The ‘Biden 2020’ Caption Contest

This is the 201st world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t Vivian Lee):

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, June 11, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

The official poster for the Biden 2020 presidential campaign: “Giving the screw to America”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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Gunny T
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Gunny T

Come on baby, don’t give me the cold shoulder. What’s your phone number and I’ll call you …

lah
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lah

The whore of the Enlightenment and a base whoremonger engage in a postmodern embrace

William
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William

Joe Biden: Giving new meaning to “taking liberty” with (underage) women

Chemtrailssuck
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Biden: “You are under 12, aren’t you?”

Old Guy
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Old Guy

You thought I forgot about you, bend over America, Uncle Joe is back!

Alma
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Alma

Wow, You really got it right, you got my vote.

Omnibus
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In the wake of the recent release of this graphic, as well as alternative media’s ardent commitment to exposing his lecherous tendencies to the general public, Biden’s campaign staff have decided to update the 2020 presidential hopeful’s slogan with the following:

“Pervert on Tour: Molesting America… One City at a Time”

Goldbug
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Goldbug

Give me your tired, your poor .. your little girls .. yearning to be stroked.

Silhouette
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Silhouette

Follow me sweetheart and we will turn this place into a sh*thole in no time.

Kevin Lankford
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Kevin Lankford

This Lady is a little old for ‘Pedo Joe’.

Lophatt
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Lophatt

Baby don’t be that way. Lady Justice lets me touch her boob.

Jackie Puppet
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“Gee, your hair smells terrific!”

chemtrailssuck
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LOL!

Old Guy
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Old Guy

Is that Russia in your pocket or are you just happy to grope me?

Old Guy
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Old Guy

Biden 2020, No means NO Joe!

Steve Johnson
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Having all these illegal immigrants as new Democrat voters would be a big f’ing deal!

Jackie Puppet
Member

“Come on baby, light my fire…”

CalGirl
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CalGirl

One last “round” and I’m paying. Give it up honey (are you legal yet? I really don’t care anyway). And, BTW…have you published anything that I’ve plagerized yet? That would be embarrassing, once again, if so.

Watertender
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Watertender

Joe yore pecker is gonna turn GREEN! I done told it would but you aint never listened!!

Lophatt
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Lophatt

I had this green stain all over my shirt when I woke up this morning. Man, what a night.

Lophatt
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Lophatt

“I met this babe down at the waterfront last night. She was cold as ice, but that didn’t stop me. I think I need a tetanus shot”.

BoyDownTheLane
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BoyDownTheLane

“Why didn’t you remind me to put in the citations?!”

christy
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christy

Mmm, is that Johnson’s BABY shampoo? You have the firm breasts of a 7 year old. Why don’t you and your little brother come over and take a ride in my van.

m walker
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m walker

Joe is that your hand or Mr. Johnson.

chemtrailssuck
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I’ve never made it with a statue before, should be fun.

JohnD
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JohnD

I heard this was a legal port of entry.

Cornell
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Cornell

Let me slip you outta that toga and into something more comfortable like my hot tub babe!

mewize
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mewize

when I am POTUS, baby, I’m taking you back to France…

Pat Chistianson
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Pat Chistianson

Gee, your hair smells like concrete.

mickjt
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mickjt

Actually Copper with a patina…

SmKay
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SmKay

Creepy Joe shows his support for the Green New Deal!

AvaJ
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AvaJ

I can get you an AARP card in exchange for….

kjf
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kjf

Everyone else has raped her, now it is my turn
Uncle Joe II for el presidente 2020

Cynicles
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Cynicles

Tyranny starts at the top, then works its way down

CalGirl
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CalGirl

MMMMMMM…..take off that spiked, annoying hat, Babe, and I’ll get down and dirty with ya!

Ray
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Ray

Welcome to America, little girl.

Clarioncaller
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Clarioncaller

C’mon baby, light my fire while I impersonate a famous democrat magician, David ‘Cop-A-Feel’.

znuthaus
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The unwanted “kiss of Death”….for Liberty??

Walter
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Walter

Snfffff……Is that copper tone your wearing?

Silhouette
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Silhouette

Hey Lady, you don’t mind if I be disgusting and violate your space do you??

Tami Pearce
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Tami Pearce

Is that a torch in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

GodHelpUs!
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GodHelpUs!

I know you were built by masons, baby. Just call me Mr. Crowley.

GodHelpUs!
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GodHelpUs!

Ronald McFondled. Latest democrat clown!

Alan
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Alan

Other politics claim to “Love America”. Joe Biden “LOVES AMERICA”.

mickjt
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mickjt

STOP blowing in my ear or I’ll set your arse on FIRE!

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