A small zoo in Georgia obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within
a few weeks, the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla
was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the zookeeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton,
a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
Bobby Lee had little sense, but possessed amply ability to satisfy a
female of any species.
The zookeeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was
approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the
gorilla for $500.
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would
accept the offer , but only under five conditions:
“First,” Bobby Lee said, “I ain’t gonna kiss her on the lips.” The
keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
“Second,” he said, “She must wear a “Dale Earnhardt Forever” T-shirt.”
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
“Third,” he said, “You can’t never tell no one about this.” The
keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
“Fourth,” Bobby Lee said, “I want all the children raised Southern
Baptist.” Once again, it was agreed.
:”And last,” Bobby Lee said, “I’ll need another week to come up with the
$500.”
~Steve~ H/T May. No Gorilla’s were harmed in the making of this joke.
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The poor gorilla, having to mate with a moron. LOL
Hehe…funny!
And Steve, good thing I’m not a redneck…wouldn’t want to have to slap the messenger again 🙂
What if the gorilla rejected good old Bobby Lee? Can he file a rejection law suit against the zoo? If the gorilla bites off Bobby Lee’s best part, will he be guaranteed a surgical replacement or will he have to settle for a rubber dildo? Before any of this starts, the government will have to set up a committee of twelve to debate the pros and cons. That means that six gorillas and six humans will come up with a plan. Sounds to me as if we have this covered pretty well!
It’s politically correct to make jokes about rednecks aka Geogians, but it would be considered racism if it were about a black or a latino. As long as white southerners are considered morons it’s OK. In my opinion this joke is definitely racist and is in poor taste.
Hey, Horace,
You must not have read our other joke posts, for if you had, you’d know that we on FOTM are equal opportunity offenders. We make fun of EVERYBODY — whites, blacks, browns, yellows; men, women, indeterminate; gays, straights, confused; Christians, Jews, Muslims, satanists; Earthlings, Martians…. even you!
That is hilarious.
LOL – And I think I may have met that redneck once, as we do have a few of them here in Georgia.
-Dave
Hear that, love the blonde jokes 🙂