The ‘Impeachment Witchhunt’ Caption Contest

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Because we Democrats are sore losers.

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Cornell
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Cornell

For attempting to implement a policy of “America first.”

Jose Sion
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Jose Sion

After months of hysteria, it seems even Donald Trump can’t bring the troops home from Syria

Splitfinger
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Splitfinger

yeah and after 4 years you reprobates cant find a crime either unless you are looking at yourself

Watertender
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Watertender

For saving America and pissing off Hillary!!

cogitoergosumantra
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cogitoergosumantra

Facts? Evidence?
We don’t need no stinking facts or evidence!
We rule the roost! Trump bad! Must go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqomZQMZQCQ

Bruce
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Bruce

For making America too damn great again!

Jose Sion
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Jose Sion

For bombing Syria on knowingly false charges and carrying on unconstitutional military operations in said country. For allowing the country to be overrun with illegal aliens. For meddling in the internal affairs of foreign countries. For submitting US foreign policy to the interests of the Zionist Lobby. For refusal to investigate and prosecute political crime syndicates in Washington DC. For allowing dual passport neocons to subvert your nation. For prostituting our armed forces to the Saudi Wahhabi.

pigpen51
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pigpen51

Try to follow closely. Trump instates a ban on incoming immigrants from a bunch of countries. Leftists get judge to let them in. Not Trump’s fault. Investigations are ongoing behind the scenes over the political crime syndicates. But politics makes strange bedfellows. How do you think that Trump has gotten so much stuff passed? Carrot and stick. Zionist lobby? Israel is important to us in the middle east. They are one of the most pro American, democratic nations there, that help keep some nations in check that would otherwise invade less hostile nations.

William
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William

For saying “pussy” in a private conversation 14 years ago that he didn’t know was being taped

William
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William

For being a patriotic and un-neutered white Christian male

Jose Sion
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Jose Sion

Bibi has is balls in a jar in his basement.

Splitfinger
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Splitfinger

Jose you are a racist….you hate white people don’t you …that is what it really is you hate the white man because he wont let you rob rape and steal isn’t that the truth …

William
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William

They actually have each other by the balls. A Mexican standoff. Apologies for appropriating your “culture”

William
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William

For mentioning on live TeeVee that Justice Scalia was found dead with a pillow over his face and that in his opinion that was “an odd place for a pillow”

Goldbug
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Goldbug

Cuz MSM says, “Orange Man Bad.”

William
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William

For pointing out that we are swamp creatures, greed-and-power-crazed Satanic pedophiles and traitors. That may be true but actually saying it is an impeachable offense

GregB
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GregB

For daring to call Crooked Hillary by her real name and then beating her in the election and not being owned and operated by the Deep State.

vett
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vett

For breathing!

DCG
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MOLLY YOUNG
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MOLLY YOUNG

For: terrifying the elite by not taking their secret oath and joining their end game plans.

Jon
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Jon

Because … Trump!!

Jackie Puppet
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Because we can.

Jackie Puppet
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Because we the Democrats, have nothing as a platform to run on.

Jackie Puppet
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For hugging the American flag in a display of love for America, instead of a rainbow, or a Communist Chinese, or ISIS flag.

Jackie Puppet
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For not bathing the White House in rainbow colors during “Pride” month.

Jackie Puppet
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For bringing back class & elegance to the White House.

Jackie Puppet
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For making Americans proud to be Americans again.

Truckjunkie
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Truckjunkie

Because WESAYSO.

Gunny T
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Gunny T

For doing his job and donating all his pay to something …

GregB
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GregB

For not being one of us. We are demonrats and wasting taxpayer dollars is what we do best.

Charlie
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Charlie

using the electoral college to defeat hillary

wandafish
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wandafish

For pardoning the Thanksgiving turkey instead of Nancy Pelosi

wandafish
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wandafish

For marrying a beauty whose native country is friendly with Russia

Leon Williams
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Leon Williams

For Me Just Being Me!

Dave
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Trump’s only “crime” is he beat the hideous comrade Broom Hilda.

Jumpstart
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Jumpstart

For the audacity of serving at the pleasure of the people.

Ziggy
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Ziggy

For being otherwise unbeatable.

Gunny T
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Gunny T

For hurting our feelings …

DFJ150
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Patriotism, effective leadership, and refusing to bow to the deep state.

Paladin
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We, the rapacious harpies of the Democratic Party, do impeach President Donald John Trump for daring to deflate our pompous egos and for protecting the life, liberty, and property of the American People from our greedy, swamp-laden paws.

Jose Sion
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Jose Sion

For flying with Epstein on the Lolita Express.

Grif
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Really??! Jose? You’ve got your head stuffed where the sun does’t shine. Why do you rant against president Trump? You mimic the worst of the commie pinko TDS-deranged librard idiots. Do dare suggest that you are one? If you are not, then why are you quoting from their playbook?

andre
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andre

“Not giving them the time of day and having a drop dead gorgeous wife.”

bob
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bob

1)”for being smarter than us”.
2) “for stopping queen Hillary from taking her rightful place”

Splitfinger
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Splitfinger

for exposing our crimes!

Larry
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Larry

His hair is always perfect.

rat bastart 2.0
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rat bastart 2.0

Because your votes do not count and we will destroy anyone who is not one of us.

But hey, at least you have your “constitution” you worthless peasants.

Now, shut up and get back to work and pay your taxes!

chemtrailssuck
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chemtrailssuck

For not being a commie in disguise.

pigpen51
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pigpen51

Attach Velcro here to make it easy to change daily.

pigpen51
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pigpen51

For hurting Hillary’s feelings.

TrailDust
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I’m pretty sure they’ll use anything they can find, including the crime of Jaywalking.

GregB
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GregB

Because (sniff, sniff,) he hurt our feewings! And that makes Orange Man Bad!

maxx
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maxx

For bitterly clinging to Deplorables and other Dregs of Society and giving them rise to stand and be proud again of the USA. How dare you!

Captain America
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Captain America

For exposing our treason, theft, corruption, pedophilia, murder, rape, and for having a most beautiful wife, who by the way is an actual female.