The Farting Congressman Caption Contest

This Caption Contest is now closed

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This is the 213th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the brief video/audio:

About the GIF: On November 18, 2019 on Chris Matthews’ MSNBC “Hardball” show, Rep. Swalwell (D-California) was interviewed on Demonrats’ impeachment of President Trump, when he emitted a very loud fart. See DCG’s post “Eric “Nuke ’em” Swalwell farts on Chris Matthews’ Hardball…“.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, November 26, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

With one loud fart, Eric Swalwell, who threatened to nuke Americans who resist gun confiscation, capsulized the entire Trump impeachment investigation.

Or

Eric Swalwell’s greatest achievement: The fart heard around the world.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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Eric Fartwell just sent another thrill down Chris Matthew’s leg….