The ‘Freak Pride’ Caption Contest

This is the 191st world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

Note: The above pic was taken at the 2011 Toronto Gay Pride Parade.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, January 8, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Woman on left: “Cardinal McCarrick! I didn’t recogize you without your red cassock and biretta!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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Gunny T
Gunny T
1 year ago

Oh my eyes, it’s sooo small!

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
1 year ago

“And since when does ‘gay pride’ mean indecent exposure approved”??

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
1 year ago

“I’m moving along! Nothing to see here!”

Lola
Lola
1 year ago

These little nuts need a big warning label.

Lola
Lola
1 year ago

Warning: This freak may contain trace amount of nuts.

Dan
Dan
1 year ago
Reply to  Lola

More like a belly swollen with large amounts of intestinal parasites.

Collie D
Collie D
1 year ago

Hey look everyone, all wheels and no cannon.

silhouette
silhouette
1 year ago

Woman on left: “It must be colder out here than I thought.”

MyBrainHurts
MyBrainHurts
1 year ago

Cover your eyes, Sheila, or you’ll turn to a pillar of salt!

Watertender
Watertender
1 year ago

WOW! That statue of Justin Trudeau looks lifelike! It’s even drooling!!!

christy
christy
1 year ago

Mum packed me lunch. Got my sunscreen, got my ear plugs and me hat. Ready for a fun day of pride displaying. Oops forgot me chaps and nipple rings….maybe next year.

kjf
kjf
1 year ago

Sodomites, nasty

Lophatt
Lophatt
1 year ago

Just imagine the fun you could have with a spray can of liquid nitrogen.

Captain America
Captain America
1 year ago

One person in that picture who knows what’s being perpetrated there is wrong: the young girl in blue.

kjf
kjf
1 year ago

“I am normal, what’s wrong with you little girl?”

The goal is to normalize sodomy. Just an accepted behavior unlike those “nasty” heteros

Kristine B
Kristine B
1 year ago

PG-8 rated events are GREAT! I am so happy that my daughter and her friend could attend this year!

Lophatt
Lophatt
1 year ago

Just imagine where that thing’s been!

Carmen
Carmen
1 year ago

Moooooom ? I can’t believe you brought me here!

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
1 year ago

Mom-ma told me not to come this aint now way to have fun hun. And with what I just saw now I scared for life. Someone open up that window I gotta find a new life cuz Mom-ma told me not to come this aint no way to have a normal life some one bring back my moral life.

Paladin
1 year ago

Probably a supporter of Word Press

AvaJ
AvaJ
1 year ago

Oh no, it’s the ding dong man!

Joe
Joe
1 year ago

“Come on now little girl. Do not hide your eyes. It is natural, healthy, and holy to celebrate my kind.”

GregB
GregB
1 year ago

Jeffrey Epstein is seen here in 2011 marching in disguise during Toronto’s gay pride parade looking for fresh young recruits to take a “ride” on the Lolita Express. Or is it John Podesta? Hard to tell.

They are two peas in a pod, which incidentally, also pretty well describes what is (thankfully) censored in the photo.

Watertender
Watertender
1 year ago

It’s a Chuck Schumer Bobblehead Doll!!

Deplorable Taxpayer
Deplorable Taxpayer
1 year ago

Mommy, that’s the man I saw in the women’s restroom!

big dar
big dar
1 year ago

Excuse me, its ma’am!

Paladin
1 year ago

Another new reporter from CNN or MSNBC

imnotnude
imnotnude
1 year ago

Hot Dogs ! P- Nuts ! Cracker Jack !!

Tih
Tih
1 year ago

Abomination.

John
John
1 year ago

Hey buddy, see if they’ll trim that belly while they’re doing your transgender surgery.

hujonwi
hujonwi
1 year ago

I was told not to point and laugh so I will just cover my eyes…

hujonwi
hujonwi
1 year ago

Oh mommy what did I do to deserve this… I swear I will never do it again…

hujonwi
hujonwi
1 year ago

Liberals make my brain hurt…

dkolb2010
dkolb2010
1 year ago

Leviticus 20:13-
13: “‘If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

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