This is the 203rd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic, from a 2017 Women’s March:
You know the drill:
- Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
- The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM!
- FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
- Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.
This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, July 9, 2019.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption (sung to the tune of “I’m a Teapot”):
I’m a vagina
Mad and stout
Here is my spit
Here is my clit
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
My vagina will eat you up.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.
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