The Bloomy Nanny Caption Contest

This is the 219th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the video:

See “Bloomberg Bloomies: Elitist racist Democrat billionaire Michael Bloomberg wants to be your nanny

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, February 25, 2020.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

What every head-of-state at the G12 sees when they meet President Bloomberg.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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William
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William

Mini-Mike Bloomers proves conclusively that he is demon-possessed by demonstrating his ability to levitate

Grif
Editor

I know this doesn’t count, but I couldn’t pass this one up.

Mikey bought the people’s backs,
Then stuffed us into great big sacks;
And when he saw what he had done,
He sold to China every one!

GregB
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GregB

Exactly what we want you to do Mike. Don’t run – just fly away, and don’t come back. Oh yea and take your likely running mate Broom Hilda with you too.

Amanda
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Amanda

Hey, they were right! This is much better than standing on a box!

AvaJ
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AvaJ

That’s the closest we’ll see of stringing up this rat.

DFJ150
Guest

Little Mikey Poppins finally realizes that no amount of sugar will convince people to swallow the “medicine” he is offering.

MrB
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MrB

Watch Mayor Pete, Mini Mike is making a play for the cross dressing transgender vote.

YouKnowWho
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YouKnowWho

Peter Pan had a lesser known cousin, Michael Poppins who like Jerry VanDyke, was only able to live in his cousin’s shadow.

truckjunkie
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truckjunkie

Yeah,the umbrella trick works fine-until you get T-Boned by a speeding Unicorn…..

William
Member
William

ouch

vett
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vett

No global warming carbon emissions when I fly!

chemtrailssuck
Guest

Well, he DID eat beans for dinner.

CalGirl
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CalGirl

OK….out of practice after a long time of being blocked from FOTM until I found a way back, but I’ll try:

News Flash: An aggressive UFO was cloaked & captured by security forces & ultimately identified as a rogue New York, absentee/alternative, flying Democratic Primary Presidential Candidate. Public notice/warning: he paid up bail in a pretty sum to be able to go out/continue his flights, unimpeded, until the day of reckoning (aka, Democratic Convention Day).

GregB
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GregB

In this latest example of outrageous dim-o-cRAT lies, Mini Mike demonstrates to his cadre of deluded supporters how he promises to travel as president instead of using Air Force One to ostensibly reduce his carbon footprint to, “save the planet” and do his part in the, “Green New Deal.” AOC, sitting in the audience on the front row, gave two enthusiastic thumbs up.

omega-man
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omega-man

Despite investing 500 million dollars, Mike Bloomberg’s reboot of the Mary Poppins franchise never quite got off the ground.

chemtrailssuck
Guest

This is the only way to get leftie-loonies to vote.

chemtrailssuck
Guest

Guess who was watching “The Wizard of Oz” and “Mary Poppins” last night?

chemtrailssuck
Guest

Bloomberg once again demonstrates he’s just full of hot air.

Kevin Lankford
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Kevin Lankford

UP!…UP!..And Away!!….if only it was to stay.