The friendly skies

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up
frantically & announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling
like a woman.”
She removes all her clothing and asks if there is someone on this plane
who is man enough to make her feel like a woman.
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”
~Steve~ Don’t shoot the messenger.  😀      H/T  Joseph

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So women in the world are being more and more abused and treated like shit. For some men a woman is only good to clean up, cook and ….you know what. Therefore this type of joke does not help. Sorry it is hard sometimes to laugh about everything.


Hey it’s a JOKE! I’d rather iron than cook any day!
That being said, I doubt any man in his right mind would want ask for an iron job in that situation 😉

Clifton Lee West

I thought it was funny and so did my wife of forty-seven years who, by the way, does not iron, never has. She also is a bad cook and admits it. Guess who did all the ironing and cooking for our two children? I also cleaned our home and worked full time to pay the bills and had a ball doing it.


If you want to analyze the joke, it’s just as dismissive of men as it is of women. The woman thinks that the ultimate measure of a man is how well he has sex. Needless to say, if I was a masculinist, I would be horribly offended right now. Fortunately I’m not, and all the torment I’ve been through has deepened my sense of humor, not rubbed it out. Perhaps you’ve learned the wrong lesson?
As for me, I probably would ask her to iron. You might as well go out laughing, you know?


Okay, somebody has got to say it.
That guy is a dumbass.
LOL – Unless the woman was Helen Thomas, I mean.