The ‘March of the Belgians’ Caption Contest

This Caption Contest is now closed.

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This is the 211th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the video:

About the video: In July 2019, a group of cadets of the Belgian Defence Forces “marched” in a parade. See my post, “Sunday Funny: March of the Belgian Cadets“.

Belgium is a founding member of both the European Union and the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) military alliance of which the United States is also a member. In fact, NATO’s headquarters are in Brussels, the capital of Belgium. That means America is obliged by treaty to defend Belgium. No wonder the Belgian Defense Forces are so lackadaisical.

Belgium is one of the NATO members (the others are Canada, Luxembourg, Slovenia and Spain) who are not spending their “fair share” of 2% of their GDP on defense. In 2016, Belgium’s share was less than 1%.

The United States continues to spend the most on defense — 3.61% of our GDP ($650 billion) in 2015, more than double the amount spent by all the other 27 NATO countries, even though their combined GDP tops that of the U.S. (Source)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, October 29, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Why should we bother? America the sucker will fight our battles.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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Mitchell Hyde
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Mitchell Hyde

Once a stellar marching unit, Schultzy Jr ( Hogan’s Heroes) defies the rest, as MK Ultra was activated at the same time his underwear acquired something warm and brown……

William
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William

Fear the walking Belgians! Mmm, no…

Michael Garrison
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Michael Garrison

“Can someone remove that corn cob from my butt?”

William
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William

Belgian Special Forces. The enemy will die laughing

William
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William

Belgian Defense Forces don’t train very hard. When one of the official languages of your country is “Walloon”, who would bother to invade it?

William
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William

Since the death of Bob Hope, the Belgian “army” has been providing comic relief for NATO forces around the world

Dave
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Dave

Loosely quoted – Give me an Army of Belgian cadets and I’ll lose a battle. Give me a handful of Texas Aggies and I’ll win a war.

George S. Patton

William
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William

When the Nazis invaded Belgium in 1940 it was only because their third-stringers needed practice

Dave
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Dave

This is sad – not only can’t they march, they don’t even carry a weapon.

danwdurham
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danwdurham

Tell me again – which foot is my left foot.

danwdurham
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danwdurham

Could you paint an L on my left boot?

danwdurham
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danwdurham

Wuss is as wuss does.

kjf
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kjf

Right, left, right o’left,
I don’t know my right from left.

I used to be a high school stud, now I march like Elmer Fud.

Right, left, right o’left,
I don’t know my right from left

kjf
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kjf

Leon Degrelle is so disappointed with the Bolshevik victory

Kevin Lankford
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Kevin Lankford

Well, the french can feel better now, these fellows, all, dropped their rifles the first block of the parade.

Truckjunkie
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Truckjunkie

Okay,how does this go? Left,Right,Right,no,Left,Left,no,wait-Right,Left,Left-I can’t remember,should my arm swing with my leg or opposite? Screw it-Imma go have a beer….

somewhere52
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Well … Are they believing this … ?? The Germans will never suzpect of how professional we are … If they ever dare to invade us again … !!

Alma
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Alma

Belgian waffles? No! I rather have PANCAKES with lotsa honey, please!

Paladin
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What the USA will look like after AOC is elected President

Jackie Puppet
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These boots aren’t as comfortable as the red pumps we used to wear!

PvtCharlieSlate
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PvtCharlieSlate

For sale: Used Belgian Army rifles – never fired, only dropped once.

Gunny T
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Gunny T

They’d never make it at Parris Island. Even the squad leader is out of step with himself!

Paladin
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Its a new movie- “Full Metal Morons”

mongreldog
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mongreldog

Belgian beer & Dutch hashish,yeah!

Edward Keesee
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We are the Special Farces of Belgium … !!

AnneEstelle
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AnneEstelle

Hi Ho, hi ho,
It’s off to war we go,
We’re tall & short,
And thick & thin.
Yet off our stride,
We’re still all in.

Locke Enlode
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Locke Enlode

“Proud Boys” marching in defense of mohammed and his gang of boy raping minions! March On!

Locke Enlode
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Locke Enlode

Fake soldiers marching in fake defense of a fake nation for a fake “religious” (satanic) entity! March On!

Locke Enlode
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Locke Enlode

“Meet the New Boss! Same as the Old (Fake) Boss!

Splitfinger
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Splitfinger

Looks like the night of the living dead after they broke into an army surplus

Taserface
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Taserface

From “Goose Stepping” to “Goof Stepping” , the evolution of the European armies…

Captain America
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Captain America