The Man-In-the-Basement Caption Contest

This Caption Contest is now closed.

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This is the 228th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

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You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, July 28, 2020.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption (I’m using the original caption on the meme that I posted in “Tuesday Funnies!” so that no one can claim it as theirs):

Joe Biden: “Am I president yet?”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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Gunny T
Gunny T
23 days ago

Is it safe to come out yet, is orange man gone?

True Dan
True Dan
23 days ago

Hillary! When are you going to let me out of here?

True Dan
True Dan
23 days ago

Hillary! What am I doing in your dungeon?

Dan
Dan
23 days ago

Where’s that little girl you promised I could sniff?

DFJ150
23 days ago

Jill, I had an accident and I need, you know, the thing.

Goldbug
Goldbug
23 days ago

I hope that hatch doesn’t fall on my head again; it’s making me sorta’, well, whatever they’re calling it now.

Bill Bostic
Bill Bostic
23 days ago

If Joe sees his Shadow it will be “4 More Years of TRUMP “

chemtrailssuck
20 days ago
Reply to  Bill Bostic

Ha ha ha!!!!

GregB
GregB
23 days ago

Jill can I come out now? I’m tired of playing “Dungeons and Dragons” down here with Barack.

Carlo Bongiorno
Carlo Bongiorno
23 days ago

Has anyone seen Ghislaine?

barbarossa58
barbarossa58
23 days ago

Another one of Grandpa’s experiments gone wrong…

Paladin
23 days ago

Why won’t the Democratic party let me campaign? Its because I am a “lying dog faced pony soldier!”

Calgirl
Calgirl
23 days ago
Reply to  Paladin

Off topic….Paladin…LOVE your handle….I remember the old show and the SONG (“Paladin, Paldin, where do you roam?”…) from before there was colored TV….oh….I guess I have to change that to—“-since before there was television broadcast with visually discernable and life-like hues.” (Lest the word police track me down and burn my house to the ground…with me in it….and walk away into a “summer of love” scot free…b/c, after all BLM, MORE than anything.)

Paladin
22 days ago
Reply to  Calgirl

Off topic–Calgirl, Thank you so much. You are very gracious. Love your sarcasm at the end of your message.

Paladin
23 days ago

So, am I going up or am I going down?

Calgirl
Calgirl
23 days ago

Hey Ma! We grew a neato Mr. Potato Head in the basement. Come see how he turned out!

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
23 days ago

Where are the Tin foil hats they told me they were in here I want my hat please.

omega-man
omega-man
23 days ago

Hillary, I said that I knew where the bodies were buried, not that I wanted to visit them….

Last edited 23 days ago by omega-man
YouKnowWho
YouKnowWho
22 days ago

MARCO!

Just Another Patriot
Just Another Patriot
22 days ago

“Here’s the thing, Jack, I uh, um, well, huh? Cornpop was a bad dude, and he would hang in the, uh, whats the thing, uh, basement with his crew. So I says to them: ya know Jack, I can’t have ya doing this. And then I, uh, well, you know, uh, gonna beat the other Joe Biden”

the truth of god
the truth of god
22 days ago

just when you thought it was safe to come back from hell

the truth of god
the truth of god
22 days ago

what was that game that kids could play at chuckie cheese when you hit the pop up head to drive it back in its hole?

Calgirl
Calgirl
21 days ago

Whack-a-mole

the truth of god
the truth of god
22 days ago

and to think the usa thought i was a dead zombie

GRIZZ
GRIZZ
22 days ago

” I was sure I put those kids down here….”

kelly
kelly
22 days ago

Hey, where’s Anne?

kelly
kelly
22 days ago

Cellar? I just wanted to sniff her!

Thomas Hamlin
Thomas Hamlin
22 days ago

Jill, have I won the Senate race, yet?

Thomas Hamlin
Thomas Hamlin
22 days ago

Hey, Jill … did I beat Joe Biden, yet?

Thomas Hamlin
Thomas Hamlin
22 days ago

Jill! Have I won that, uh, you know what I mean, that thing, yet?

Ziggy
Ziggy
22 days ago

I’m gonna need a baseball bat for this game of whack-a-mole.

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
21 days ago

And who says biden is ahead of Trump?

the truth of god
the truth of god
21 days ago

I’m the Pied Piper elect me as president and i will steal your children away. if not i will unleash the rats upon America.

TrailDust
Admin
21 days ago

(not competing caption)
Yay! A brand new Whack-a-Mole character!!!

Truth B. Told
Truth B. Told
21 days ago

Picture evidence of a doorway to hell that was opened…

Truth B. Told
Truth B. Told
21 days ago

Hillary, Satan wants a word with you…

terry
terry
20 days ago

I THOUGHT I SAW A PUSSYCAT

Gunny T
Gunny T
20 days ago

Mommy, can I come out yet, the little girls are crying and won’t shut up.

ms berry
ms berry
20 days ago

“Hi I’m Joe Bidens Basement Joe Biden”

chemtrailssuck
20 days ago

Play the video game, “Whack a Pedo”!

DavidWH
DavidWH
19 days ago

Whack a mole everybody?

Bob350
Bob350
19 days ago

The last time I did this Barack kicked me in the head!!

Gunny T
Gunny T
18 days ago

Oh damn .. I can’t come out yet … I lost my mask …

Paladin
18 days ago

Jill, China insists that Covid-19 came from an old bat. I forgot that Nancy Pelosi went to China.

PvtCharlieSlate
PvtCharlieSlate
13 days ago
Reply to  Paladin

Saboteur365 ? ?

Jen
Jen
18 days ago

Looks like six more weeks of winter!

Truth B. Told
Truth B. Told
18 days ago

Are those Jehovah Witnesses gone yet?

Truth B. Told
Truth B. Told
18 days ago

Jill, can I come out now? I promise I won’t play bite your finger in public again.

Cristo
Cristo
17 days ago

Hi Sweetie, remember me? Remember what I said to you? That’s right, No dating ’til you’re 30. Remember we’re always watching.

Last edited 17 days ago by Cristo
Truth B. Told
Truth B. Told
16 days ago

Jill, there aren’t any coloring books in my safe space.

Captain America
Captain America
14 days ago

Whaaa??? This doesn’t look like Lolita Island.

Lori B
Lori B
14 days ago

I’ve no time to plead and pine,
I’ve no time to wheedle,
Kiss me quick and then I’m gone
Pop! Goes the weasel.

milkman
milkman
13 days ago

Where’s my wife? She and my sister got switched around.

Larry
Larry
12 days ago

Will I need to wear my mask to take the oath of office?

NurseSusy
NurseSusy
11 days ago
Reply to  Larry

I found the tell tale heart!

Larry
Larry
10 days ago
Reply to  NurseSusy

I thought I heard someone knocking at my chamber door.

Rogziel
Rogziel
10 days ago

Biden: “Did we win the war?”
Other: “Yes.”
Biden: “So what’ll they do with the Kaiser?”