The Heaven’s door Caption Contest

This is the 188th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:

About the GIF: Shouting “Shut it down!,” totally unhinged leftists pound and claw the Supreme Court’s door at the swearing-in of new justice Brett Kavanaugh, October 6, 2018. See “Anti-Kavanaugh protesters claw on Supreme Court door; glad his life is ‘ruined’,” Oct. 8, 2018.

Here’s a longer and fuller video of the Left’s meltdown:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, November 27, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Demonrats getting in training for when they’re shut out of Heaven’s door.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.

~Eowyn

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Hawkmoon
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Hawkmoon

I am a Liberal and I need my Thorazine NOW!

Collie D
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Collie D

Absolutely unhinged

Jaclyn
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Jaclyn

A preview of their reaction when they arrive at heaven’s gate.

Kevin Lankford
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Kevin Lankford

Liberal uninformed minds in action;…”Send him out that ‘we’ may ‘know’ him, or we will deal worse with thee than with him”.

Watertender
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Watertender

C’mon Larry!!! Open up the door!!! I gotta PISS BAD!!!!

GregB
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GregB

Brainzzz… Must… Have… Brains! We need brains! Now! We know they’re inside. Let us in!

The Zombies

truckjunkie
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truckjunkie

“Hey-MAYBE,if we harness ALL our Unicorns together,we can pull these doors open!!”

AvaJ
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AvaJ

Brains, brains! Open it up! I’ m starving!!!

DiscussDisgust
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DiscussDisgust

Cat scratch fever!
Sadly it’s contagious in liberals and causes extreme stupidity.

Lophatt
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Lophatt

“Cut……cut! Can I get a redo on my nails? This door is gonna ruin my close up”.

Joseph Ulman
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Joseph Ulman

left winged Dem’s doing the Whack A Mole on Supreme Courts Doors

Tim Shey
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Genesis 7:16: “The Lord closed the door.”

Goldbug
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Goldbug

Let me in, Ruthie, I left my pussy hat in your purse.

Flanders
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Flanders

Ted Kaczynski: “Some of them”

https–files.catbox.moe-u631fd.jpg

Flanders
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Flanders

comment image

Dan
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Dan

The Dems were right all along—gays and lesbians are just like everybody else.

CalGirl
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CalGirl

Deep Thoughts: “So, after I ruin my manicure w/ this dramatic clawing episode for the fake news cameras, I’m still about $400 ahead from my Soros salary after I fund an all new manicure tomorrow. Net gain.”

Hawkmoon
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Hawkmoon

“Where is my Ritalin & Chocolate Rations”

Jackie Puppet
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Jackie Puppet

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Pound me all you want, fools!

You can’t hurt me!! – The Double Doors

Joseph Ulman
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Joseph Ulman

sorry ladies…unlike yourselves, those doors will not come unhinged.

Clarioncaller
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Clarioncaller

OPEN UP!!! I have to use the ‘transgender bathroom’ that Sotomayor installed.

Yahoo
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Yahoo

The door is the only thing that is not unhinged.

dkolb2010
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dkolb2010

It’s getting dark, too dark to see.
Feel like I’m knockin’ on heaven’s door.
[Chorus]
Knock, knock, knockin’ on heavens door.

dkolb2010
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dkolb2010

You better get back to your used-to-be
‘Cause you’re kinda love ain’t good for me
I hear you knocking, but you can’t come in
I hear you knocking, go back where you been

dkolb2010
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dkolb2010

Guess who is knocking on the door It’s me mo_ _erf_ _ _ _r I’m knocking on the door.
* Guess Who’s Knocking
Ryan Bingham

Lou Minati
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Lou Minati

Your Honor, I submit this clip of my wife as Exhibit A as to why you should grant my request for divorce posthaste.

SmKay
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SmKay

Storming the halls… Scene.. take two..
” c’mon people make it look convincing! This is for CNN. Ready! ANNNND ACTION!”

Zigggy
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Zigggy

LOL at “Demonrats getting in training for when they’re shut out of Heaven’s door.” Can’t beat that Dr. Eowyn!

Lana
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Lana

I agree. Dr. Eowyn you’ve already won your own contest!
Perhaps a slight twist….

My caption: “Forever entitled, Liberals throw tantrum upon finding the doors to heaven closed.”

Paladin
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The Borg Collective has discovered that “Resistance is not futile”.

Lorie Bee
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Lorie Bee

witch in red dress along with male drones claw bronze doors of the je-suite supremes court to protest scripted assault charges by horn rimmed tranny liar ford against fembot K-not federal hazing survivor.

Paladin
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Hurry! Let me in! Rosie O’Donnell is coming and she may sit on me!

Paladin
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And this is the reason we had President Obama for 8 years. Idiots like this.

pigpen51
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pigpen51

Friend of the Court offices, at 5:01 pm on a Friday, when a woman didn’t get her child support check this week.

Captain America
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Captain America

Knock, knock, let me in
I won’t go away
Oh, uh, uh
I’m gonna see ya
If it takes all day
Oh, uh uh

Jose Sion
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Jose Sion

Trying to get into the transgender bathroom.

christy
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christy

Soros’ army working hard for the money.

dkolb2010
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dkolb2010

Luke 13:25 25 – Once the owner of the house gets up and closes the door, you will stand outside knocking and pleading, ‘Sir, open the door for us.’ “But he will answer, ‘I don’t know you or where you come from.’

dkolb2010
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dkolb2010

Job 38:10

And I placed boundaries on it And set a bolt and doors,