The ‘Mine is Bigger’ Caption Contest

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This is the 184th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

The pic above was taken at a memorial service for five slain police officers in Dallas, Texas, July 16, 2016. See “George W. Bush’s love-fest with Michelle ‘Big Mike’ Obama”.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, October 2, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Big Mike: “Even on tranny hormone therapy, my dingaling is still bigger than yours.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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36 responses to “The ‘Mine is Bigger’ Caption Contest

  1. New meaning to fist pump.

  2. You’re both left handed but I’m ambidextrous.

  3. Mikie says,…Two in his hands is better, if one is a bush.

  4. Oh yeah, mine’s bigger than both of theirs put together.

  5. “This is how I like mine touched.”

  6. Cue Music:
    He’s got the Little Bitty Weenies
    In His Hands
    He’s got the Little Bitty Weenies
    in His Hands
    The New World Order’s in his Hands !

  7. Laura and her three best male friends.

  8. With Mike’s help, Bush and Obama finally cum together…………………….

  9. Oh Mike you know what we like.

  10. There goes the sodomite round the obamabush obamabush and pop goes their weasels. > ( I’ve come to the conclusion they deserve each other☻)

  11. A Bush-elle -ful of mixed nuts

  12. Big Mike tickles the Kenyan wienie while beating around the bush.

  13. If you’re happy and you know it, grab some glans….

  14. ” My dog’s bigger than your dog, my dog’s bigger than yours” sung to the tune of the old Kennel Ration jingle.

  15. Michelle: “So this is what a pussy feels like.”

  16. “Moochelle suddenly had the urge to go skiing”

  17. O goodness I give up, you guys are too good for me most entries, but these are out in space! (We’re not alone, says Q”)

  18. ♫♫ Michelle, vamp belle
    These are wurst that go together well
    Vamp Michelle♬

  19. “This is how we make the sign of peace at our Satanic black mass.”

  20. OK guys, I know how to handle these joy sticks, just sit back, enjoy the ride and at least pretend us dems know what we’re doing.

  21. Aww, come on. You know both hands are empty.

  22. He’s Moe, he’s Curly and I’m Larry the boy toy.
    Death services especially excite us 🙂

  23. If you like my wiener you can keep my wiener.

  24. “If I had my bleach bottle I could do a threefer”.

  25. So. If I like grabbing your package does that mean I’m a homosexual, transgender, faux woman? Pardon my adam’s apple.

  26. BO “hey Mike, let’s show GW our secret handshake. Go ahead and shake his too”
    GW “Your hands are a lot bigger than mine, Mike. Oww that tickles!”
    Laura “it’s no fun being the only girl here! Can’t I play too?”
    Mike “naw gurl, man gotta have a snake to play this game, hold on a minute and I’ll show ya mine, a black mamba, not like these two little garden snakes.”

  27. Obumer “Left, Left, your Left” Bush “Right” Obumer “Left”

  28. I Have a bigger one

  29. I’m not sure , but is that Laura Bush and the Three Tenors?

  30. That black guy will never get to the Supreme Court.

  31. Do’n that crazy hand jive!!!

  32. Let me show you both what I mean when I use the term “smear campaign.”

  33. Just as I thought….my dick is bigger than both yours.

  34. Dubyah busts-up Obamas during funereal choral rendition of “Battle Hymn of the Re-pubic”; they lose composure, while Laura checks to see if Michael can find it ….

  35. I’m thinkin’ ONE first class stamp is enough to mail both these ‘packages’!

  36. This Caption Contest is closed as of the end of Oct. 2, 2018


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