The 'Ladies' Day' Caption Contest

This is the 149th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: Taken on Ladies’ Day of the 2017 Grand National, Britain’s most famous horse race, at Aintree Racecourse in Liverpool, England. (See “You’ve come a long way, baby: British women at Grand National horse race”)
You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, May 9, 2017.

Word of Warning:

Please keep your captions PG. Obscene captions will be deleted.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Look, Ma! I did make sure to wear clean underwear!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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0 responses to “The 'Ladies' Day' Caption Contest

  1. Loose lips sunk Brit bits.

  2. It’s really ok, Caitlyn Jenner, I believe you, you don’t have to prove you had the surgery.

  3. Is it crowning?

  4. YouKnowWho

    You better put that kickstand down or you’re going to fall over!

  5. Mind the Gap

  6. ManCavePatriot

    I bet a thousand pds. to SHOW!!!!

  7. Preview of The V@gina Monologue Part 2

  8. You’re right it does look like Prince Charles with a beard

  9. YouKnowWho

    The tatoo on the left looks like Elvis Presley.
    The one on the right looks like Elvis Costello.
    But the one in the middle is definatly Wille Nelson.

  10. If you listen closely, you can hear the ocean.

  11. The joke written on her underwear reads, “If you can see this, I’m very drunk. Please stuff me in a cab and send me home. Thank you”

  12. Another bimbo spreading her legs and welcoming the world.

  13. A blind man walks by and sniffs the air and says, “Hello ladies!”

  14. A blind passerby exclaims, “Blimey! Must be out of me bloody mind! Thought I was at the races. Had a pint too many at the pub and must’ve wandered down to the fish market. Smells like rotting tuna!”

  15. Richard Ostergard

    Help!! I’ve fallen and can’t get up!
    You need Life Alert!

  16. What’s funny is, as I post this, there are 69 comments on this thread. 😉

  17. daughter: “Look, Ma! No penis!”
    Ma: “If your brain is supposed to be between your ears, then underwear should be between your legs…looks like you’re missing both…”

  18. Kevin J Lankford

    He told me he was measuring me for my saddle,….But he ain’t come back with it yet.

  19. You’re supposed to bleach the back door. That’s just gross.