This is the 203rd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic, from a 2017 Women’s March:
You know the drill:
- Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
- The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM!
- FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
- Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.
This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, July 9, 2019.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption (sung to the tune of “I’m a Teapot”):
I’m a vagina
Mad and stout
Here is my spit
Here is my clit
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
My vagina will eat you up.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.
~Eowyn
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A demonstration of Newton’s First Law of Vaginas: As vagina power increases, intelligence declines
Just a comment, not a caption submission: Womyn complained bitterly that The Patriarchy depersonalized and objectified them as collections of body parts. Now they characterize themselves as “vaginas”. Body parts. Oblivious, as always, to their own contradictions
Vaginas of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your self-respect
The United Federation of Pussyhats presents their entry in the “Stupidest Political Statement of All Time” competition
My mind is reeling at the thought of the captions on this contest!
I see your point, but a penis played a part in bringing me into this world too
“Cast your vote in her vagina ballot box………watch it explode”.
“And as long as we got ‘planned parenthood”,…we got the power over life and death”.
Thanks for sharing your feminist “wisdom”. It’s because of womyn like you that Trump will be re-elected
Yes, i am as stupid as this sign.
No one wants to know about your smelly cheesy vagina
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Did that rather large manly looking Adam’s apple come with your vagina or did the surgeon charge you extra?
Hmmmm…this pic reminds me of an old, sexist joke:
Q: What is the definition of a woman?
A: A life support system for a vagina.
So the ones you don’t murder in the womb you’ll take care of later? I hope your lithium batteries explode.
“I lost my feminine appeal in a power surge”.
Eric Swalwell’s new part-time hobby (remove the hat, hair and shades).
I was delivered by Caesarean so your premise fails…
Vaginas (plural) brought me into this world? Yes, they really are THAT stupid!
This gal looks like Super Dave Osborn in a wig. Don’t think any babies are coming outta you Trans-Fugly.
A comment, not a caption:
As a woman, this annoys me to no end… We are *not* a singular body part, and to reduce us to that in the court of public opinion is the polar opposite of what the feminist movement was purportedly all about, way back when!
Guess this means Pete Buttigieg won’t be Mayor for long, much less President.
And without sperm, vaginas are as vestigial as an appendix.
Loose Lips Sink Ships
What’s that I keep smelling that smells like FISH?
Enter my twat-light zone… the newest portal to hell on earth!
Proof, only pussies vote Democrat.
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