The ‘Bill Clinton in drag’ Caption Contest

This Caption Contest is now closed – Sept 4, 2019.

This is the 207th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: see DCG’s “Jeffrey Epstein had a picture in his Manhattan mansion of Bill Clinton wearing a blue dress in the Oval Office”

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, September 3, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Bill: “It depends what your definition of ‘is’ is!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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Gunny T
Gunny T
11 months ago

Does this dress make my butt look fat?

kjf
kjf
11 months ago
Reply to  Gunny T

Yes, it does.

William
William
11 months ago

A transvestite? These days who cares? Plus it works better for me than “serial rapist” or “traitor”

DFJ 150
11 months ago

Uncle Bill wants YOU to to fly the Lolita Express to Pedophile Island!

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
11 months ago

“Don’t laugh!!…This is Hillary’s favorite dress,….She bought it just for [M]e.”

Alma
Alma
11 months ago

Like my candid pose? I was Epstein’s substitute!

Dan
Dan
11 months ago

“You were going to say something, wise guy? Go tell it to Vince Foster.”

kjf
kjf
11 months ago

I can see why Hillary sticks with pants.

christy
christy
11 months ago

Barbara Bush and Satan had a “son”.

Watertender
Watertender
11 months ago

I look so much better in a dress than J. Edgar Hoover ever could!

GregB
GregB
11 months ago

Bruce Springsteen wrote a song about me. I bet you can’t get it out of your head after you look at this picture of me. He even wanted me to play sax with his E Street band.

“Devil with a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with a blue dress on
Devil with a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with a blue dress on.

Good golly Miss Molly, you sure like to ball.”

Heh, heh, yea those were some good times with Jeffrey. I’m gonna miss ’em.

mickjt
mickjt
11 months ago

I got this dress from Hitlery…she wears pants as dresses make her look fat…in fact everything makes her look FAT!

greenworxx
greenworxx
11 months ago

“Monica, just remembering the fun times we had in the White House.”

wrw
wrw
11 months ago

Hey Monica, wanna stain this dress too?

Joel Wetzel
Joel Wetzel
11 months ago

I want YOU, little girl.

maziel
maziel
11 months ago

“I’m so pretty…Oh, so pretty… I’m so pretty and witty and wise…”

Goldbug
Goldbug
11 months ago

I’m too sexy for my dress! Oh, you noticed .. I shaved my legs?

William
William
11 months ago

Thinking it made him appear more “progressive”, pervert-in-chief President Willy decided to deliver the State of the Union address in drag. The red high heels caused him to lose support in the conservative South however

Jackie Puppet
11 months ago

Devil in a blue dress

Jackie Puppet
11 months ago

UNCLE BILL WANTS YOU!!

Jackie Puppet
11 months ago

Admit it Hillary – I wear this dress better than you!

operaghost
operaghost
11 months ago

“I want you to want me…” Cheap Trick indeed!

m walker
m walker
11 months ago

I want you to stain my dress.

Tom
Editor
Tom
11 months ago

I got this dress by redeeming frequent flyer points earned on the Lolita Express!

Lou Minati
Lou Minati
11 months ago

Who wants to play “Find the stogie”?

John Krupp
John Krupp
11 months ago

you! are the problem America!

Frank
Frank
11 months ago

I tell you Monica this dress is just fine!

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
11 months ago

“This ain’t yo Gramma’s blue dress.”

Dave
Dave
11 months ago

Damm you Hillary! I wanted to be the first lady.

Richard Raymond
Richard Raymond
11 months ago

Watch the last 15 minutes of this interview with Kevin Ship and Greg Hunter for an analysis of this picture, very interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keGG_bxTb4M&feature=em-uploademail

Grace
Grace
11 months ago

I watched but did not see any analysis of the painting.

Trioate
Trioate
11 months ago

For the last time I did NOT say “is”! I said “jizz” and this gorgeous blue dress still sports it.

Cornell
Cornell
11 months ago

“If you’re a teenie booper 15 or under, Mossad Island wants you!”

andre
andre
11 months ago

What a drag it is getting old…

Runesroman
Runesroman
11 months ago

“Go ahead. Pull my finger.”

kent
kent
11 months ago

We’ll apply the forensic activator solution on this red dress and any human DNA present will appear as small blue areas….

Tom
Editor
Tom
11 months ago

Oops: just noticed that someone already posted a version of the same concept, so “never mind.”

With credit / attribution to Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels:

Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on

Paladin
11 months ago

Big Shoes. Probably has to go down to the forks of the road to turn around.

MOLLY YOUNG
MOLLY YOUNG
11 months ago

CARPE DIEM Y’ALL!

Adrienne
Adrienne
11 months ago

YOU made me shart in my blue dress

ken seivert
ken seivert
11 months ago

I want you! on the next flight.

Captain America
Captain America
11 months ago

Would you do me??? I’d do me.

Frank Not Hank
Frank Not Hank
11 months ago

“And just to think..for 8 long years, all you guys thought I had a dick. Hahahaha”