The ‘Impeachment Witchhunt’ Caption Contest

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This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, December 10, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Because we Democrats are sore losers.

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Cornell
Cornell
7 months ago

For attempting to implement a policy of “America first.”

Jose Sion
Jose Sion
6 months ago
Reply to  Cornell

After months of hysteria, it seems even Donald Trump can’t bring the troops home from Syria

Splitfinger
Splitfinger
6 months ago
Reply to  Jose Sion

yeah and after 4 years you reprobates cant find a crime either unless you are looking at yourself

Watertender
Watertender
7 months ago

For saving America and pissing off Hillary!!

cogitoergosumantra
cogitoergosumantra
7 months ago

Facts? Evidence?
We don’t need no stinking facts or evidence!
We rule the roost! Trump bad! Must go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqomZQMZQCQ

Bruce
Bruce
6 months ago

For making America too damn great again!

Jose Sion
Jose Sion
7 months ago

For bombing Syria on knowingly false charges and carrying on unconstitutional military operations in said country. For allowing the country to be overrun with illegal aliens. For meddling in the internal affairs of foreign countries. For submitting US foreign policy to the interests of the Zionist Lobby. For refusal to investigate and prosecute political crime syndicates in Washington DC. For allowing dual passport neocons to subvert your nation. For prostituting our armed forces to the Saudi Wahhabi.

pigpen51
pigpen51
6 months ago
Reply to  Jose Sion

Try to follow closely. Trump instates a ban on incoming immigrants from a bunch of countries. Leftists get judge to let them in. Not Trump’s fault.
Investigations are ongoing behind the scenes over the political crime syndicates. But politics makes strange bedfellows. How do you think that Trump has gotten so much stuff passed? Carrot and stick. Zionist lobby? Israel is important to us in the middle east. They are one of the most pro American, democratic nations there, that help keep some nations in check that would otherwise invade less hostile nations.

William
William
7 months ago

For saying “pussy” in a private conversation 14 years ago that he didn’t know was being taped

William
William
7 months ago

For being a patriotic and un-neutered white Christian male

Jose Sion
Jose Sion
6 months ago
Reply to  William

Bibi has is balls in a jar in his basement.

Splitfinger
Splitfinger
6 months ago
Reply to  Jose Sion

Jose you are a racist….you hate white people don’t you …that is what it really is you hate the white man because he wont let you rob rape and steal isn’t that the truth …

William
William
6 months ago
Reply to  Jose Sion

They actually have each other by the balls. A Mexican standoff. Apologies for appropriating your “culture”

William
William
7 months ago

For mentioning on live TeeVee that Justice Scalia was found dead with a pillow over his face and that in his opinion that was “an odd place for a pillow”

Goldbug
Goldbug
7 months ago

Cuz MSM says, “Orange Man Bad.”

William
William
7 months ago

For pointing out that we are swamp creatures, greed-and-power-crazed Satanic pedophiles and traitors. That may be true but actually saying it is an impeachable offense

GregB
GregB
7 months ago

For daring to call Crooked Hillary by her real name and then beating her in the election and not being owned and operated by the Deep State.

vett
vett
7 months ago

For breathing!

DCG
Admin
DCG
7 months ago
Reply to  vett
MOLLY YOUNG
MOLLY YOUNG
7 months ago

For: terrifying the elite by not taking their secret oath and joining their end game plans.

Jon
Jon
7 months ago

Because … Trump!!

Jackie Puppet
7 months ago

Because we can.

Jackie Puppet
7 months ago

Because we the Democrats, have nothing as a platform to run on.

Jackie Puppet
7 months ago

For hugging the American flag in a display of love for America, instead of a rainbow, or a Communist Chinese, or ISIS flag.

Jackie Puppet
7 months ago

For not bathing the White House in rainbow colors during “Pride” month.

Jackie Puppet
7 months ago

For bringing back class & elegance to the White House.

Jackie Puppet
7 months ago

For making Americans proud to be Americans again.

Truckjunkie
Truckjunkie
7 months ago

Because WESAYSO.

Gunny T
Gunny T
7 months ago

For doing his job and donating all his pay to something …

GregB
GregB
7 months ago

For not being one of us. We are demonrats and wasting taxpayer dollars is what we do best.

Charlie
Charlie
7 months ago

using the electoral college to defeat hillary

wandafish
wandafish
7 months ago

For pardoning the Thanksgiving turkey instead of Nancy Pelosi

wandafish
wandafish
7 months ago

For marrying a beauty whose native country is friendly with Russia

Leon Williams
Leon Williams
7 months ago

For Me Just Being Me!

Dave
Editor
7 months ago

Trump’s only “crime” is he beat the hideous comrade Broom Hilda.

Jumpstart
Jumpstart
7 months ago

For the audacity of serving at the pleasure of the people.

Ziggy
Ziggy
7 months ago

For being otherwise unbeatable.

Gunny T
Gunny T
6 months ago

For hurting our feelings …

DFJ150
6 months ago

Patriotism, effective leadership, and refusing to bow to the deep state.

Paladin
6 months ago

We, the rapacious harpies of the Democratic Party, do impeach President Donald John Trump for daring to deflate our pompous egos and for protecting the life, liberty, and property of the American People from our greedy, swamp-laden paws.

Jose Sion
Jose Sion
6 months ago

For flying with Epstein on the Lolita Express.

Grif
Editor
6 months ago
Reply to  Jose Sion

Really??! Jose? You’ve got your head stuffed where the sun does’t shine. Why do you rant against president Trump? You mimic the worst of the commie pinko TDS-deranged librard idiots. Do dare suggest that you are one? If you are not, then why are you quoting from their playbook?

andre
andre
6 months ago

“Not giving them the time of day and having a drop dead gorgeous wife.”

bob
bob
6 months ago

1)”for being smarter than us”.
2) “for stopping queen Hillary from taking her rightful place”

Splitfinger
Splitfinger
6 months ago

for exposing our crimes!

Larry
Larry
6 months ago

His hair is always perfect.

rat bastart 2.0
rat bastart 2.0
6 months ago

Because your votes do not count and we will destroy anyone who is not one of us.

But hey, at least you have your “constitution” you worthless peasants.

Now, shut up and get back to work and pay your taxes!

chemtrailssuck
chemtrailssuck
6 months ago

For not being a commie in disguise.

pigpen51
pigpen51
6 months ago

Attach Velcro here to make it easy to change daily.

pigpen51
pigpen51
6 months ago

For hurting Hillary’s feelings.

TrailDust
Admin
6 months ago

I’m pretty sure they’ll use anything they can find, including the crime of Jaywalking.

GregB
GregB
6 months ago

Because (sniff, sniff,) he hurt our feewings! And that makes Orange Man Bad!

maxx
maxx
6 months ago

For bitterly clinging to Deplorables and other Dregs of Society and giving them rise to stand and be proud again of the USA. How dare you!

Captain America
Captain America
6 months ago

For exposing our treason, theft, corruption, pedophilia, murder, rape, and for having a most beautiful wife, who by the way is an actual female.