The High-Tech Conspirators Caption Contest

This caption contest is now closed.

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This is the 233rd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic, see “Google and Apple conspire in secret pact to control the Internet“.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, November 10, 2020.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Pichai to Cook: “And if anyone accuses Google and Apple of conspiring to control the Internet, we’ll sic our media lapdogs on them with the label tinfoil hat-wearing ‘conspiracy theorists’.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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Tim Shey
1 month ago

Haman conspiring against Mordecai. Someday Google will hang from its own algorithm. (Esther 7:10)

the truth of god
the truth of god
1 month ago

evils lerk behind closed doors. steve jobs must be rolling in his grave because of what his ex-wife and Cook are doing to his life of hard work and name. boycott as i do

Gunny T
Gunny T
1 month ago

Pichi – I want Asia, China, and the Pacific Islands.
Cook – I want North and South America
Both – We can give Europe and Africa to @Jack
All – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the truth of god
the truth of god
1 month ago

so the plot to get trump began here. i got the nail and i got the hammer together we can bury free speech YES, COMRADE NAIL THE COFFIN SHUT

TrailDust
Admin
1 month ago

This contest should be fun.

DFJ150
1 month ago

Explain to me again how we get the horse’s head into Trumps’ bed.

Auntie Lulu
Auntie Lulu
1 month ago

The sheeple are so stupid, they will not realize what we have done until it is too late.

Just Another Patriot
Just Another Patriot
1 month ago

“Is banning the only solution for Drumpfh supporters?”

“So it seems, so it seems”

boydownthelane
boydownthelane
1 month ago

“Do you like your conservatives fried, baked or roasted?”

andre
andre
1 month ago

Lucifer pitching the “deal” to the Antichrist to rule the world.

Pigpenlordofdirt
Pigpenlordofdirt
1 month ago

Pichai: “So I say to her: “You’re doing it wrong. It’s supposed to be 3 tablespoons of sugar, not 2.”
Cook: “Wow, I didnt know the Google Nest gives you video too.”

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
1 month ago

Darn!!….You sunk my battle ship.

omega-man
omega-man
1 month ago

Cook: …By the way, how much did you charge the DNC for that rope you sold them?

Rhode Island Red
Rhode Island Red
1 month ago

Tim: OK, Sundar removes the words “antitrust” and “monopoly” from the algorithm. Siri quashes the queries. We’re done, call an Uber.

the truth of god
the truth of god
1 month ago

great to see there are some people from R.I. that are awake

CaptainAmerica
CaptainAmerica
1 month ago

I recommend the 2009 male adrenochrome. It was a very good year my fellow queer.

GregB
GregB
1 month ago

Sundar: “Hey Tim, whadda ya say YOU control all the iPhones and I’ll control all the Android phones, and together we can shut out all other competition and with our combined efforts, we can CONTROL ALL the world’s cell communications AND constantly surreptitiously spy on EVERYONE in the process as a side benefit to us. This plan will make us $Billions,maybe even $Trillions, I guarantee you! Are you in? Do we have a deal?” Tim: “Sounds like a plan to me. Let’s do it! Have your guy call my guy Monday morning and we’ll start putting this plan together. High… Read more »

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bry
bry
1 month ago

Tim Cook: “My final offer…I’ll give you 6 programmers for the latest NSA backdoor passwords.”

greenworxx
greenworxx
1 month ago

Our next in person meeting needs to include Jack and Mark so our plans can’t be hijacked and revealed.

Cornell
Cornell
29 days ago

We’re not just computer nerds anymore, we’re revolutionaries now, Micronistas!

Paladin
29 days ago

And then the voice said, “We have been trying to reach you concerning car’s warranty.

Jackie Puppet
28 days ago

“Here’s to getting rid of Trump once and for all!!”

REAPER
REAPER
28 days ago

“What are we going to do today Brain.”

“What we do everyday Pinky, plot to take over the world!”

hirdiharzi
hirdiharzi
24 days ago

Cook – I want North and South America