The Hide-In-Plain-Sight Caption Contest

This is the 194th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, February 26, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Angela Merkel signals allegiance to her master.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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True Dan
1 year ago

Put your finger in here and you can tickle my belly button.

James Mooney
James Mooney
1 year ago

This is the size I like to abort my baby

YouKnowWho
YouKnowWho
1 year ago

(Teeth Clintchd)
Not the damn crazy glue trick… again…

Gunny T
Gunny T
1 year ago

If I had cajones, they’d be this BIG!

km
km
1 year ago

Guess you can see what team she works for… Mr. T loves to display his loyalty with his triangle hand sign as well…

John J. Molloy
John J. Molloy
1 year ago

Contest for Joe Stalin’s Housekeeper LookAlike Contest.

GregB
GregB
1 year ago

The symbol means “vagina” in American sign language. She is saying to the deaf people in the audience, “Hey, I’m every bit as much of a (c-word) as the one who nearly became the U.S. president.”

ReikiMaster
ReikiMaster
1 year ago

“Sure is a good thing this Velcro works!”

Sherman7111
Sherman7111
1 year ago

My hands might be making a symbol but in my mind I am raising my right arm and giving a “proper” German Salute. The one used by the last guy who ruined Germany before me.

Alma
Alma
1 year ago

“By pressing the button in the middle You can take out the Rotten Dutch apple. Press as many as you can!

Ceela
Ceela
1 year ago

It pays to advertise ……. but not when it is THAT big!

silhouette
silhouette
1 year ago

This is my brain as a world leader.

silhouette
silhouette
1 year ago

This is how much care I have for my fellow countrymen.

operaghost
operaghost
1 year ago

“I don’t always flash Illuminati signs, but when I do . . . aw heck, that was a lie. You know I always do. Every chance I get. Because I like to snicker about it behind closed doors with the other Illuminati tools in world government.”

Jdombek
Jdombek
1 year ago

“This much of Germany will be non-muslim.”

J. Dombek
J. Dombek
1 year ago

“The muslims said we can keep this much of our country.”

Steven Broiles
1 year ago

Not THE Bermuda Triangle!

Captain America
Captain America
1 year ago

This is how big my vajayjay is. And interestingly enough, this is where it is.
Demon Life!

Lophatt
Lophatt
1 year ago

“And the teensy, weensy spider crawled up the spout again!”

Lophatt
Lophatt
1 year ago

“My mom taught me to do this whenever my hands start to form the Hitler salute”.

CalGirl
CalGirl
1 year ago

When I do this signal, my spacecraft knows my exact location and one day, it’ll land and I can return home once again.

kjf
kjf
1 year ago

What people do not know about me is I taught DDP his signature move

kjf
kjf
1 year ago
Reply to  Dr. Eowyn

Diamond Dallas Page WCW, WWF, he also does yoga now

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
1 year ago

I have such a magnetic personality, my fingertips always come together.

wandafish
wandafish
1 year ago

The Mother of all rapefugees sending her love to them through this inverted heart hand gesture

wandafish
wandafish
1 year ago

”Fellow satanists, continue in your efforts in decimating the Christians until they are reduced to this many!”

GregB
GregB
1 year ago

The “Devil Horns” and the “OK” 666 hand signs were a little too obvious, so I’ll just use this one from now on. They’ll NEVER figure this one out.

Julie G
Julie G
1 year ago

Preying hands

PattiCourt
PattiCourt
1 year ago

All together now comrades: The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout…

Spencer
Spencer
1 year ago

How confusing for the Masons when Trump does it too

dkolb2010
dkolb2010
1 year ago

The sign means vagina in American Sign Language.
Merkel to Muslims: Here am I, use me.

William
William
1 year ago

What alleged hand sign are we supposed to be seeing here?
Not secret, “illuminati”, Masonic, et. al.

DiscussDisgust
DiscussDisgust
1 year ago

I’ve got Germany all buttoned up in many ways.
Ignore our major issues.

Tanga36
Tanga36
1 year ago

“I’m totally going to win the ‘Follower of the Month’ contest at my local occult meeting.”

Sede vacante
Sede vacante
1 year ago

“Here’s the church…”

DWH
DWH
1 year ago

Whaddya mean NWO? It’s a birth defect.I was born this way.

Paladin
Paladin
1 year ago

Besides the internet, Al Gore also invented my hand position.

Kent Hall
Kent Hall
1 year ago

It’s THIS big.

Jon
Jon
1 year ago

Whenever I think about president Trump, I get this big down there

Paladin
Paladin
1 year ago

George Soros taught me this unique hand position because it keeps my depends up

Chemtrailssuck
Chemtrailssuck
1 year ago

No matter how many wardrobe changes, Ms. Merkle still can’t get a date with her master Lucifer.

backman
backman
1 year ago

there Are no more reason to vote again for trump.