The IRS Audit

Correction:

The IRS Anal Probe

bendover
I just received an audit on my tax return for 2013 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?”
I replied:

  1. 12 million illegal immigrants
  2. 46 million people on food stamps — as many people as the entire population of Spain!
  3. 2 million people in over 243 prisons
  4. 3 million crack heads
  5. Half of Mexico
  6. 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate
  7. 1 First Lady and her many expensive vacations
  8. 1 spendthrift President who’s responsible for #1, 2, and 7.

Evidently, the IRS thinks this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I keep asking myself: Whom did I leave out???
senior doing IRS
On a more serious note, in its annual Report to Congress yesterday, the office of the National Taxpayer Advocate outlined a series of Internal Revenue Service failures, including the trouble taxpayers face reaching the right person in order to meet their tax obligations:

The IRS does not answer the phone at local offices and has even removed the option it once provided for taxpayers, including the elderly and disabled, to leave a message.”

Until 2013, taxpayers — including the elderly and disabled — were allowed to leave a voicemail requesting an in-person appointment. But now, elderly and disabled taxpayers attempting to navigate the automated helpline maze are asked to email the IRS to set up an appointment. (Source)
H/t FOTM’s dee
~Eowyn

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lawkota
5 years ago

Go to FAR GUARDIAN ORG.
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Northerngirl
Northerngirl
5 years ago

I list the IRS among all the other terror organizations out there. If you are Revved up Sharpton though, well the millions you owe can just ride. ?

CalGirl
5 years ago
Reply to  Northerngirl

I was audited out of the famed Cleveland office (by a mail-in audit) 2 years ago. A mail audit is a very hard thing to do…you have to defend everything with paper proof. We could not round every last thing up (like, I found a huge charitable deduction receipt in the glove compartment of the car WEEKS after we’d mailed in our audit per the deadline…). We paid our “additional amount due, plus penalties” and thought we were done with this stressful BS. LAST WEEK…we received a bill from the IRS for an additional $7.51. My husband and I did… Read more »

Northerngirl
Northerngirl
5 years ago
Reply to  CalGirl

OMG, CalGirl, I feel for you, they absolutely are terrorists!! And you are right, the rich are never bothered but they will hunt you like a dog for $7. Pitiful isn’t it??

Lorra B.
5 years ago

How funny, my list looks just that this one!! 🙂 I pucker just at the mention of the IRS… Grrrrrr

briann2
5 years ago

love it but it is true

BobToonist
BobToonist
5 years ago

Nice photo of an anal probe in the article…… or is it just an anus.

lawkota
5 years ago

IF I WAS A CRIMINAL WORKING FOR THE I.R.S. ALSO KNOWN AS INTERNAL RACKETEERING SERVICE I WOULD BE WATCHING MY BACK WHEN ALL OF AMERICA GO TO FAMGUARDIAN.ORG AMERICA COULD GET SOME REVENGE FUN!!!
God Bless America.
Ronald freelance Law