The “Conspiracy, What Conspiracy?” Caption Contest

NOTE: This Caption Contest is now closed as of the end of January 20, 2019, after which any subsequent captions submitted will be deleted.

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This is the 206th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On Sunday night, March 12, 2017, former-POTUS Barack Obama had a secret (“private”) meeting with Silicon Valley tech leaders in the Fairmont hotel in downtown San Jose, CA. Details of the meeting were unknown. No public appearances were listed on Obama’s schedule. (NBC Bay Area)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, August 20, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Obama: “Okay, Facebook, Google, Twitter and WordPress. You all got your marching orders for the 2018 election!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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Dan
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Dan

Today we author their thoughts, tomorrow their behavior, and finally they’ll welcome the Antichrist like he was their god.

Gunny T
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Gunny T

We swear to take over the world for you!

Larry
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Larry

To the White House upgrade to Windows 98.

William
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William

lol

Goldbug
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Goldbug

Clink, clink .. we pledge allegiance a la bandera de los estados unidos de Silicon Valley. We’ll set the conspiracy theorists’ hair on fire, won’t we?

K. Rose
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K. Rose

Celebrating diversion on “Opposite Day” for adults.

mickjt
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mickjt

Ok, We’re all agreed, Let’s go out there and SCREW Conservatives…if that doesn’t work let me know and I’ll file false charges on them via the DOJ and FBI and PUT THEM IN JAIL!

Jackie Puppet
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Obama: Unlike Jesus Christ, I know this ain’t my last supper, and there ain’t no Judas among us!

andre
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andre

I propose a toast to the destruction of America.

Joseph Magil
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Joseph Magil

“Napa Valley wine for us, Kool-Aid for the masses!”

Jurist
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Jurist

We got FOTM on the Google blacklist!

Jurist
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Jurist

True story, BTW

Locke Enlode
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Locke Enlode

“WE ARE THE WORLD! The rest of you? Just juice for the machine…”

Locke Enlode
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Locke Enlode

“A toast … Meet the New Boss, more evil than the Old Boss!”

wrw
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wrw

Here’s to Silicone Valley. May the subversion and dumbing down of America continue. Salud!

kjf
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kjf

“Okay, so how many of you want walnut sauce?”

Michael V. Wilson
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To us!

Michael V. Wilson
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Here’s to the Chef – the Eloi were perfectly cooked.

Phil
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Phil

“Everybody lift your glasses up.”
“Ah-ha!! I didn’t say ‘Simon says..'”

Nana Shaw
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Obama, in his cheekiest smug manner: “Conservatives think big tech sucks, so here’s to censoring those conservative cucks.”

Tom Wigand
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Hail Progressivism!
Hail Globalism!
Hail Satan!

Cornell
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Cornell

“A toast, to the end of free expression and anonymity on the internet!”

kjf
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kjf

What conspiracy? Watch to the end

https://153news.net/watch_video.php?v=6D7D1DXSG24G

Tim Shey
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The strategies of hell.

Jumpstart
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Jumpstart

Mount Hermon Ignorathiam.

Felix Culpa
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Felix Culpa

“We have a consensus, normalizing pedophilia it is!”

SM Kay
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SM Kay

“Thru the teeth and over the gums…
Lets kill America until Satan comes…”

Kevin Lankford
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Kevin Lankford

And obama’s closing remark:…”[To]day…Goggle!…[To]marrow,…its Goggle Earth!!,…Hiel ME!!!”

Paladin
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Obama: “Here’s to the success of our attempt to get Americans to believe that Michelle is really a woman!”

DiscussDisgust
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DiscussDisgust

Toasted: Blaming Trump for Russian Collusion when we know we did!!

Splitfinger
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Splitfinger

We will not surely die! for our eyes will be opened and we will be as “GODS”

Holly Clark
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Holly Clark

Trump is toast

Captain America
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Captain America

Now that Epstein was suicided, pizza and hotdogs will be harder to come by, till we find a new caterer. For now, Human Centipede everyone! Death to America!!!

Michael Garrison
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Michael Garrison

“Raise your glass if you think that 20 year old white wine goes best with a buffet of white children.”

YouKnowWho
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YouKnowWho

Hemlock all around

Linda Bux
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Linda Bux

To the sheeple! Fuck’em if they can’t take a joke.