The Hide-in-a-Mattress Caption Contest

This is the 195th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the gif:

About the gif: Spanish border police find African “migrant” in a mattress.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, March 12, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Come to the US-Mexico border, all ye dregs of the world! You can just saunter into America without resorting to tricks like hiding in a mattress!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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Gunny T
Gunny T
1 year ago

I’ve been abducted by aliens .. I was sleeping last night and now I’ve ended up here .. am I in Spain yet?

SmKay
SmKay
1 year ago

Another reason to buy Made in the USA. “You dont know what critters are hiding in an imported mattress!”

Charles H Slate
Charles H Slate
1 year ago
Reply to  SmKay

Now that’s a bed bug!

Dan
Dan
1 year ago

My thought, too. A few more mattress from India and the bedbug plague will decimate our cities like a wave of Fukushimas.

christy
christy
1 year ago

The latest in Memory Foam technology. When they open up the mattress you remember you aren’t from this country.

Charles H Slate
Charles H Slate
1 year ago

The real reason Zyklon B was invented.

tomad thomas
tomad thomas
1 year ago

Sleep ON it!

Zip-ped-e-doda
Zip-ped-e-doda
1 year ago

JACKPOT! Obummer’s DACA DREAM ACT – ARRIVAL OF ONE MILLION ILLEGAL ENTRY.
As of June 30, 2017, 793,026 people had been approved for the program since it began and nearly 900,000 renewals had been approved over the life of the program.

Alma
Alma
1 year ago

“Huyu umpaka Mexico?” Swahili translation “Is this the border with Mexico?”

Yahoo
Yahoo
1 year ago

The lazy man’s way to Make a Run for the Border.

Larry
Larry
1 year ago

What are you doing opening the mail? I came Postage Paid!

Watertender
Watertender
1 year ago

Dammit I shouldn’t have eaten those beans! They smelled it and thought I was a burrito….

True Dan
1 year ago

I was sleeping soundly. Why did you have to wake me up?

Lophatt
Lophatt
1 year ago

Wow! An Ethiopian sandwich!

Alma
Alma
1 year ago

Je, mimi kufanya hivyo kwa mexico? ?
“Did I make it to Mexico?” In Swahili.

Lophatt
Lophatt
1 year ago

“I slept in a Holiday Inn last night where the ‘Magic Fingers’ spoke Swahili”.

BoyDownTheLane
BoyDownTheLane
1 year ago

My Sleep Number is free… free, I say… freee, free, free.

Jdombek
Jdombek
1 year ago

Thank Allah, I’m free! 2 sweaty goathumps buggered their livestock on me last night!

G W Freeborn
G W Freeborn
1 year ago

You saved my life,this mattress was getting ready to start digesting me.

chemtrailssuck
chemtrailssuck
1 year ago

So THIS is where all those bed bugs came from.

chemtrailssuck
chemtrailssuck
1 year ago

Dear Mattress Firm,
I recently purchased a mattress from your company, and I wish to complain. It is very lumpy and makes strange sounds when I adjust myself while sleeping. It also emits a noxious smell from time to time. Also, I noticed the mattress leaking an unidentified fluid. Please let me know where I can return it.
Sincerely,
Ann A. Gram

chemtrailssuck
chemtrailssuck
1 year ago

At least THIS illegal came with his OWN mattress.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
1 year ago

Migrant: “Where is my sister & wife, Ilhan Omar (D-MN)?”

GrgB
GrgB
1 year ago

“Hey, you clowns just voided my mattress warranty. Somebody’s gonna pay for this!”

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
1 year ago

Black Lives Mattress!!

Alma
Alma
1 year ago
Reply to  Jackie Puppet

Jackie, jackpot,

wandafish
wandafish
1 year ago

Illegal migrant to human trafficker: “Give me liberty or give me bed”!

greenworxx
greenworxx
1 year ago

A flesh eating zombie comes back to life after his mattress coffin is opened. Watch out!……don’t let him bite you!

silhouette
silhouette
1 year ago

Oh, Hey, is breakfast ready??

AltRightApostle
AltRightApostle
1 year ago

Never buy any mattresses made in Somalia; It’s buy one, get one free.

GregB
GregB
1 year ago

AltRightApostle, what you said about BOGOF is true even more than you probably thought. There were actually two mattresses on top of the car attempting to smuggle them in, each with an illegal “immigrant” hiding in them. FOTM’s caption post photo only shows one of them, but there was actually two. See here for more details and video:

https://www.msn.com/en-sg/news/world/migrants-discovered-hidden-in-mattresses/ar-BBREOfH

AltRightApostle
AltRightApostle
1 year ago

Ilhan Omar’s long lost brother/future husband.

wandafish
wandafish
1 year ago

A stowaway bed!

Steven Broiles
1 year ago

PRAISE GOD! I CAN CRAWL AGAIN!!!

kjf
kjf
1 year ago

I thought this was a Emma Sulkowicz’s “Carry That Weight” event

Rocky
Rocky
1 year ago

“Come on man! It’s Spain and I’m taking my siesta.”

bob
bob
1 year ago

Secret of Magic fingers mattress finally revealed !

Tih
Tih
1 year ago

Peekaboo!

nofooksgiven
nofooksgiven
1 year ago

Well we didn’t quite make it but if you enjoyed this week’s challenge don’t forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel “Somalian Selfies with Merkel”

Mickjt
Mickjt
1 year ago

Hey, I’m not trying to sneak into the country, they told me if I laid down in this sarcophagus I would live forever! Thank you for waking me up!

Paladin
1 year ago

So, this is how Alexandria Ocasio Cortez got into our country, as well.

That One
That One
1 year ago

Oh, look! It’s a real live Sardine in the can!

Paladin
1 year ago

Attention Mike Lindell!-Attention Mike Lindell!

DCG
Admin
DCG
1 year ago
Reply to  Paladin

OK, that’s a good one!

Dodocrat City
Dodocrat City
1 year ago

What makes you think Kamala Harris is in here?

Kingsville
Kingsville
1 year ago

Darned mattress feels lumpy…

silhouette
silhouette
1 year ago

Wow, you guys running those knives all around scared the stuffings out of me.

Sure As Day
Sure As Day
1 year ago

“I think Democrats are hiding votes in here. Let’s check to be sure.”

Pat
Pat
1 year ago

SOILED MATTRESSES MATTER!

CalGirl
CalGirl
1 year ago

EGADS! I didn’t know when I donated my old mattress to the GoodWill that they restuffed it with illegals!