The ‘Demonic BLM Protester’ Caption Contest

This Caption Contest is now closed.

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This is the 234th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t DCG):

Note: The photo above was taken at a #BLM protest about George Floyd’s death.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, December 1, 2020.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Scribbled on the cardboard’s other side: “Satan is my lord and master”.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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Goldbug
Goldbug
17 days ago

ET phone home.

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
17 days ago

“WHAT THE HECK!!!???”

Merlin1246
Merlin1246
17 days ago

“No pasties, no peace”

Shannon
Shannon
17 days ago

Is this the line for The Masked Singer tryouts?

Stormwaters
Stormwaters
17 days ago

This is Poppy’s older sister.

old guy
old guy
17 days ago

No comment

Gregb
Gregb
17 days ago

Doing a great job of trying to personify the demon that lives within it.

TrailDust
Admin
17 days ago

Wow! Are they actually getting weirder? I didn’t think it was possible.

Captain America
Captain America
17 days ago

When you know from a picture that someone smells like sulphur and ass.

Bill steamkoch
Bill steamkoch
17 days ago

When you are Equal you are not FREE.
When you are free you are not equal.
Simple.
Im just a man of average intelligence. It has seen me through since 1976.

Larry
Larry
16 days ago

UFOs are real!

Jackie Puppet
16 days ago

Couldn’t she make a bigger cardboard sign, one that would cover her up?

Ziggy
Ziggy
16 days ago

Take me to your dealer

Jackie Puppet
16 days ago

That tape’s gonna hurt IF she pulls it off.

truckjunkie
truckjunkie
16 days ago

Equal?? Damn – you’re REALLY watering down the gene pool…..

DFJ150
16 days ago

57 genders, so far, and this thing doesn’t fit into any of them.

CogitoErgoSumantra
CogitoErgoSumantra
15 days ago
Reply to  DFJ150

“57 genders, and there’s nothing on.”
-The Boss

DFJ150
16 days ago

I don’t even want to think about where the red color on its sign came from.

MOLLY YOUNG
MOLLY YOUNG
16 days ago

Faster than a speeding bullet.  More powerful than a locomotive. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.  It’s a Bird…It’s a Plane…it’s a What?????

GOLFACURSELF
GOLFACURSELF
16 days ago

Wait, Hellraiser has tits?

Last edited 16 days ago by GOLFACURSELF
Booger
Booger
16 days ago

You do NOT want to see his puzzlebox.

Calgirl
Calgirl
16 days ago

Sorry, my man-bra was still in the wash, but duct-tape to the rescue!

ErnestDoodler
ErnestDoodler
16 days ago

The new Spiderman reboot looks terrible.

BadFrog
BadFrog
16 days ago

How much is the bounty on that worth?

True Dan
True Dan
16 days ago

It is really gonna hurt when I remove this tape.

True Dan
True Dan
16 days ago

I have to hold the sign because I ran out of tape.

Tim Shey
16 days ago

Joe Biden’s campaign manager.

Just Another Patriot
Just Another Patriot
16 days ago

Those who have crossed
  With direct eyes, to death’s other Kingdom
  Remember us-if at all-not as lost
  Violent souls, but only
  As the hollow men
  The stuffed men.”
~T. S. Eliot

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
16 days ago

“Equal with What”?,…As if I really want to know.

Larry
Larry
16 days ago

Take me to your basement

Emily Summer
Emily Summer
16 days ago

Equal to that? Noooooooo

Arche N.
Arche N.
15 days ago

Never learned cursive under Common Core…

TrailDust
Admin
15 days ago

It’s funny, I used to pride myself into thinking I’ve seen it all, and can’t be shocked. But then, I came across Fellowship of the Minds, and realized I could still be shocked. REALLY SHOCKED! 😀

YouKnowWho
YouKnowWho
15 days ago

Pretty sure I wouldn’t want to be your equal!

Itty Bitty Titty Committee

Grace
Grace
15 days ago

Wow. It looks worse than me naked. Didn’t know it was possible. 😬

Gunny T
Gunny T
15 days ago

Liberal’s – put together by a committee. But I still can’t figure out what that is ….

CogitoErgoSumantra
CogitoErgoSumantra
15 days ago

From the looks of things, it may be a long wait.

Watertender
Watertender
14 days ago

In the immortal words of Gunny….”Holy Jesus!! What is THAT?? What The Fuck is THAT”!!!

Marle
Marle
13 days ago

Obey me. And you will enjoy being dominated by equality.

the truth of god
the truth of god
13 days ago

Beam me up Scotty. Fast. seems like they wear duct tape for a bra.

the truth of god
the truth of god
13 days ago

very unbreedable species. not even for a roll in the hay

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
13 days ago

Dang!….Thought Frankenstein gave up long time ago.

Lou Minati
Lou Minati
12 days ago

If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times… Don’t leave the house without taking your meds, Mom!!

kelly
kelly
11 days ago
If only they would fly away.
Starc
11 days ago

Sometimes magazines (like the super famous The New Yorker) will run contests where people can write a clever or funny description or a quote for what’s happening in a picture. People will vote and pick their favourite caption that will appear in a newspaper, magazine, or website. Sometimes people just like having them on their fridge.

Samuel Ashlock
Samuel Ashlock
11 days ago

Why would you even post something like this on a Christian site?

William Hammons III
William Hammons III
10 days ago

Then take the mask off. And get a better bra….

tony
10 days ago

not today Jesus !

PvtCharlieSlate
PvtCharlieSlate
9 days ago

Shoot it. Shoot the damned thing. Just shoot it. And then apologize to the bullet.

Juan
Juan
9 days ago

BLM give themselves the BIRD!!!

the truth of god
the truth of god
9 days ago

this is the product of goverment controlled education system and mind control TV