The Fairy

 
 I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.
“I want to live forever,” I said.
“Sorry” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!”
“Fine,” I said, “I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their arses!”
“You crafty bastard,” said the fairy.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
H/t beloved fellow May  😉
~Eowyn

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hehe….good one!