The Heaven’s door Caption Contest

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This is the 188th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:

About the GIF: Shouting “Shut it down!,” totally unhinged leftists pound and claw the Supreme Court’s door at the swearing-in of new justice Brett Kavanaugh, October 6, 2018. See “Anti-Kavanaugh protesters claw on Supreme Court door; glad his life is ‘ruined’,” Oct. 8, 2018.

Here’s a longer and fuller video of the Left’s meltdown:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, November 27, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Demonrats getting in training for when they’re shut out of Heaven’s door.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.


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41 responses to “The Heaven’s door Caption Contest

  1. I am a Liberal and I need my Thorazine NOW!

  2. Absolutely unhinged

  3. A preview of their reaction when they arrive at heaven’s gate.

  4. Kevin J Lankford

    Liberal uninformed minds in action;…”Send him out that ‘we’ may ‘know’ him, or we will deal worse with thee than with him”.

  5. C’mon Larry!!! Open up the door!!! I gotta PISS BAD!!!!

  6. Brainzzz… Must… Have… Brains! We need brains! Now! We know they’re inside. Let us in!

    The Zombies

  7. “Hey-MAYBE,if we harness ALL our Unicorns together,we can pull these doors open!!”

  8. Brains, brains! Open it up! I’ m starving!!!

  9. Cat scratch fever!
    Sadly it’s contagious in liberals and causes extreme stupidity.

  10. “Cut……cut! Can I get a redo on my nails? This door is gonna ruin my close up”.

  11. left winged Dem’s doing the Whack A Mole on Supreme Courts Doors

  12. Genesis 7:16: “The Lord closed the door.”

  13. Let me in, Ruthie, I left my pussy hat in your purse.

  14. Ted Kaczynski: “Some of them”


  15. The Dems were right all along—gays and lesbians are just like everybody else.

  16. Deep Thoughts: “So, after I ruin my manicure w/ this dramatic clawing episode for the fake news cameras, I’m still about $400 ahead from my Soros salary after I fund an all new manicure tomorrow. Net gain.”

  17. “Where is my Ritalin & Chocolate Rations”


    Pound me all you want, fools!

    You can’t hurt me!! – The Double Doors

  19. sorry ladies…unlike yourselves, those doors will not come unhinged.

  20. OPEN UP!!! I have to use the ‘transgender bathroom’ that Sotomayor installed.

  21. The door is the only thing that is not unhinged.

  22. It’s getting dark, too dark to see.
    Feel like I’m knockin’ on heaven’s door.
    Knock, knock, knockin’ on heavens door.

  23. You better get back to your used-to-be
    ‘Cause you’re kinda love ain’t good for me
    I hear you knocking, but you can’t come in
    I hear you knocking, go back where you been

  24. Guess who is knocking on the door It’s me mo_ _erf_ _ _ _r I’m knocking on the door.
    * Guess Who’s Knocking
    Ryan Bingham

  25. Your Honor, I submit this clip of my wife as Exhibit A as to why you should grant my request for divorce posthaste.

  26. Storming the halls… Scene.. take two..
    ” c’mon people make it look convincing! This is for CNN. Ready! ANNNND ACTION!”

  27. LOL at “Demonrats getting in training for when they’re shut out of Heaven’s door.” Can’t beat that Dr. Eowyn!

  28. The Borg Collective has discovered that “Resistance is not futile”.

  29. witch in red dress along with male drones claw bronze doors of the je-suite supremes court to protest scripted assault charges by horn rimmed tranny liar ford against fembot K-not federal hazing survivor.

  30. Hurry! Let me in! Rosie O’Donnell is coming and she may sit on me!

  31. And this is the reason we had President Obama for 8 years. Idiots like this.

  32. Friend of the Court offices, at 5:01 pm on a Friday, when a woman didn’t get her child support check this week.

  33. Knock, knock, let me in
    I won’t go away
    Oh, uh, uh
    I’m gonna see ya
    If it takes all day
    Oh, uh uh

  34. Trying to get into the transgender bathroom.

  35. Soros’ army working hard for the money.

  36. Luke 13:25 25 – Once the owner of the house gets up and closes the door, you will stand outside knocking and pleading, ‘Sir, open the door for us.’ “But he will answer, ‘I don’t know you or where you come from.’

  37. Job 38:10

    And I placed boundaries on it And set a bolt and doors,

  38. This caption contest is closed.


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