The Farting Congressman Caption Contest

This Caption Contest is now closed

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This is the 213th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the brief video/audio:

About the GIF: On November 18, 2019 on Chris Matthews’ MSNBC “Hardball” show, Rep. Swalwell (D-California) was interviewed on Demonrats’ impeachment of President Trump, when he emitted a very loud fart. See DCG’s post “Eric “Nuke ’em” Swalwell farts on Chris Matthews’ Hardball…“.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, November 26, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

With one loud fart, Eric Swalwell, who threatened to nuke Americans who resist gun confiscation, capsulized the entire Trump impeachment investigation.

Or

Eric Swalwell’s greatest achievement: The fart heard around the world.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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YouKnowWho
YouKnowWho
7 months ago

1. If he really cared about global warming he’d stop making outhouse gasses.
2. Liftoff

William
William
7 months ago

Congress Creature Swallowell, distraught at being misidentified as Erica Swillberger, loses control of his excretory functions on live TeeVee

William
William
7 months ago

Congress entity Swillswallow, in order to emphasize his point that Orange Man Bad, attempts to imitate the scraping sound of a Hardball coffee mug

William
William
7 months ago

Representative Swallwell (D-Sodom) pays the price for not practicing his DNC-mandated sphincter tightening exercises

William
William
7 months ago

Swallwell inadvertently contributes to global warming, causing South Pacific islands to be submerged last year

William
William
7 months ago

Swallwell, in an interview on the Orange Man Bad (OMB) network, misunderstands when constipated host Chris Matthews encourages him to “Let it rip”

Watertender
Watertender
7 months ago

Hillary Who???

Watertender
Watertender
7 months ago

Ukrainian Kapusta speaks the truth!!

GregB
GregB
7 months ago

Uh Oh, that was a wet one. Oh well, Chris knows all about thrills running down his leg too.

cogitoergosumantra
cogitoergosumantra
7 months ago

MSNBC flirts with use of new and improved censorship bleep; Swalwell seems unfazed. Wait for the smell-o-vision to kick in…

Scientists call this marvelous technique “negative feedback inhibition”. It’s expected to silence many guests to the Matthews show. Madcow is next.

No unintentional harm was done to Mr. Swalwell in the creation of this clip.

greenworxx
greenworxx
7 months ago

We’re all waiting for Swalwell to announce his carbon offset for his global warming explosive gas bomb!

greenworxx
greenworxx
7 months ago

Public farter, Eric Swalwell,…….. making your family proud.

Son of the Rabbit People
Son of the Rabbit People
7 months ago

Say no more!

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
7 months ago

swalwell testing his mini-nukes.

TrailDust
Admin
7 months ago

😀

Vette
Vette
7 months ago

Typical Democrat; open mouth, pass gas.

William
William
7 months ago

Matthews: So congressman Swalwell, we agree, Orange Man Bad. Now..(blat)..Eric, please. What crawled up your butt and died? Swalwell: No way! That was you Chris!

m walker
m walker
7 months ago

Off the record that was the smartest thing i have ever said.

William
William
7 months ago

For sinning against Gaia by leaving a massive methane assprint, Swalwell announces he will now be using stairs instead of elevators

Paladin
7 months ago

Eric Swalwell—-What a “Schiff”head

Jackie Puppet
7 months ago

Swalwell proves the adage that people can indeed talk out of both sides of their mouths.

Jackie Puppet
7 months ago

Swalwell makes good on his threat to nuke Americans who resist gun confiscation, by setting off an atomic blast!

Jackie Puppet
7 months ago

Turns out Eric Swalwell was the Ukraine “whistleblower’ all along!

Jackie Puppet
7 months ago

Chris, let me ASS you a question!

Jackie Puppet
7 months ago
Jackie Puppet
7 months ago

Now we know why he dropped out of the Presidential race – he had nothing intelligent to say until then!

Jackie Puppet
7 months ago

The fart was the most intelligent thing he said during the interview!

Captain America
Captain America
7 months ago

Chris and Eric farted together. In demoncrat that’s known as a mutual orgasm.

Lola
Lola
7 months ago

Democrats : Always talking out of their asses.

Conservative in New York
Conservative in New York
7 months ago

It wasn’t me it was Donald Trump!

PvtCharlieSlate
PvtCharlieSlate
7 months ago

The 2020 Democratic Ticket:
Erica Swallowell and Petey the Buttiplug!
A union made in He…..

DFJ150
7 months ago

For the first time in his life, Eric lets the truth slip out.

DFJ150
7 months ago

After being so full of crap for so long, Eric could no longer contain himself.

Alma
Alma
7 months ago

Sewerwell “ranks” best among the “ hardball”.

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
7 months ago

swalwell lets ‘slip’ just a tiny hint of what the democratic party has in store for America.

William
William
7 months ago

Swallwell, in order to unify his base, clarifies his positions with an effusion of flatulence – the only language all demorats understand

William
William
7 months ago

Swallwell: (farts)
Matthews: Can I quote you on that congressman?

GRIZZ
GRIZZ
7 months ago

Friends and family also denied swalwell farted, saying “when he farts it doesnt make a sound”.

splitfinger
splitfinger
7 months ago

The King of Flatulence!

Dave B
Dave B
7 months ago

Rep. Swalwell had one on one meeting with Pete Buttigieg, right before the Hardball interview.

TseTse bug
TseTse bug
7 months ago

Now THAT’s gonna leave a mark!

Ziggy
Ziggy
7 months ago

Democrats- always full of hot air.

AnneEstelle
AnneEstelle
7 months ago

At a loss for words, Swalwell took to speaking out of the other end.

Larry
Larry
7 months ago

Eric Swallwell demonstrating the improper use of a colon when
punctuating a sentence.

Paladin
7 months ago

That is going to leave a real stain on his reputation also

pigpen51
pigpen51
7 months ago

That is the most intelligent thing to come out of a democrat in years.

jules
jules
7 months ago

i am the Real Trump

Ghostwalker
Ghostwalker
7 months ago

Eric Swalwell can literally talk out of both sides of his mouth at the same time.