The ‘Mine is Bigger’ Caption Contest

This is the 184th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

The pic above was taken at a memorial service for five slain police officers in Dallas, Texas, July 16, 2016. See “George W. Bush’s love-fest with Michelle ‘Big Mike’ Obama”.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, October 2, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Big Mike: “Even on tranny hormone therapy, my dingaling is still bigger than yours.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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Collie D
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Collie D

New meaning to fist pump.

YouKnowWho
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YouKnowWho

You’re both left handed but I’m ambidextrous.

Kevin Lankford
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Kevin Lankford

Mikie says,…Two in his hands is better, if one is a bush.

silhouette
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silhouette

Oh yeah, mine’s bigger than both of theirs put together.

Zigggy
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Zigggy

“This is how I like mine touched.”

Yahoo
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Yahoo

Cue Music:
He’s got the Little Bitty Weenies
In His Hands
He’s got the Little Bitty Weenies
in His Hands
The New World Order’s in his Hands !

christy
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christy

Laura and her three best male friends.

Marlin Savage
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Marlin Savage

With Mike’s help, Bush and Obama finally cum together…………………….

christy
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christy

Oh Mike you know what we like.

Brian Heinz
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Brian Heinz

There goes the sodomite round the obamabush obamabush and pop goes their weasels. > ( I’ve come to the conclusion they deserve each other☻)

wandafish
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wandafish

A Bush-elle -ful of mixed nuts

Lophatt
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Lophatt

Big Mike tickles the Kenyan wienie while beating around the bush.

silhouette
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silhouette

If you’re happy and you know it, grab some glans….

pigpen51
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pigpen51

” My dog’s bigger than your dog, my dog’s bigger than yours” sung to the tune of the old Kennel Ration jingle.

Rob Ruberto
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Rob Ruberto

Michelle: “So this is what a pussy feels like.”

Jackie Puppet
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Jackie Puppet

“Moochelle suddenly had the urge to go skiing”

AnneEstelle
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AnneEstelle

O goodness I give up, you guys are too good for me most entries, but these are out in space! (We’re not alone, says Q”)

wandafish
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wandafish

♫♫ Michelle, vamp belle
These are wurst that go together well
Vamp Michelle♬

wandafish
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wandafish

“This is how we make the sign of peace at our Satanic black mass.”

silhouette
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silhouette

OK guys, I know how to handle these joy sticks, just sit back, enjoy the ride and at least pretend us dems know what we’re doing.

FretlessT
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FretlessT

Aww, come on. You know both hands are empty.

AvaJ
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AvaJ

He’s Moe, he’s Curly and I’m Larry the boy toy.
Death services especially excite us 🙂

christy
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christy

If you like my wiener you can keep my wiener.

Lophatt
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Lophatt

“If I had my bleach bottle I could do a threefer”.

YouKnowWho
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YouKnowWho

So. If I like grabbing your package does that mean I’m a homosexual, transgender, faux woman? Pardon my adam’s apple.

Jimbo
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Jimbo

BO “hey Mike, let’s show GW our secret handshake. Go ahead and shake his too”
GW “Your hands are a lot bigger than mine, Mike. Oww that tickles!”
Laura “it’s no fun being the only girl here! Can’t I play too?”
Mike “naw gurl, man gotta have a snake to play this game, hold on a minute and I’ll show ya mine, a black mamba, not like these two little garden snakes.”

jfrogcal
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Obumer “Left, Left, your Left” Bush “Right” Obumer “Left”

easyseotool
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I Have a bigger one

Larry
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Larry

I’m not sure , but is that Laura Bush and the Three Tenors?

Larry
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Larry

That black guy will never get to the Supreme Court.

Hardtimes
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Hardtimes

Do’n that crazy hand jive!!!

Paladin
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Let me show you both what I mean when I use the term “smear campaign.”

LAH
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LAH

Just as I thought….my dick is bigger than both yours.

Lori Bee
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Lori Bee

Dubyah busts-up Obamas during funereal choral rendition of “Battle Hymn of the Re-pubic”; they lose composure, while Laura checks to see if Michael can find it ….

Greg
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Greg

I’m thinkin’ ONE first class stamp is enough to mail both these ‘packages’!