The ‘Bill Clinton in drag’ Caption Contest

This Caption Contest is now closed – Sept 4, 2019.

This is the 207th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: see DCG’s “Jeffrey Epstein had a picture in his Manhattan mansion of Bill Clinton wearing a blue dress in the Oval Office”

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, September 3, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Bill: “It depends what your definition of ‘is’ is!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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Gunny T
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Gunny T

Does this dress make my butt look fat?

kjf
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kjf

Yes, it does.

William
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William

A transvestite? These days who cares? Plus it works better for me than “serial rapist” or “traitor”

DFJ 150
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Uncle Bill wants YOU to to fly the Lolita Express to Pedophile Island!

Kevin Lankford
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Kevin Lankford

“Don’t laugh!!…This is Hillary’s favorite dress,….She bought it just for [M]e.”

Alma
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Alma

Like my candid pose? I was Epstein’s substitute!

Dan
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Dan

“You were going to say something, wise guy? Go tell it to Vince Foster.”

kjf
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kjf

I can see why Hillary sticks with pants.

christy
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christy

Barbara Bush and Satan had a “son”.

Watertender
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Watertender

I look so much better in a dress than J. Edgar Hoover ever could!

GregB
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GregB

Bruce Springsteen wrote a song about me. I bet you can’t get it out of your head after you look at this picture of me. He even wanted me to play sax with his E Street band.

“Devil with a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with a blue dress on
Devil with a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with a blue dress on.

Good golly Miss Molly, you sure like to ball.”

Heh, heh, yea those were some good times with Jeffrey. I’m gonna miss ’em.

mickjt
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mickjt

I got this dress from Hitlery…she wears pants as dresses make her look fat…in fact everything makes her look FAT!

greenworxx
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greenworxx

“Monica, just remembering the fun times we had in the White House.”

wrw
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wrw

Hey Monica, wanna stain this dress too?

Joel Wetzel
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Joel Wetzel

I want YOU, little girl.

maziel
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maziel

“I’m so pretty…Oh, so pretty… I’m so pretty and witty and wise…”

Goldbug
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Goldbug

I’m too sexy for my dress! Oh, you noticed .. I shaved my legs?

William
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William

Thinking it made him appear more “progressive”, pervert-in-chief President Willy decided to deliver the State of the Union address in drag. The red high heels caused him to lose support in the conservative South however

Jackie Puppet
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Devil in a blue dress

Jackie Puppet
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UNCLE BILL WANTS YOU!!

Jackie Puppet
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Admit it Hillary – I wear this dress better than you!

operaghost
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operaghost

“I want you to want me…” Cheap Trick indeed!

m walker
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m walker

I want you to stain my dress.

Tom Wigand
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I got this dress by redeeming frequent flyer points earned on the Lolita Express!

Lou Minati
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Lou Minati

Who wants to play “Find the stogie”?

Splitfinger
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Splitfinger

you! are the problem America!

Frank
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Frank

I tell you Monica this dress is just fine!

Kevin Lankford
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Kevin Lankford

“This ain’t yo Gramma’s blue dress.”

Dave
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Dave

Damm you Hillary! I wanted to be the first lady.

Richard Raymond
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Richard Raymond

Watch the last 15 minutes of this interview with Kevin Ship and Greg Hunter for an analysis of this picture, very interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keGG_bxTb4M&feature=em-uploademail

Grace
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Grace

I watched but did not see any analysis of the painting.

Trioate
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Trioate

For the last time I did NOT say “is”! I said “jizz” and this gorgeous blue dress still sports it.

Cornell
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Cornell

“If you’re a teenie booper 15 or under, Mossad Island wants you!”

andre
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andre

What a drag it is getting old…

Runesroman
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Runesroman

“Go ahead. Pull my finger.”

kent
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kent

We’ll apply the forensic activator solution on this red dress and any human DNA present will appear as small blue areas….

Tom Wigand
Editor

Oops: just noticed that someone already posted a version of the same concept, so “never mind.”

With credit / attribution to Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels:

Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on

Paladin
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Big Shoes. Probably has to go down to the forks of the road to turn around.

MOLLY YOUNG
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MOLLY YOUNG

CARPE DIEM Y’ALL!

aja
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aja

YOU made me shart in my blue dress

ken seivert
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ken seivert

I want you! on the next flight.

Captain America
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Captain America

Would you do me??? I’d do me.

Frank Not Hank
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Frank Not Hank

“And just to think..for 8 long years, all you guys thought I had a dick. Hahahaha”