The 'Mwahaha' Caption Contest

This is the 159th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t maziel):

Eyebleach Alert!!!

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You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, September 26, 2017.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Mwahaha! So you thought the AntiChrist is a man? Get a load of this, you deplorable misogynists!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.
~Eowyn

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0 responses to “The 'Mwahaha' Caption Contest

  1. Hadenoughalready

    Thanks for nothin’, Doc. I just lost my breakfast…….

  2. Kevin J Lankford

    Hillary’s vision of the ‘ultimate climax’.

  3. Barf alert, barf alert, twelve O’clock on the horizon.

  4. The Air Force attempts to take out Hilzilla before she can reveal Victoria’s Secrets 2017 line.

  5. Shame on FOTM for posting such a disgusting image.

  6. What has been seen cannot be unseen.

  7. Hardly Welloff

    Something smells a little fishy here….

  8. In the U.S. women have half the money… all the pussy… and if she could get her finger on the button… she would rule the world

  9. Appetite Killer

  10. Hurry up and take the picture already! I don’t have my catheter in and I just drank a gallon of Ensure.

  11. hellary lost some weight and all of it landed on new york

  12. femzilla is on the attack with political correctness

  13. The right has it’s basket of deplorables, I have my basket of edibles. Victoria’s got nothing on Satan’s secrets.

  14. Give me your children, your money,
    Your huddled masses yearning to be controlled,
    The wretched refugee of your teeming shore.
    Send these, the homely, temper tantrum, to me:
    I open my dress to the apocalyptic door.

  15. Have no fear BatGirl is here! Oops!!! Crime-fighting costume is at the cleaners

  16. How could all those Deplorables choose Toxic Masculinity over this?

  17. Unfortunately for this demon, her pact with Satan didn’t include a beautiful body and sans flesh rotting odor clause.

  18. I think its Lena Dunham’s double.

  19. I have teamed up with Kim Dotcom. I will win the next presidential election. Then I will use my Stank on North Korea.

  20. See, I’ve got my big girl panties on!

  21. Hear me now…… I am Death…..The Destroyer…..The Apocalypse!

  22. You want deplorable????? I INVENTED ‘Deplorable’!!!!!

  23. Lena Dunham? Rosie O’Donnell?
    They’re amateurs…..
    I even disgust myself!!!!!

  24. Atomic Quife!

  25. Now see why Bill never fathered any children with Hillary!

  26. ” I JUST WON THE 2017 BURNING MAN DOMINATRIX CONTEST!!!”

  27. Thanos_of_titan

    WHERE IS MY HUMA!!!!!
    This is what the poor souls are currently dealing with in the dark timeline where Hillary won. She roams the lands destroying all in her wake, the overfiend of death and genocide.

  28. OH NO!!! My display has a big crack!!!!!

  29. And you thought CERN had the only portal that summoned demons.

  30. Vote for me or I’ll take it all off !

  31. Surgeon Generals warning, after looking at this Pic, One will need to gouge the eyes out, have a lobotomy and be placed in a Sanitarian for life

  32. Kevin J Lankford

    See!….I told ya…You don’t have to take your clothes off to have fun.

  33. The Blond Bombshell of the Libtards……

  34. “Web Hubbell……. Where ARRRRRRE Youuuuuuu???”

  35. I’m HELL on heels!

  36. We now know where those 33,000 e-mails were hid.

  37. If this is what Christianity is like, I’m outa’ here for good.

  38. Hell hath no fury like Hillary’s FUPA……..blech!

  39. Birth control image. It’s between this and J. Edgar Hoover in a mini-skirt.

  40. #HerpesHillary hard at work.

  41. There she is……. Ms Amerikaaaaaaaaa…..
    (No wonder so many other countries think that we’re insane…..)

  42. patrick thomas

    Look, if I want a city destroyed as backdrop to my glamour shot, there fucking well better be one, pissant.

  43. The devil doesn’t wear Prada

  44. Don’t it make ya feel all warm and fuzzy sweetie? I know I’m gettin HOT!

  45. Fellowship of the minds, I am going to sue you for occular assault .owww

  46. Kevin J Lankford

    I’ve heard of lighting farts before….But I feel sorry for who ever lit that match.

  47. ManCavePatriot

    I just received a HUGE advance from my publisher for my next book to be called, ” What Happened: Part Douche”.

  48. In case of accidental overdose- look at this picture to INDUCE VOMITING.

  49. Young Huma says, “Lemme smang it, girl, smash it and bang”. Hill-ry say, “Alright, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up” .