The ‘I can’t breathe’ Caption Contest

This Caption Contest is now closed.

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This is the 231st world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t DCG):

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, September 29, 2020.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Help me. I can’t breathe!,” her lady bits scream.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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Cornell
Cornell
29 days ago

BLT Matters!

Postman
Postman
28 days ago

1) “It was the restaurant-sized can of beans that done it…” 2) “Nor could anyone around her.” 3) “What it’s like to be Jerry Nadler’s Congressional aide.”

Greg Haunschild
Greg Haunschild
27 days ago

I can’t see my toes!

the truth of god
the truth of god
27 days ago

is it me or is her a$$ on backwards??. she don’t know if she is coming or going from the buffet table

the truth of god
the truth of god
27 days ago

she is what we used to call a 4 spinner [spin the scale around 4 times]

AZ Scott
AZ Scott
27 days ago

Husband dies during sex, wife honors him by putting his dying words on a shirt.

Whiskey1Bravo
Whiskey1Bravo
27 days ago

I can’t breathe unless I’m eating.

a9racer
a9racer
27 days ago

Kamalatoe’s older sister Mooseknuckle

Soggy Doggy
Soggy Doggy
27 days ago

Dems po lil feet…..DEMS PO LIL FEET!!!

JohnnyK
JohnnyK
27 days ago

Lie. Law of gravity says she has her own atmosphere.

MoFreeMoney
MoFreeMoney
27 days ago

Stuffed her ballot box

Shonuffia Jackson
Shonuffia Jackson
27 days ago

Every day, I wipe out and bankrupt another buffet but then…..

the truth of god
the truth of god
25 days ago

i can’t help to think of all the hungry people in this world that go to bed hungry, and look at this blob who eats more than a small town every day. no wonder this is a toilet paper shortage must take 2 rolls and 5 people to wipe that barn door