The friendly skies


As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up
frantically & announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling
like a woman.”
She removes all her clothing and asks if there is someone on this plane
who is man enough to make her feel like a woman.
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”
~Steve~ Don’t shoot the messenger.  😀      H/T  Joseph

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theboldcorsicanflame
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So women in the world are being more and more abused and treated like shit. For some men a woman is only good to clean up, cook and ….you know what. Therefore this type of joke does not help. Sorry it is hard sometimes to laugh about everything.

DCG
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DCG

Hey it’s a JOKE! I’d rather iron than cook any day!
That being said, I doubt any man in his right mind would want ask for an iron job in that situation 😉

theboldcorsicanflame
Guest

It is a joke and therefore supposed to make you laugh. Am I entitled not to think it is funny?

DCG
Guest

yes you are!

Dr. Eowyn
Admin

Bold,
Humor certainly is a very subjective matter. I thought the joke funny because it juxtaposes a life-or-death situation (a crashing airplane) with a male chauvinist for whom the only value of a woman is that she irons. The way I see it, the joke is actually an indictment of men like him! 😀

theboldcorsicanflame
Guest

I understand. It is just maybe not the day for me to hear a sexist joke. No big deal but I wonder sometimes where all the feminists are with women being more and more harassed and mistreated everywhere. Sorry don’t want to be ranting!

Dr. Eowyn
Admin

Sending you a (virtual) hug, Bold….
Peace 🙂

Gypsy Dave
Guest

Say B-C-Flame, while yer jest standing around listening to jokes why don’cha fetch me a cold beer? 8>} ps, i’ll cook tonight.

theboldcorsicanflame
Guest

I would have to be in love to fetch you a beer! These long distance relationships don’t work lol Liked your dry humour…!

Clifton Lee West
Guest

I thought it was funny and so did my wife of forty-seven years who, by the way, does not iron, never has. She also is a bad cook and admits it. Guess who did all the ironing and cooking for our two children? I also cleaned our home and worked full time to pay the bills and had a ball doing it.

InRussetShadows
Guest

If you want to analyze the joke, it’s just as dismissive of men as it is of women. The woman thinks that the ultimate measure of a man is how well he has sex. Needless to say, if I was a masculinist, I would be horribly offended right now. Fortunately I’m not, and all the torment I’ve been through has deepened my sense of humor, not rubbed it out. Perhaps you’ve learned the wrong lesson?
As for me, I probably would ask her to iron. You might as well go out laughing, you know?

theboldcorsicanflame
Guest

No hard feeling here. Didn’t want to cause a commotion, just did not laugh when I heard the joke for I was reading comments of that woman who was raped in New York. There were very harsh sexist even racist comments on a French blog and that’s when I read the joke. I have no problem with it really, this is very very mild compared to what you can read or hear!! lol. When you write : “The woman thinks that the ultimate measure of a man is how well he has sex.” I personally never saw a man only… Read more »

DCG
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DCG

Sorry you read it after that bad story. Apologies for not knowing that. actually, one of my first thoughts was to slap Steve 🙂
All is well & please do speak your mind freely here!

Dave
Editor
Dave

Okay, somebody has got to say it.
That guy is a dumbass.
LOL – Unless the woman was Helen Thomas, I mean.
-Dave