The news from Assbakistan: Story 4

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Q. What do all these stories have in common?

A. They are the links in just one little block, on one day, on one website, WND.com.

And on one tiny corner of DrudgeReport (same day):

Still wondering what the common thread is? 
If so, you must be either an elected official in the US, UK, Canada or Australia, or a newscaster. Everyone else needs no hints.

You guessed it. The common thread is daily group flatulence contests.

You guessed it. The common thread is daily group flatulence contests.


AND THAT’S THE NEWS FROM ASSBAKISTAN

…where all the women wear trash bags, all the goats are good looking, and all the children are more murderous than average.

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0 responses to “The news from Assbakistan: Story 4

  1. “all the goats are good looking”

    Seriously, though, all the Assbakistan news today is no laughing matter, esp. the Taliban’s slaughter of 126 children. Welcome to the through-the-looking-glass world of George W. Bush’s “Religion of Peace” and Barack Obama’s “The Islamic State/ISIS is not Islamic”. 🙁

     
  2. I read the WND article and read the comments. I agree with commenters that these ISIS (or whatever they are) are like the villians out of the worst, possible nightmare or H.P. Lovecraft story anyone could dream up
    Of course what is more important In the nooze ? All I am hearing here “top of the news this hour” is all about black thugs being killed by “white” cops, a diversion to create a nightmare here while ignoring a real global nightmare. But da jihadists of ISIS dey be good boys, not doin nuffins, after all Our own Lord of the Flies Salamander in Chief is in the Islamic brotherhood…as if he will do much against the world threat, but back to the real global crisis, we must make the world safe for young black thugs so they and their mammys won’t have to fret about them getting killed by a white cop while robbing a store, raping or mugging some white devil
    In ending….islam is a religion of peace!?!?!? when pigs fly perhaps

     
  3. Watch Ann Barnhardt’s series on Islamic sexuality, if you can find it on You Tube: These people have a centuries-long tradition of marrying their cousins. They ARE inbred.
    And although they would be entitled to freedom from their chains, they do not belong here, any more than I belong over there. But that’s multi-culturalism for you!

     
  4. Satan is manifesting throughout the kingdom he is seeking to destroy. However, Isaiah 13: 9, “Behold, the day of the Lord cometh, cruel both with wrath and fierce anger, to lay the land desolate: and he shall destroy the sinners thereof out of it.” And v. 12, “I will make a man more precious than fine gold.” Then we have judgment on Satan, Isaiah 14: 12-15, “How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations! For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God: … I will be like the most High. Yet thou shalt be brought down to hell, to the sides of the pit.”
    In the Judaism of Isaiah, there was a heaven and a hell.
    Thanks to Traildust and others working for FOTM, we have a revelation about what is going on that we may not fall asleep.

     

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