The Lying-Piece-of-Scum Caption Contest

This is the 204th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: Millionaire socialist Sen. Bernie Sanders (Vermont), a proponent of the Green New Deal and wealth redistribution, flew first class to the first 2020 Demonrat Primary Debate on May 13, 2019 in Miami, Florida. His wife flew coach.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, July 23, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“You caught me. I’m a lyin’ piece of scum. Do as I say, not as I do!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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Tom
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Tom
11 months ago

“Comrades!’ he cried. ‘You do not imagine, I hope, that we pigs, err, I mean Democratic Socialists, are doing this in a spirit of selfishness and privilege? Many of us actually dislike First Class. I dislike it myself. Our sole object in taking these seats is to preserve our health. First Class and private jets (this has been proved by Science, comrades) are absolutely necessary to the well-being of a pig, err, Democratic Socialist. We are brainworkers. The whole management and organisation of this sustainable farm depend on us. Day and night we are watching over your welfare. It is… Read more »

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Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
11 months ago

“No!…No!!…I tell ya!…You know I would not lie. I’m sure they told me this was the [W]orst class.

GRIZZ
GRIZZ
11 months ago

AP
” Bernie Sanders caught jeking off on flight”

Goldbug
Goldbug
11 months ago

Wow, was she good or what? And only fifty bucks?

William
William
11 months ago

Whatcha’ doin’ Bernie?

Old Guy
Old Guy
11 months ago

AOC you’d better stop, the paparazzi are looking and I don’t think that’s how you wear a burka.

Old Guy
Old Guy
11 months ago

Pelosi, I don’t care if you forgot your dentures at home, that’s no mile-high club I want to be part of!

kjf
kjf
11 months ago

Why could Mossad not upgrade me to Epstein’s plane?

William
William
11 months ago

I put my wife in coach so I can do my research. On kiddie porn. It’s a serious problem. Plus we saved a few shekels. I’m not made of money you know

True Dan
True Dan
11 months ago

Of course I fly first class. I would have been the 2016 Democratic nominee for President if Hillary hadn’t cheated.

SmKay
SmKay
11 months ago

The Socialist Agenda broken down into its simplest form…
Rulers ride First Class, Everyone else rides Coach! No Exceptions, not even for a spouse.

William
William
11 months ago

Bernie, suddenly aware that he is being photographed, attempts to conceal his copy of The Communist Manifesto.

Jackie Puppet
11 months ago

Some of us are more equal than others!

Jackie Puppet
11 months ago

I-I-I was just looking for my comb!

AvaJ
AvaJ
11 months ago

Oh crap…busted again. She controls the money and our commie lives. She’s gonna beat me up for this Kodak moment.

Ron W
Ron W
11 months ago

As a quote I’ve seen says, “Socialism is not for the socialist.”

Watertender
Watertender
11 months ago

Wooo! That fart was rotten! Maybe I can blame Trump…

bry
bry
11 months ago

…what???… you’re cold and want half of my sweater!?

Lophatt
Lophatt
11 months ago

“Bernie, we told you about sniffing the upholstery.”

Mitchell T Hyde
Mitchell T Hyde
11 months ago

“Bernie, do you REALLY believe that we can’t see you trying to hide an ATM machine unda yah sweata? What were you going to tell us: ‘Heeya, unda my sweata is a poowa, colodd child, hoiding from Donald Trump, who wants ta EAT HIM beecoz Trump, as you may know, sez he likes Big Macs and this is my friend Mac. I cannot, and will not let Trump make MAC AND CHEESE FOR DINNA!!!'”

Cornell
Cornell
11 months ago

FLY AIR MARXISM!

GregB
GregB
11 months ago

Dammit, I had to lower myself to flying first class commercial because I loaned out my Gulfstream V to Al Gore.

greenworxx
greenworxx
11 months ago

Caught you! Whatcha trying to hide there, Bernie?

Cornell
Cornell
11 months ago

Camaradarie in the sky, fly Air Marxism!

Cornell
Cornell
11 months ago

El Al Airlines is proud to announce daily flights to MOSSAD ISLAND RESORT, 15 year old masseuse complimentary!

captain America
captain America
11 months ago

Well, his wife is a fat marxist pig, so they had to shuffle her around to balance the aircraft. Bernie is all steam, so no weight tare required.

ms berry
ms berry
11 months ago

Fund Me ! So I don’t have to put on my own shirt ! or dress myself. If the king has a butler I should too ! It’s just not fair, waaah waaah waaahhhhh

laura
laura
11 months ago

Need help getting your sweater on, Bern?

DiscussDisgust
DiscussDisgust
11 months ago

Feel the Bern!
I heard the required attire is topless, so I’m getting ready for Epstein’s #SexSlaveIsland.
No, I didn’t hear it was closed.

Vistabee
Vistabee
11 months ago

OMG, they caught me!!

Ray
Ray
11 months ago

I don’t always fly first class,
but when I do, my wife flies coach.

Arche N.
Arche N.
11 months ago

It’s only 92 percent cashmere, I swear!

Jackie Puppet
11 months ago

Just let me get my sweater on! I’ll pay you your $15 an hour!

Lophatt
Lophatt
11 months ago
Reply to  Jackie Puppet

Yeah, but hurry it up!

Lah
Lah
11 months ago

“If you were not meant to be sheared God would not have made you sheep

Susan Daniels
Susan Daniels
11 months ago

I didn’t know they put my wife in coach.

Cynicles
Cynicles
11 months ago

aaahh! Help! My arm is stuck!

Trioate
Trioate
11 months ago

Well, on this side it’s a Marxist sweater, on the other it’s a more acceptable Democrat/Socialist Party logo. See how easily we make that work?

Tom
Editor
Tom
11 months ago

“It’s not how it appears. I cashed-in some Progressive Points for an upgrade!”

Lou Minati
Lou Minati
11 months ago

Of course, Ms Clinton! Yes, Ms Clinton! I’m moving as fast as I can, Ms Clinton! How high, Ms Clinton?

Lou Minati
Lou Minati
11 months ago
Reply to  Lou Minati

Yes Ms Clinton, I AM enjoying the Lake House. Thank you, Ms Clinton!

ijostl
ijostl
11 months ago

If only you knew how bad this sweater really is.

Lophatt
Lophatt
11 months ago

“Someone has to dress me but I’m perfectly capable of being “your” President”.