The ‘Mine is Bigger’ Caption Contest

This is the 184th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

The pic above was taken at a memorial service for five slain police officers in Dallas, Texas, July 16, 2016. See “George W. Bush’s love-fest with Michelle ‘Big Mike’ Obama”.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, October 2, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Big Mike: “Even on tranny hormone therapy, my dingaling is still bigger than yours.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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Collie D
Collie D
1 year ago

New meaning to fist pump.

YouKnowWho
YouKnowWho
1 year ago

You’re both left handed but I’m ambidextrous.

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
1 year ago

Mikie says,…Two in his hands is better, if one is a bush.

silhouette
silhouette
1 year ago

Oh yeah, mine’s bigger than both of theirs put together.

Zigggy
Zigggy
1 year ago

“This is how I like mine touched.”

Yahoo
Yahoo
1 year ago

Cue Music:
He’s got the Little Bitty Weenies
In His Hands
He’s got the Little Bitty Weenies
in His Hands
The New World Order’s in his Hands !

christy
christy
1 year ago

Laura and her three best male friends.

Marlin Savage
Marlin Savage
1 year ago

With Mike’s help, Bush and Obama finally cum together…………………….

christy
christy
1 year ago

Oh Mike you know what we like.

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
1 year ago

There goes the sodomite round the obamabush obamabush and pop goes their weasels. > ( I’ve come to the conclusion they deserve each other☻)

wandafish
wandafish
1 year ago

A Bush-elle -ful of mixed nuts

Lophatt
Lophatt
1 year ago

Big Mike tickles the Kenyan wienie while beating around the bush.

silhouette
silhouette
1 year ago

If you’re happy and you know it, grab some glans….

pigpen51
pigpen51
1 year ago

” My dog’s bigger than your dog, my dog’s bigger than yours” sung to the tune of the old Kennel Ration jingle.

Rob Ruberto
Rob Ruberto
1 year ago

Michelle: “So this is what a pussy feels like.”

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
1 year ago

“Moochelle suddenly had the urge to go skiing”

AnneEstelle
AnneEstelle
1 year ago

O goodness I give up, you guys are too good for me most entries, but these are out in space! (We’re not alone, says Q”)

wandafish
wandafish
1 year ago

♫♫ Michelle, vamp belle
These are wurst that go together well
Vamp Michelle♬

wandafish
wandafish
1 year ago

“This is how we make the sign of peace at our Satanic black mass.”

silhouette
silhouette
1 year ago

OK guys, I know how to handle these joy sticks, just sit back, enjoy the ride and at least pretend us dems know what we’re doing.

FretlessT
FretlessT
1 year ago

Aww, come on. You know both hands are empty.

AvaJ
AvaJ
1 year ago

He’s Moe, he’s Curly and I’m Larry the boy toy.
Death services especially excite us 🙂

christy
christy
1 year ago

If you like my wiener you can keep my wiener.

Lophatt
Lophatt
1 year ago

“If I had my bleach bottle I could do a threefer”.

YouKnowWho
YouKnowWho
1 year ago

So. If I like grabbing your package does that mean I’m a homosexual, transgender, faux woman? Pardon my adam’s apple.

Jimbo
Jimbo
1 year ago

BO “hey Mike, let’s show GW our secret handshake. Go ahead and shake his too”
GW “Your hands are a lot bigger than mine, Mike. Oww that tickles!”
Laura “it’s no fun being the only girl here! Can’t I play too?”
Mike “naw gurl, man gotta have a snake to play this game, hold on a minute and I’ll show ya mine, a black mamba, not like these two little garden snakes.”

jfrogcal
1 year ago

Obumer “Left, Left, your Left” Bush “Right” Obumer “Left”

easyseotool
1 year ago

I Have a bigger one

Larry
Larry
1 year ago

I’m not sure , but is that Laura Bush and the Three Tenors?

Larry
Larry
1 year ago

That black guy will never get to the Supreme Court.

Hardtimes
Hardtimes
1 year ago

Do’n that crazy hand jive!!!

Paladin
1 year ago

Let me show you both what I mean when I use the term “smear campaign.”

LAH
LAH
1 year ago

Just as I thought….my dick is bigger than both yours.

Lori Bee
Lori Bee
1 year ago

Dubyah busts-up Obamas during funereal choral rendition of “Battle Hymn of the Re-pubic”; they lose composure, while Laura checks to see if Michael can find it ….

Greg
Greg
1 year ago

I’m thinkin’ ONE first class stamp is enough to mail both these ‘packages’!