The friendly skies


As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up
frantically & announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling
like a woman.”
She removes all her clothing and asks if there is someone on this plane
who is man enough to make her feel like a woman.
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”
~Steve~ Don’t shoot the messenger.  😀      H/T  Joseph

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0 responses to “The friendly skies

  1. So women in the world are being more and more abused and treated like shit. For some men a woman is only good to clean up, cook and ….you know what. Therefore this type of joke does not help. Sorry it is hard sometimes to laugh about everything.

     
  2. Hey it’s a JOKE! I’d rather iron than cook any day!
    That being said, I doubt any man in his right mind would want ask for an iron job in that situation 😉

     
  3. I thought it was funny and so did my wife of forty-seven years who, by the way, does not iron, never has. She also is a bad cook and admits it. Guess who did all the ironing and cooking for our two children? I also cleaned our home and worked full time to pay the bills and had a ball doing it.

     
  4. If you want to analyze the joke, it’s just as dismissive of men as it is of women. The woman thinks that the ultimate measure of a man is how well he has sex. Needless to say, if I was a masculinist, I would be horribly offended right now. Fortunately I’m not, and all the torment I’ve been through has deepened my sense of humor, not rubbed it out. Perhaps you’ve learned the wrong lesson?
    As for me, I probably would ask her to iron. You might as well go out laughing, you know?

     
    • No hard feeling here. Didn’t want to cause a commotion, just did not laugh when I heard the joke for I was reading comments of that woman who was raped in New York. There were very harsh sexist even racist comments on a French blog and that’s when I read the joke. I have no problem with it really, this is very very mild compared to what you can read or hear!! lol.
      When you write : “The woman thinks that the ultimate measure of a man is how well he has sex.” I personally never saw a man only as a potential lover that had to perform or walking wallet. We can make general statements about men and women but we would still be missing on all the exceptions. Fortunately, some men and women are aware that we are more than just a sex or about money or your car!
      As to my lessons I don’t consider that they are right or wrong, you learn through anything and most of the time through hardship. So please let’s not make this a big deal and move on. I am not a person who lingers too long on things.
      Peace to all men and women of good will on this planet!
      Should I keep my mouth shut next time? lol
      TBC

       
      • Sorry you read it after that bad story. Apologies for not knowing that. actually, one of my first thoughts was to slap Steve 🙂
        All is well & please do speak your mind freely here!

         
  5. Okay, somebody has got to say it.
    That guy is a dumbass.
    LOL – Unless the woman was Helen Thomas, I mean.
    -Dave

     

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