The Lying-Piece-of-Scum Caption Contest

This is the 204th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: Millionaire socialist Sen. Bernie Sanders (Vermont), a proponent of the Green New Deal and wealth redistribution, flew first class to the first 2020 Demonrat Primary Debate on May 13, 2019 in Miami, Florida. His wife flew coach.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, July 23, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“You caught me. I’m a lyin’ piece of scum. Do as I say, not as I do!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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Tom Wigand
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“Comrades!’ he cried. ‘You do not imagine, I hope, that we pigs, err, I mean Democratic Socialists, are doing this in a spirit of selfishness and privilege? Many of us actually dislike First Class. I dislike it myself. Our sole object in taking these seats is to preserve our health. First Class and private jets (this has been proved by Science, comrades) are absolutely necessary to the well-being of a pig, err, Democratic Socialist. We are brainworkers. The whole management and organisation of this sustainable farm depend on us. Day and night we are watching over your welfare. It is… Read more »

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Kevin Lankford
Member
Kevin Lankford

“No!…No!!…I tell ya!…You know I would not lie. I’m sure they told me this was the [W]orst class.

GRIZZ
Guest
GRIZZ

AP
” Bernie Sanders caught jeking off on flight”

Goldbug
Guest
Goldbug

Wow, was she good or what? And only fifty bucks?

William
Member
William

Whatcha’ doin’ Bernie?

Old Guy
Guest
Old Guy

AOC you’d better stop, the paparazzi are looking and I don’t think that’s how you wear a burka.

Old Guy
Guest
Old Guy

Pelosi, I don’t care if you forgot your dentures at home, that’s no mile-high club I want to be part of!

kjf
Guest
kjf

Why could Mossad not upgrade me to Epstein’s plane?

William
Member
William

I put my wife in coach so I can do my research. On kiddie porn. It’s a serious problem. Plus we saved a few shekels. I’m not made of money you know

danwdurham
Member
danwdurham

Of course I fly first class. I would have been the 2016 Democratic nominee for President if Hillary hadn’t cheated.

SmKay
Guest
SmKay

The Socialist Agenda broken down into its simplest form…
Rulers ride First Class, Everyone else rides Coach! No Exceptions, not even for a spouse.

William
Member
William

Bernie, suddenly aware that he is being photographed, attempts to conceal his copy of The Communist Manifesto.

Jackie Puppet
Member

Some of us are more equal than others!

Jackie Puppet
Member

I-I-I was just looking for my comb!

AvaJ
Guest
AvaJ

Oh crap…busted again. She controls the money and our commie lives. She’s gonna beat me up for this Kodak moment.

Ron W
Guest
Ron W

As a quote I’ve seen says, “Socialism is not for the socialist.”

Watertender
Member
Watertender

Wooo! That fart was rotten! Maybe I can blame Trump…

bry
Guest
bry

…what???… you’re cold and want half of my sweater!?

Lophatt
Member
Lophatt

“Bernie, we told you about sniffing the upholstery.”

Mitchell T Hyde
Guest
Mitchell T Hyde

“Bernie, do you REALLY believe that we can’t see you trying to hide an ATM machine unda yah sweata? What were you going to tell us: ‘Heeya, unda my sweata is a poowa, colodd child, hoiding from Donald Trump, who wants ta EAT HIM beecoz Trump, as you may know, sez he likes Big Macs and this is my friend Mac. I cannot, and will not let Trump make MAC AND CHEESE FOR DINNA!!!'”

Cornell
Guest
Cornell

FLY AIR MARXISM!

GregB
Guest
GregB

Dammit, I had to lower myself to flying first class commercial because I loaned out my Gulfstream V to Al Gore.

greenworxx
Guest
greenworxx

Caught you! Whatcha trying to hide there, Bernie?

Cornell
Guest
Cornell

Camaradarie in the sky, fly Air Marxism!

Cornell
Guest
Cornell

El Al Airlines is proud to announce daily flights to MOSSAD ISLAND RESORT, 15 year old masseuse complimentary!

captain America
Guest
captain America

Well, his wife is a fat marxist pig, so they had to shuffle her around to balance the aircraft. Bernie is all steam, so no weight tare required.

ms berry
Guest
ms berry

Fund Me ! So I don’t have to put on my own shirt ! or dress myself. If the king has a butler I should too ! It’s just not fair, waaah waaah waaahhhhh

laura
Guest
laura

Need help getting your sweater on, Bern?

DiscussDisgust
Guest
DiscussDisgust

Feel the Bern!
I heard the required attire is topless, so I’m getting ready for Epstein’s #SexSlaveIsland.
No, I didn’t hear it was closed.

Vistabee
Member
Vistabee

OMG, they caught me!!

Ray
Guest
Ray

I don’t always fly first class,
but when I do, my wife flies coach.

Arche N.
Guest
Arche N.

It’s only 92 percent cashmere, I swear!

Jackie Puppet
Member

Just let me get my sweater on! I’ll pay you your $15 an hour!

Lophatt
Member
Lophatt

Yeah, but hurry it up!

Lah
Guest
Lah

“If you were not meant to be sheared God would not have made you sheep

Susan Daniels
Guest
Susan Daniels

I didn’t know they put my wife in coach.

Cynicles
Guest
Cynicles

aaahh! Help! My arm is stuck!

Trioate
Guest
Trioate

Well, on this side it’s a Marxist sweater, on the other it’s a more acceptable Democrat/Socialist Party logo. See how easily we make that work?

Tom Wigand
Editor

“It’s not how it appears. I cashed-in some Progressive Points for an upgrade!”

Lou Minati
Guest
Lou Minati

Of course, Ms Clinton! Yes, Ms Clinton! I’m moving as fast as I can, Ms Clinton! How high, Ms Clinton?

Lou Minati
Guest
Lou Minati

Yes Ms Clinton, I AM enjoying the Lake House. Thank you, Ms Clinton!

ijostl
Guest
ijostl

If only you knew how bad this sweater really is.

Lophatt
Member
Lophatt

“Someone has to dress me but I’m perfectly capable of being “your” President”.