The ‘Freak Pride’ Caption Contest

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This is the 191st world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

Note: The above pic was taken at the 2011 Toronto Gay Pride Parade.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, January 8, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Woman on left: “Cardinal McCarrick! I didn’t recogize you without your red cassock and biretta!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.


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36 responses to “The ‘Freak Pride’ Caption Contest

  1. Oh my eyes, it’s sooo small!

  2. Kevin J Lankford

    “And since when does ‘gay pride’ mean indecent exposure approved”??

  3. “I’m moving along! Nothing to see here!”

  4. These little nuts need a big warning label.

  5. Warning: This freak may contain trace amount of nuts.

  6. Hey look everyone, all wheels and no cannon.

  7. Woman on left: “It must be colder out here than I thought.”

  8. Cover your eyes, Sheila, or you’ll turn to a pillar of salt!

  9. WOW! That statue of Justin Trudeau looks lifelike! It’s even drooling!!!

  10. Mum packed me lunch. Got my sunscreen, got my ear plugs and me hat. Ready for a fun day of pride displaying. Oops forgot me chaps and nipple rings….maybe next year.

  11. Sodomites, nasty

  12. Just imagine the fun you could have with a spray can of liquid nitrogen.

  13. Captain America

    One person in that picture who knows what’s being perpetrated there is wrong: the young girl in blue.

  14. “I am normal, what’s wrong with you little girl?”

    The goal is to normalize sodomy. Just an accepted behavior unlike those “nasty” heteros

  15. PG-8 rated events are GREAT! I am so happy that my daughter and her friend could attend this year!

  16. Just imagine where that thing’s been!

  17. Moooooom 😱 I can’t believe you brought me here!

  18. Mom-ma told me not to come this aint now way to have fun hun. And with what I just saw now I scared for life. Someone open up that window I gotta find a new life cuz Mom-ma told me not to come this aint no way to have a normal life some one bring back my moral life.

  19. Probably a supporter of Word Press

  20. Oh no, it’s the ding dong man!

  21. “Come on now little girl. Do not hide your eyes. It is natural, healthy, and holy to celebrate my kind.”

  22. Jeffrey Epstein is seen here in 2011 marching in disguise during Toronto’s gay pride parade looking for fresh young recruits to take a “ride” on the Lolita Express. Or is it John Podesta? Hard to tell.

    They are two peas in a pod, which incidentally, also pretty well describes what is (thankfully) censored in the photo.

  23. It’s a Chuck Schumer Bobblehead Doll!!

  24. Deplorable Taxpayer

    Mommy, that’s the man I saw in the women’s restroom!

  25. Excuse me, its ma’am!

  26. Another new reporter from CNN or MSNBC

  27. Hot Dogs ! P- Nuts ! Cracker Jack !!

  28. Abomination.

  29. Hey buddy, see if they’ll trim that belly while they’re doing your transgender surgery.

  30. I was told not to point and laugh so I will just cover my eyes…

  31. Oh mommy what did I do to deserve this… I swear I will never do it again…

  32. Liberals make my brain hurt…

  33. Leviticus 20:13-
    13: “‘If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

  34. This Caption Contest is closed as of the evening of Tuesday, Jan. 8, 2019.

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