The Good (Newfoundland) Wife

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A joke to start your Christmas Eve, from beloved fellow Joseph.  😉
~Eowyn

One winter morning, a husband and wife in Corner Brook, Newfoundland, were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through.”  So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they were eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through.”  The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they were again having breakfast, when the radio announcer intoned, “We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park…..” Then the electric power went out.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, “Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?”
With the love and understanding in his voice which, God be praised, all men who are married to good Newfoundland women have, the husband replied, “Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time?”

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0 responses to “The Good (Newfoundland) Wife

  1. A very Merry Christmas to everyone from the Great White North, eh!

     
  2. ah! Thank-goodness for newfies, most canadian humour involves them somehow………Please don’t get upset my friendly newfies, we love you, Canada would be a humourless place without you.

     
  3. p.s. to all the Newfies out there, Merry Christmas. To let you know, I have been screeched in, it happened just before an afternoon of jig cod fishing. To everyone MERRY CHRISTMAS. may God bless us all in this new year.

     
  4. he he,! now everyone is wondering what it means to be screeched in….ask a newfie, it’s not something you wanna do twice.

     

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