The ‘Expose Your Vulva!’ Caption Contest

This is the 183rd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: See “The devolution of feminism: Raise the skirt to expose your vulva!“.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, September 18, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

A blind man passing by the open window thought he had blundered into a fish market.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.


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Obviously auditioning for an open spot in the Russian girl band Pussy Riot.