The Farting Congressman Caption Contest

This Caption Contest is now closed

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This is the 213th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the brief video/audio:

About the GIF: On November 18, 2019 on Chris Matthews’ MSNBC “Hardball” show, Rep. Swalwell (D-California) was interviewed on Demonrats’ impeachment of President Trump, when he emitted a very loud fart. See DCG’s post “Eric “Nuke ’em” Swalwell farts on Chris Matthews’ Hardball…“.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, November 26, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

With one loud fart, Eric Swalwell, who threatened to nuke Americans who resist gun confiscation, capsulized the entire Trump impeachment investigation.

Or

Eric Swalwell’s greatest achievement: The fart heard around the world.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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YouKnowWho
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YouKnowWho

1. If he really cared about global warming he’d stop making outhouse gasses.
2. Liftoff

William
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William

Congress Creature Swallowell, distraught at being misidentified as Erica Swillberger, loses control of his excretory functions on live TeeVee

William
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William

Congress entity Swillswallow, in order to emphasize his point that Orange Man Bad, attempts to imitate the scraping sound of a Hardball coffee mug

William
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William

Representative Swallwell (D-Sodom) pays the price for not practicing his DNC-mandated sphincter tightening exercises

William
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William

Swallwell inadvertently contributes to global warming, causing South Pacific islands to be submerged last year

William
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William

Swallwell, in an interview on the Orange Man Bad (OMB) network, misunderstands when constipated host Chris Matthews encourages him to “Let it rip”

Watertender
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Watertender

Hillary Who???

Watertender
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Watertender

Ukrainian Kapusta speaks the truth!!

GregB
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GregB

Uh Oh, that was a wet one. Oh well, Chris knows all about thrills running down his leg too.

cogitoergosumantra
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cogitoergosumantra

MSNBC flirts with use of new and improved censorship bleep; Swalwell seems unfazed. Wait for the smell-o-vision to kick in…

Scientists call this marvelous technique “negative feedback inhibition”. It’s expected to silence many guests to the Matthews show. Madcow is next.

No unintentional harm was done to Mr. Swalwell in the creation of this clip.

greenworxx
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greenworxx

We’re all waiting for Swalwell to announce his carbon offset for his global warming explosive gas bomb!

greenworxx
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greenworxx

Public farter, Eric Swalwell,…….. making your family proud.

Son of the Rabbit People
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Son of the Rabbit People

Say no more!

Kevin Lankford
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Kevin Lankford

swalwell testing his mini-nukes.

TrailDust
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😀

Vette
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Vette

Typical Democrat; open mouth, pass gas.

William
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William

Matthews: So congressman Swalwell, we agree, Orange Man Bad. Now..(blat)..Eric, please. What crawled up your butt and died? Swalwell: No way! That was you Chris!

m walker
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m walker

Off the record that was the smartest thing i have ever said.

William
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William

For sinning against Gaia by leaving a massive methane assprint, Swalwell announces he will now be using stairs instead of elevators

Paladin
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Eric Swalwell—-What a “Schiff”head

Jackie Puppet
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Swalwell proves the adage that people can indeed talk out of both sides of their mouths.

Jackie Puppet
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Swalwell makes good on his threat to nuke Americans who resist gun confiscation, by setting off an atomic blast!

Jackie Puppet
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Turns out Eric Swalwell was the Ukraine “whistleblower’ all along!

Jackie Puppet
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Chris, let me ASS you a question!

Jackie Puppet
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Jackie Puppet
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Now we know why he dropped out of the Presidential race – he had nothing intelligent to say until then!

Jackie Puppet
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The fart was the most intelligent thing he said during the interview!

Captain America
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Captain America

Chris and Eric farted together. In demoncrat that’s known as a mutual orgasm.

Lola
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Lola

Democrats : Always talking out of their asses.

Conservative in New York
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Conservative in New York

It wasn’t me it was Donald Trump!

PvtCharlieSlate
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PvtCharlieSlate

The 2020 Democratic Ticket:
Erica Swallowell and Petey the Buttiplug!
A union made in He…..

DFJ150
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For the first time in his life, Eric lets the truth slip out.

DFJ150
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After being so full of crap for so long, Eric could no longer contain himself.

Alma
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Alma

Sewerwell “ranks” best among the “ hardball”.

Kevin Lankford
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Kevin Lankford

swalwell lets ‘slip’ just a tiny hint of what the democratic party has in store for America.

William
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William

Swallwell, in order to unify his base, clarifies his positions with an effusion of flatulence – the only language all demorats understand

William
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William

Swallwell: (farts)
Matthews: Can I quote you on that congressman?

GRIZZ
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GRIZZ

Friends and family also denied swalwell farted, saying “when he farts it doesnt make a sound”.

Splitfinger
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Splitfinger

The King of Flatulence!

Dave B
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Dave B

Rep. Swalwell had one on one meeting with Pete Buttigieg, right before the Hardball interview.

TseTse bug
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TseTse bug

Now THAT’s gonna leave a mark!

Jackie Puppet
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Ziggy
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Ziggy

Democrats- always full of hot air.

AnneEstelle
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AnneEstelle

At a loss for words, Swalwell took to speaking out of the other end.

Larry
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Larry

Eric Swallwell demonstrating the improper use of a colon when
punctuating a sentence.

Paladin
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That is going to leave a real stain on his reputation also

pigpen51
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pigpen51

That is the most intelligent thing to come out of a democrat in years.

jules
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jules

i am the Real Trump

Ghostwalker
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Ghostwalker

Eric Swalwell can literally talk out of both sides of his mouth at the same time.