The News From Assbakistan: Story 7

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Aragorn: You have some skill with a blade.
Eowyn: The women of this country learned long ago, those without swords can still die upon them. I fear neither death nor pain.
Aragorn: What do you fear, my lady?
Eowyn: A cage. To stay behind bars until use and old age accept them and all chance of valor has gone beyond recall or desire.
Aragorn: You are a daughter of kings, a shield maiden of Rohan. I do not think that will be your fate.


It’s a sad day for Rainbows
and Unicorns…


If only Bambi had followed my buying advice for Christmas Gifts


Just because you’re paranoid,
doesn’t mean they don’t want to kill you



…where all the women wear trash bags, all the goats are good looking, and all the children are more murderous than average.

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0 responses to “The News From Assbakistan: Story 7

  1. Using unicorns to form the letters of COEXIST is ingenious!

  2. Every time I see the picture of these males with their butts in the air it gets my kicking foot itching. 😳

  3. I just read all the articles mentioned above — The Irish respond to muslim invasion and The news from Assbakistan stories 1-6. How can any one, after reading the Assbakistan stories, even consider being nice to any muslim/islamist/terriorist or tudors/turks/arabs — which is what they were called up until approximately hundred years ago? These people are pure evil and they are called the Sons of Edom in the Bible. Personally, I think whomever wrote the Irish Letter needs to be congratulated on doing such a great job of explaining why the muslim/islamist/terriorist cannot coexist with other people groups. Their stated goal, which is explained in detail in the Koran, is to move into an area and take over. They have no, absolutely NO intentions of assimilation. All the muslim/islamist/terriorist in the White House and our gov’t will eventually take over unless we start deporting them all. Go Irish Go. I pray that whoever wrote that letter carries out its promises.

    • You’re exactly right about that.

    • I love the modified “Coexist” — very clever!
      All these poor naive souls so proudly and smugly displaying their “Coexist” bumper stickers are oblivious to the fact that if it weren’t for the “C”, they wouldn’t need the bumper sticker at all!


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