Started the practice in Kindergarten and got nicknamed hammerhead.

SMKay
SMKay
1 year ago

It’s the hammers fault…. Made in China!

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
1 year ago

And for my next trick I will tax you into the poor house, reduce your rights to say anything about it, and then tell you how lucky you are I’m not to far left. think of the things I would do then. :-()

silhouette
silhouette
1 year ago

Just try to visualize if it were a tack and a tack hammer.

Catherine
Catherine
1 year ago

There’s certainly no “toxic masculinity” here!

Tih
Tih
1 year ago

I learned my carpentry in Than Fwanthithco

captain america
captain america
1 year ago

Fucking nail! Is there a guy here?

marble
marble
1 year ago

Not only is he incompetent in using the hammer, he doesn’t know where the nail is going.

Lophatt
Lophatt
1 year ago

“Hey, if I could do anything useful I wouldn’t have to be a politician”.

john P
john P
1 year ago

It’s much easier to swing the nail at the hammer

john P
john P
1 year ago

Nail proves it’s smarter than a human

john P
john P
1 year ago

Low educated nail proves it’s smarter than a human

john P
john P
1 year ago

I can’t hammer a nail and I don’t know how to please a woman

john P
john P
1 year ago

I can’t do anything right that’s why I became Prime Minister

john P
john P
1 year ago

My other talents are sleeping , breathing and ….

john P
john P
1 year ago

You would think my right arm would be stronger with all the jerking off I do

dkolb2010
dkolb2010
1 year ago

Jeopardy; Name something his wife would say:
“Why can’t I pound it in?”