The “Conspiracy, What Conspiracy?” Caption Contest

NOTE: This Caption Contest is now closed as of the end of January 20, 2019, after which any subsequent captions submitted will be deleted.

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This is the 206th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On Sunday night, March 12, 2017, former-POTUS Barack Obama had a secret (“private”) meeting with Silicon Valley tech leaders in the Fairmont hotel in downtown San Jose, CA. Details of the meeting were unknown. No public appearances were listed on Obama’s schedule. (NBC Bay Area)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, August 20, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Obama: “Okay, Facebook, Google, Twitter and WordPress. You all got your marching orders for the 2018 election!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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Dan
Dan
1 year ago

Today we author their thoughts, tomorrow their behavior, and finally they’ll welcome the Antichrist like he was their god.

Gunny T
Gunny T
1 year ago

We swear to take over the world for you!

Larry
Larry
1 year ago

To the White House upgrade to Windows 98.

williamofberkshire
williamofberkshire
1 year ago
Reply to  Larry

lol

Goldbug
Goldbug
1 year ago

Clink, clink .. we pledge allegiance a la bandera de los estados unidos de Silicon Valley. We’ll set the conspiracy theorists’ hair on fire, won’t we?

K. Rose
K. Rose
1 year ago

Celebrating diversion on “Opposite Day” for adults.

mickjt
mickjt
1 year ago

Ok, We’re all agreed, Let’s go out there and SCREW Conservatives…if that doesn’t work let me know and I’ll file false charges on them via the DOJ and FBI and PUT THEM IN JAIL!

Jackie Puppet
1 year ago

Obama: Unlike Jesus Christ, I know this ain’t my last supper, and there ain’t no Judas among us!

andre
andre
1 year ago

I propose a toast to the destruction of America.

Joseph Magil
Joseph Magil
1 year ago

“Napa Valley wine for us, Kool-Aid for the masses!”

Jurist
Jurist
1 year ago

We got FOTM on the Google blacklist!

Jurist
Jurist
1 year ago
Reply to  Jurist

True story, BTW

Locke Enlode
Locke Enlode
1 year ago

“WE ARE THE WORLD! The rest of you? Just juice for the machine…”

Locke Enlode
Locke Enlode
1 year ago

“A toast … Meet the New Boss, more evil than the Old Boss!”

wrw
wrw
1 year ago

Here’s to Silicone Valley. May the subversion and dumbing down of America continue. Salud!

kjf
kjf
1 year ago

“Okay, so how many of you want walnut sauce?”

Michael V. Wilson
1 year ago

To us!

Michael V. Wilson
1 year ago

Here’s to the Chef – the Eloi were perfectly cooked.

Phil
Phil
1 year ago

“Everybody lift your glasses up.”
“Ah-ha!! I didn’t say ‘Simon says..'”

Nana Shaw
1 year ago

Obama, in his cheekiest smug manner: “Conservatives think big tech sucks, so here’s to censoring those conservative cucks.”

Tom
Editor
Tom
1 year ago

Hail Progressivism!
Hail Globalism!
Hail Satan!

Cornell
Cornell
1 year ago

“A toast, to the end of free expression and anonymity on the internet!”

kjf
kjf
1 year ago

What conspiracy? Watch to the end

https://153news.net/watch_video.php?v=6D7D1DXSG24G

Tim Shey
1 year ago

The strategies of hell.

Jumpstart
Jumpstart
1 year ago

Mount Hermon Ignorathiam.

Felix Culpa
Felix Culpa
1 year ago

“We have a consensus, normalizing pedophilia it is!”

SM Kay
SM Kay
1 year ago

“Thru the teeth and over the gums…
Lets kill America until Satan comes…”

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
1 year ago

And obama’s closing remark:…”[To]day…Goggle!…[To]marrow,…its Goggle Earth!!,…Hiel ME!!!”

Paladin
1 year ago

Obama: “Here’s to the success of our attempt to get Americans to believe that Michelle is really a woman!”

DiscussDisgust
DiscussDisgust
1 year ago

Toasted: Blaming Trump for Russian Collusion when we know we did!!

John Krupp
John Krupp
1 year ago

We will not surely die! for our eyes will be opened and we will be as “GODS”

John Krupp
John Krupp
1 year ago
Reply to  Dr. Eowyn

thanks

Holly Clark
Holly Clark
1 year ago

Trump is toast

Captain America
Captain America
1 year ago

Now that Epstein was suicided, pizza and hotdogs will be harder to come by, till we find a new caterer. For now, Human Centipede everyone! Death to America!!!

Michael Garrison
Michael Garrison
1 year ago

“Raise your glass if you think that 20 year old white wine goes best with a buffet of white children.”

YouKnowWho
YouKnowWho
1 year ago

Hemlock all around

Linda Bux
Linda Bux
1 year ago

To the sheeple! Fuck’em if they can’t take a joke.