The News From Assbakistan: Story 7

Aragorn: You have some skill with a blade.
Eowyn: The women of this country learned long ago, those without swords can still die upon them. I fear neither death nor pain.
Aragorn: What do you fear, my lady?
Eowyn: A cage. To stay behind bars until use and old age accept them and all chance of valor has gone beyond recall or desire.
Aragorn: You are a daughter of kings, a shield maiden of Rohan. I do not think that will be your fate.

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It’s a sad day for Rainbows
and Unicorns…

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If only Bambi had followed my buying advice for Christmas Gifts

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Just because you’re paranoid,
doesn’t mean they don’t want to kill you

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AND THAT’S THE NEWS FROM ASSBAKISTAN

…where all the women wear trash bags, all the goats are good looking, and all the children are more murderous than average.


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Dr. Eowyn
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Using unicorns to form the letters of COEXIST is ingenious!

 
Northerngirl
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Every time I see the picture of these males with their butts in the air it gets my kicking foot itching. 😳

 
MA in MO
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I just read all the articles mentioned above — The Irish respond to muslim invasion and The news from Assbakistan stories 1-6. How can any one, after reading the Assbakistan stories, even consider being nice to any muslim/islamist/terriorist or tudors/turks/arabs — which is what they were called up until approximately hundred years ago? These people are pure evil and they are called the Sons of Edom in the Bible. Personally, I think whomever wrote the Irish Letter needs to be congratulated on doing such a great job of explaining why the muslim/islamist/terriorist cannot coexist with other people groups. Their stated… Read more »

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