The 'Flight from Hell' Caption Contest

This is the 135th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:
You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, October 25, 2016.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

5 hours into a red-eye to Chicago, Ahmed finally had enough of Chuck’s incessant jabbering.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.
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  1. Muslim Flight School, Lesson Number One…..
    Kill the infidel, wherever you find him.

  2. The guy who got on the airliner while the TSA was busy strip searching an 89 year old grandmother in a wheelchair…..

  3. Guy on left: “I voted for Obama twice, so I thought, ‘What the Hell, I’ll vote for Hillary this time'”……

  4. Guy on right: “Gotta light?”

  5. Guy on right: “You might want to move to another seat; I’ve got gas…..”

  6. So, Hillary did win? Gotcha!

  7. So, the election registration was extended in Florida and you are telling me that this election won’t be rigged. Let me get this over with now.

  8. “As Hillary tells us, we are Stronger Together.”

  9. He figured out the only proper response to the white man.

  10. Guy on the left: “I hate flying. It never fails I get gas at high altitudes. Hopefully there aren’t any terrorists on this flight. I can’t be late to my sister’s wedding. She’ll kill me.”

  11. Ahmed had the misfortune of being seated next to a pompous CNN anchor who talks nonstop of how great hillary clinton is…..

  12. “White privilege will be the death of me”

  13. Kevin J Lankford

    Dang!!!….If he don’t shut up, I’ll never sneak this can of gasoline off this plane.

  14. A young John Kerry polishes his public speaking skills enroute to Hindu disaster relief fundraiser.

  15. Early into the Democrat’s political narrative, recently naturalized Ayaan suddenly snaps!


  17. This Turban is too tight and this “cracker” sitting next to me is driving me F’ing nuts.

  18. News Announcer: “Donald Trump has been elected President of the United States, Hillary Clinton has died from a massive stroke brought on from battle with St. Michael the Archangel because she’s a possessed soul of satan, Bill Clinton has been taken into custody by the U.S. Marshall’s Service as he was trying to leave the country on countless rape charges, the entire legal staff of the U.S. Dept .of Justice and the upper echelon management team of the FBI has been arrested for crimes against the Constitution and the rule of Law, and George Soros has been assassinated by members of the central committee.” Film at 11!

  19. Guy pouring gas on himself:
    “If you’re that convinced Hillary is going to win, I’m taking myself out right Now!”

  20. I Like To Breathe

    Left: Constant barrage of new email scandals airing the DNC’s dirty laundry.
    Right: You’re a thief trying to persecute me. Clearly I’m a martyr…

  21. “…so now that you’ve heard all the details of my transitioning from Chastity to Chuck…”

  22. I need those 72 virgins now to relieve the stress of this infidel.

  23. Guy on Left: I think you should vote for Hillary. Here are all the reasons why….

  24. “I just don’t know which one to vote for. Donald’s wife is really pretty and all, but I just don’t think I could forgive myself if I wasn’t a part of the group that help elect the first woman president- even if she is evil.”

  25. Hillary won?!?!? I’m outta here.

  26. a little douse of akbar…and then….ALLAHUUU

  27. That gasbag is worse than this gasoline!

  28. When someone says, “All Lives Matter”