The ‘L is for Lecherous’ Caption Contest

This is the 197th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:

About the GIF: At a Senate ceremonial swearing-in in January 2015, then Vice President Joe Biden (D), 73, groped numerous children as he posed for photos with various lawmakers. The GIF is from a video clip showing then Senator Jeff Sessions (R-Alabama) swatting Biden’s hand away from pawing Sessions’ granddaughter.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, April 9, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Sessions: “Hands off my granddaughter, you old lech!”

For the winners of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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The ‘L is for Lecherous’ Caption Contest
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kjf
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kjf

Now Joe, I told you during the fisihin trip

William
Member
William

Sessions: Joe, I realize you have..ahem..urges. But couldn’t your Muslim friends fix you up with a nice single goat?

josephbc69
Guest

“Watch it, Bidet! Your reputation’s preceded you.”

(Alternative spelling is intended.)

William
Member
William

Sessions: I understand that you Democrats think pedophilia is normal and healthy. But no, not my granddaughter

TrailDust
Admin

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
This contest is going to be funny!

Jurist
Guest
Jurist

Crime fighter Jeff Sessions protects another would be victim of Creepy Joe’s frotteurism.

Watertender
Guest
Watertender

Joe, That shit might fly in Delaware but here in Ala-bammy they gonna find you hangin’ in a tree with yo’ hands and feet cut off and yo’ pecker and balls in yo’ mouf’…. The Coroner and the Sheriff gonna declare it the wustest case a suicide they ever seen!

Goldbug
Guest
Goldbug

Okay, I’ll just order me some pizza.

Brian Heinz
Guest
Brian Heinz

No,no,no you have had your limit today joe, go play with michelle. you both can dance to my Ding a ling more your speed.

Lophatt
Member
Lophatt

“Like I said Uncle Joe, keep your eyes on the road and keep your hands to yourself”.

Lophatt
Member
Lophatt

“Uncle. Joe, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”.

William
Member
William

Biden: Hi little girl. Do you want uncle Joey to teach you how to play the piccolo?
Sessions: We don’t take kindly to your kind down in ‘bama, Biden. Back off or you’re gonna need to learn how to pee out your ear

kjf
Guest
kjf

The gif also says something about jeffy… he is probably one of them. Its all okay just not with my relations…

chris burns
Guest
chris burns

Touch her again, and your nickname will be “Stumpy”.

AvaJ
Guest
AvaJ

Shooo demon and pinch yourself with that shifting claw!!!

Lophatt
Member
Lophatt

Sessions should have “fogged” him with a bottle of Purelle.

SMKay
Guest
SMKay

A perfect example… How the rich and powerful only get a slap on the wrist for their crimes.

Alma
Member
Alma

“Joe, knock it off, this is my grandchild and you are not in a petting zoo.”

Jackie Puppet
Member

And don’t you try to kiss her, either!

Lophatt
Member
Lophatt

He’s the life of the party at PTA meetings.

William
Member
William

Joe Biden for President in 2020: Make Pedophilia Acceptable Again

Kevin Lankford
Member
Kevin Lankford

Watch out for “sure hands Biden”.

Eddie
Guest
Eddie

Sessions: Don’t you grope my granddaughter with all that lint on your hand. Here. Let me brush it off.

Mickjt
Guest
Mickjt

No child goes by without MY Helping “Hands”!

Gunny T
Guest
Gunny T

Grandpa, that nasty man just touched me and I don’t like it.

Lola
Guest
Lola

There’s Joe, Biden his time til he gets a kinder-grope.

Lou Minati
Guest
Lou Minati

Sessions: “Now you cut that out boy, or I’ll spank you where your feathers are the thinnest”

silhouette
Guest
silhouette

Biden always wanted to be a TSA agent.

Clarioncaller
Guest
Clarioncaller

“Get away, Creep. My grand-daughter ain’t your napkin.

Chemtrailssuck
Guest
Chemtrailssuck

This is your pedophile Senator. This is your pedophile Senator on Viagra. Any Questions? Just say NO…to Biden!

William
Member
William

Sessions: I’ve told you before Joe, not in public and not my granddaughter. When we’re done here give Epstein a call, he’ll take care of ya. You know the drill

William
Member
William

Biden in 2020: No child left unmolested

Craig
Guest
Craig

Lock him up with Jeff Bezos

wandafish
Guest
wandafish

Get rid of his Secret Service agents; they’re useless. He should be surrounded instead by a swat team to keep his hands off girls and women.

CalGirl
Guest
CalGirl

Uncle Joe—kissing babies as a politician doesn’t cover this—hands off and dial it back! (And no hair-sniffing in public!!! I thought your therapist took care of that problem? Are we back to square one already?)

Larry
Guest
Larry

Not with her, Mister Vice-Pervident !

grandmaintexas
Guest

Shoo fly, don’t bother me,
Shoo fly, don’t bother me,
Shoo fly, don’t bother me,
She belongs to me!

(Paraphrase of an old song from the South)

Dennis
Guest
Dennis

Sweet….! I got a strand!

hsaive
Guest
hsaive

Inspiration for the best caption – https://youtu.be/KQ-YjGmpO4Q

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