The Harley Biker – as reported by the MSM

angry lion
A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, D. C. when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs the girl by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside.
The girls’ parents scream helplessly.
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him profusely.
A man standing by has watched the whole event, but without lifting a finger to help.
Addressing the Harley rider, the man says, “Sir, that was the most gallant and bravest thing I’ve seen a man do in my whole life.”
The Harley rider replies, “Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted because it’s the right thing to do.”
The man says, “Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist, you know, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living and what’s your political party affiliation?”
The biker replies, “I’m a U.S. Marine and a Republican.”
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of the event. On the front page is this screaming headline:
“U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH!”
….and that pretty much sums up the media’s approach to the news these days.
media lie
H/t FOTM’s pnordman
~Eowyn

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0 responses to “The Harley Biker – as reported by the MSM

  1. And the MSM wonders why their following has dropped so dramatically in favour of the Internet….

     
  2. I had this joke sent to me a few days ago by a friend who’s a DEMOCRAT! We both own and ride Harley Davidsons,I imagine that’s the only reason he thought it was funny. I think it’s just plain FUNNY.

     

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