The naked protester Caption Contest

This is the 189th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (Eye Bleach Warning!):

About the pic: On December 7, 2017, Aleksandra Nemchinova, 36, protested naked outside Ukraine’s parliament in Kiev, with the message “Row the f*ck away” scrawled on her body directed at the president and his political opponent for “ruining the country”. Wielding a paddle, she fought the guards before she was arrested and hauled away. (Daily Mail)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, December 11, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Guard: “Grab your pussy? I wouldn’t touch it with a 10-ft. pole.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.

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Grif
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This is one I can’t resist:

Olga “Thunder Thighs” Megabuttskiovich corners a prospective husband on Sadie Hawkins day.

(NOTE: You have to be old enough to know what Sadie Hawkins Day to get the joke.)

wandafish
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wandafish

A Yellow Vest protester wandered into Ukraine and found a more hellish and hopelessly insane place than back home.

Butters
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Butters

looks like I found some lunch!

dkolb2010
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dkolb2010

Herman Melville’s First draft book cover called; ‘Mopy Dick’

**** See Urban Dictionary: Mopy – Definition https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mopy

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