The Mr. Nipples Caption Contest


This caption contest is now closed

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This is the 223rd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: Photos from NY Governer Andrew Cuomo’s appearance at the Javits Center on March 26, 2020, show that he has had his nipples pierced. See “Eww! NY governor Andrew Cuomo has pierced nipples”.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, April 21, 2020.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Running late as usual that morning, Cuomo remembered to take out his nose ring but forgot to remove his nipple piercings.

For the winners of our last caption contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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Gunny T
Gunny T
2 months ago

It feels so good when my friends play with them …

Amanda
Amanda
2 months ago

Damn, now I know what Mom and Chris were talking about. I need to wear bigger shirts or these things will itch like crazy.

Brian & Regina
Brian & Regina
2 months ago

Look the point I’m tying to make is well pierced at the moment. Both points make it clear what I am wouldn’t you say?

Tobor
Tobor
2 months ago

See Andrew get captured by Indians and be suspended by straps attached to his nipples in the next episode of A Man Called Horseface.

GRIZZ
GRIZZ
2 months ago

“It’s Trump’s fault”

McgJ
McgJ
2 months ago

Tired of Biden his time, Cuomo decides to moob into the limelight.

Tanc
Tanc
2 months ago

We are doing our breast to contain the spread of the Corona Virus.

DaytonaPeach
DaytonaPeach
2 months ago
Reply to  Tanc

Haha

Anon
Anon
2 months ago

Governor Cuomo brought his barbells to work today, and that shirt really shows off his pecs!

GregB
GregB
2 months ago

When I told you guys I was excited to be here with you today, I meant it in more ways than one.

DFJ150
2 months ago

I’m here to titillate you with some important New York news, right before I trash President Trump again.

Captain America
Captain America
2 months ago

Dick Tracy’s arch enemy, “Nipples”.

ms berry
ms berry
2 months ago

If I forget my lines I get electric nipple shocks !!

omega-man
omega-man
2 months ago

Jeffrey, Jeffrey….I miss you so much, Jeffrey.

Jackie Puppet
2 months ago

To really get myself going in the morning, I have my chauffeur hook up jumper cables to my chest – I get a charge out of that!

GregB
GregB
2 months ago
Reply to  Jackie Puppet

J.P. – The mental picture you just gave me has me doubled over laughing my butt off. (“CLEAR!!! like with a defibrillator.) I guess it works better for him than caffeine. I think we just might have a winner here! BTW, I replied to your nice compliment from the last contest in case you haven’t seen it.

Jackie Puppet
2 months ago
Reply to  GregB

I have – thanks!

Grace
Grace
2 months ago
Reply to  Jackie Puppet

I could see that with all of these Dems. Maybe that’s how the 4am talking points are transmitted?

chemtrailssuck
2 months ago
Reply to  Jackie Puppet

Ha ha ha ha haaaaaa!!!

andre
andre
2 months ago

First time in history that nipple piercing destroys credibility for a presidential run.

BoyDownTheLane
BoyDownTheLane
2 months ago
Reply to  andre

I’d have thought he was reaching out to his base.

DaytonaPeach
DaytonaPeach
2 months ago

Hey Cuomo – Do your nipples hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie ’em in a knot? Can you tie ’em in a bow? Can you throw ’em o’er your shoulder Like a continental soldier Do your nipples hang low? Do your nipples stick out? Can you waggle them about? Can you flap them up and down As you fly around the town? Can you shut them up for sure When you hear an awful bore? Do your nipples stick out? Do your nipples flip-flop? Can you use them as a mop? Are they stringy at… Read more »

Grace
Grace
2 months ago
Reply to  DaytonaPeach

You have a good memory! 👍🏻

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
2 months ago

Another “New Normal” for new york.

Watertender
Watertender
2 months ago

Add a beanie-copter hat and he can go topless in the gay pride parade. He should have multiple rings in his lips so someone could padlock his mouth shut. The bastard sounds like a constipated parrot…

rjwanderer
rjwanderer
2 months ago

No. No. No… It’s just a little chilly in here is all.

CalGirl
CalGirl
2 months ago

The phrase, “You can’t touch this,” comes to mind, but then again……

Chrisss
Chrisss
2 months ago

Sorry I am late guys, I just got back from a pizza party.

Jackie Puppet
2 months ago

You think my pierced nipples are bad?? Get a load of Michelle Obama’s swingin’ nuts!!

Boomp
Boomp
2 months ago

I think he practices auto-asphyxiation and S&M.

carry
carry
2 months ago

A truly tit-illating experience

chemtrailssuck
2 months ago

Cuomo just couldn’t think of a good way to write those nip rings off.

chemtrailssuck
2 months ago

Cuomo looked better when he dressed in drag, that shirt doesn’t accentuate his new hardware enough.

Mr B
Mr B
2 months ago

Dang, the Gov was SO looking forward to showing them off at the LGBTQIA+ parade. Best thing to get canceled in NY.

BoyDownTheLane
BoyDownTheLane
2 months ago

Do you think heavy gold chains would be too over-the-top?

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
2 months ago

As Barney Fife would say,..”Nip-it,..Nip-it in the Bud”.