The March-of-the-Vaginas Caption Contest

This is the 203rd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic, from a 2017 Women’s March:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, July 9, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption (sung to the tune of “I’m a Teapot”):

I’m a vagina
Mad and stout
Here is my spit
Here is my clit
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
My vagina will eat you up.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.

~Eowyn

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William
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William

A demonstration of Newton’s First Law of Vaginas: As vagina power increases, intelligence declines

William
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William

Just a comment, not a caption submission: Womyn complained bitterly that The Patriarchy depersonalized and objectified them as collections of body parts. Now they characterize themselves as “vaginas”. Body parts. Oblivious, as always, to their own contradictions

Lophatt
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Lophatt

There you go again with that anti-Frankist, non-intersectional thinking again. You don’t really think that standards should be “objective”, do you….DO YOU!!!

If I didn’t know better I’d think you were a a white, heterosexual male (phew!).

William
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William

I’ll have you know that my comment was approved by the Central Committee. I know a guy. Watch your step comrade

William
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William

Vaginas of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your self-respect

William
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William

The United Federation of Pussyhats presents their entry in the “Stupidest Political Statement of All Time” competition

TrailDust
Admin

My mind is reeling at the thought of the captions on this contest!

William
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William

I see your point, but a penis played a part in bringing me into this world too

Alma
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Alma

“Cast your vote in her vagina ballot box………watch it explode”.

Kevin Lankford
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Kevin Lankford

“And as long as we got ‘planned parenthood”,…we got the power over life and death”.

William
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William

Thanks for sharing your feminist “wisdom”. It’s because of womyn like you that Trump will be re-elected

kjf
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kjf

Yes, i am as stupid as this sign.

Old Guy
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Old Guy

No one wants to know about your smelly cheesy vagina

Watertender
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Watertender

This Public Service Announcment has been brought to you by the Fulton Fish Market….. If it Smells…. IT SELLS!!

Cornell
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Cornell

Did that rather large manly looking Adam’s apple come with your vagina or did the surgeon charge you extra?

William
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William

I think it’s a goiter. Or maybe a roll of fat. The surgeon only charged him for lopping his dick off, testicle removal was free. He was having a two-for-one sale

Jackie Puppet
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Hmmmm…this pic reminds me of an old, sexist joke:

Q: What is the definition of a woman?

A: A life support system for a vagina.

Lophatt
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Lophatt

So the ones you don’t murder in the womb you’ll take care of later? I hope your lithium batteries explode.

Lophatt
Member
Lophatt

“I lost my feminine appeal in a power surge”.

cogitoergosumantra
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cogitoergosumantra

Eric Swalwell’s new part-time hobby (remove the hat, hair and shades).

cogitoergosumantra
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cogitoergosumantra

Aaaaand, he’s OUT! Swalwell pulls out of the race, b-bye! Good thing he had this back-up job.

DCG
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Russell
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Russell

I was delivered by Caesarean so your premise fails…

GregB
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GregB

Vaginas (plural) brought me into this world? Yes, they really are THAT stupid!

Captain America
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Captain America

This gal looks like Super Dave Osborn in a wig. Don’t think any babies are coming outta you Trans-Fugly.

operaghost
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operaghost

A comment, not a caption:

As a woman, this annoys me to no end… We are *not* a singular body part, and to reduce us to that in the court of public opinion is the polar opposite of what the feminist movement was purportedly all about, way back when!

Jackie Puppet
Member

Guess this means Pete Buttigieg won’t be Mayor for long, much less President.

Tom Wigand
Editor

And without sperm, vaginas are as vestigial as an appendix.

YouKnowWho
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YouKnowWho

Loose Lips Sink Ships

Mickjt
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Mickjt

What’s that I keep smelling that smells like FISH?

Locke Enlode
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Locke Enlode

Enter my twat-light zone… the newest portal to hell on earth!

Tanc
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Tanc

Proof, only pussies vote Democrat.

SmKay
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SmKay

The Casting call for Idiocracy II – Feminist Utopian Age