The ‘how not to wear a coronavirus mask’ Caption Contest

This caption contest is now closed.

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This is the 225th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On April 6, 2020, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) told CNN that he tries to take an hour’s walk every day, and that “I am wearing — yesterday for the first time, given the recommendations of the experts, I wore a mask. I didn’t enjoy it, but you have to do it. One of the big problems here we’ve had from the beginning, we have to listen to the experts, the medical experts.” (See my post, “And the 2020 Dumbest Congressman of the Year Award goes to…“)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of Tuesday, May 26, 2020. (Note: The deadline is extended an extra week because I neglected to put a “sticky” on this post so that it appears as the first post on our home page. My bad.)

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Hey, Chucky. You just flunked an elementary IQ test!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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Gunny T
Gunny T
1 month ago

Wear your masks peons … if I can figure out how to wear it anyone can …

TrailDust
Admin
1 month ago

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mai Opinion
Mai Opinion
1 month ago
Reply to  TrailDust

LOLOLOL!!! Too funny, TD!
Eowyn, this was a fun one!

Mai Opinion
Mai Opinion
1 month ago
Reply to  Dr. Eowyn

It’s been a few days since my comment, but I just have to share.. Went to Wally world yesterday and saw SEVERAL people with their noses hanging out of the mask! 😂 (well, at least their spittle wasn’t getting on anybody…)

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
1 month ago

“To Nose,..or not to Nose,…that is the question”??

vee
vee
1 month ago

“No, the world’s upside down!”

Cornell
Cornell
1 month ago

Chuck needs the magnum sized mask.

DFJ150
1 month ago

Confused by which end has been speaking recently, Chuckie believes he has perfected the CYA maneuver.

m walker
m walker
1 month ago

These damn masks are anti semitic how is a jew supposed to get a nose in this thing.

Paladin
1 month ago

This way Chuckie can still stick his nose into everybody else’s business

Paladin
1 month ago

Chuckie also thinks you are supposed to cut the tip off the end of a condom

Jackie Puppet
1 month ago

At least I don’t look as bad as I did during the response to the 2019 State of the Union address

GregB
GregB
1 month ago

As long as it keeps his lips from moving, and being seen and/or heard by innocent bystanders, such as the baby in the stroller, it’s O.K. and is being properly worn. If Schmucky Chuckie had his way, the baby in the background would have been killed by his mother and never have been born.

Captain America
Captain America
1 month ago

Must protect my chin chowser, chin chowser, yah momma dear. Dats what I learn in der school, boom boom.

Watertender
Watertender
1 month ago

I can’t cover my nose. How else would I suck up all this nice FREE air???

GregB
GregB
1 month ago

I’m wearing this to protect my constituents from the constant diarrhea of the mouth that I spew. I wouldn’t want any of them to get infected with my disease after all.

GregB
GregB
1 month ago

So, suppose that you’re one of the world’s biggest dumbasses. Then suppose that you are also a long standing member of Congress, but nevermind because I repeat myself.

rbc
rbc
1 month ago

Shouldn’t he just wear a ball gag and jam an ear plug in each nostril?

CalGirl
CalGirl
1 month ago

DAH! You do everything else backwards or upside-down, too. Why not the damned Covid mask also? So glad I do not have to breathe in your wake.

truckjunkie
truckjunkie
1 month ago

Yeah,I know this isn’t how I should wear my mask — I’m just wearing it to catch my dentures when I sneeze….

operaghost
operaghost
1 month ago

Schumer wins the 2020 Dumbest Congressman of the Year… by a nose

(Ba Dum Tiss)

YouKnowWho
YouKnowWho
1 month ago

“The way I keep my nose up Nancy’s butt I don’t have to cover it with a mask.”

“My nose runs and My feet smell. I must be upside down”

Mark VII Ltd
Mark VII Ltd
1 month ago

No no Chuck. You need a plastic mask that covers your head, tied tightly around the neck.

Vin ze Vizzer
Vin ze Vizzer
1 month ago
Reply to  Mark VII Ltd

And some rope to secure it

Cornell
Cornell
1 month ago

Charlie is hung like a parrot!

andre
andre
1 month ago

The brains behind the Democratic party in the Senate.

Vin ze Vizzer
Vin ze Vizzer
1 month ago

Schumer’s Jew Nose is Too Big For His N95 Mask

barbarossa58
barbarossa58
1 month ago

No Chucky, the Depends go on the other end!

Tom
Editor
Tom
1 month ago

“People keep saying about me that “they ‘can tell I’m lying because my lips are moving.’ Now that they can’t see my lips I’ll seem credible!”

Eddie
Eddie
1 month ago

Hey, Mother, ya want another?

omega-man
omega-man
1 month ago

Chucky is thinking: “heh, heh…if they can’t see my lips moving they can’t tell if I’m lying.”

carry
carry
1 month ago

Stupid is as stupid does

chemtrailssuck
1 month ago

He wears his netted sling shot briefs like this too….

chemtrailssuck
1 month ago
Reply to  Dr. Eowyn

LOL! Sorry, hee hee!

Ceela
Ceela
1 month ago

No need to speculate on how he wears his nut cup!

TeeDee
TeeDee
1 month ago

He does not want to smell his “stinky -subway breath”!!!!! lolo