The Big-Clit Caption Contest

This is the 200th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

Language Warning!

About the pic: Taken at a women’s march for something. Researching “big clit energy” on the web, I learned that the Urban Dictionary defines it as a woman who’s “confident, carefree and independent”. This blog says “big clit energy” is feminists’ riposte to “big dick energy”:

Big Clit Energy (BCE) is the self-possessed swagger and confidence of a woman who doesn’t care what anyone (but especially men) thinks of her. She is assertive, bold, and unafraid to speak her mind. A woman with BCE is empowered by the complete lack of fucks she gives…. BCE is leaving the house without a bra on and eating a burrito with your bare hands.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, May 28, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Sigmund Freud was right all along: some women really do have penis envy.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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William
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William

Maybe the Muslims are actually right about something

William
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William

For the record, lest this be misconstrued, I’m not advocating the practice of clitorectomy which is horrifying and repugnant. Just sarc directed at Big Clit Power, transcendentally stupid and juvenile. As is Big Dick Power for that matter

Lophatt
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Lophatt

Well, a qualifier is hardly necessary. They tell us that equipment doesn’t matter anymore. Why? I don’t know, that’s what they “tell” us and who am I to argue?

Silhouette
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Silhouette

I’m sure the women’s march ended with an orgasmic bang.

Alma
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Alma

Kudos to you, way to put the theory of the big “bang”.

Kevin Lankford
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Kevin Lankford

And most people thought it is only blondes that aren’t afraid to speak their minds even when there is nothing ‘lucid’ on it.

William
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William

Big Clit? You misunderstood, the job requirement is for a degree in English Lit

Jackie Puppet
Member

LOL – when I was in high school, it was called Contemporary Literature

William
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William

C. Lit – that works better. Too late. There goes my chance for another FOTM certificate. Maybe for the next caption contest we can be a tag team

William
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William

When there is no longer an expectation of girls growing into mature young ladies

MoFrappy
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MoFrappy

The only way her clit will produce energy is from the friction of her meaty thighs rubbing together.

MoFrappy
Guest
MoFrappy

Is it me or is there something fishy about her energy plan?

MoFrappy
Guest
MoFrappy

I think we should peek under the hood to see what BCE is all about.

MoFrappy
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MoFrappy

This gives my life sense now: I NEVER wear a bra, I only eat burritos bare handed and I now know that wasn’t a skin tag between my legs. BCE! BCE!

William
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William

Number of f**ks given by real men and women about BCE: zero

Captain America
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Captain America

Well, any guy whose credo is “Big Dick Energy” is a big asshole. So what does that make her? Ans: A gross asshole with a lumpy clit.

Lophatt
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Lophatt

I have NEVER heard anyone use that phrase.

William
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William

Me either, ever. I guess you miss stuff when you’re no longer a member of the Kool Kidz Klub. Wait, that’s KKK…

Lophatt
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Lophatt

Yeah, I suppose. I’d hate to think of exactly where I’d have to go to hear somebody use it. Maybe the “Man Spread Cafe” or something. These alleged woman-things see offense EVERYWHERE.

William
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William

They sure do. Not long ago it was “man-splaining”. Men aren’t allowed to have opinions, if you do they’re offended. They even had a man-splaining hotline in Sweden, run by a Muslim woman of course. The only “men” that are accepted now are bitchy emasculated fruitcakes. Womyn run everything and they are running everything into the ditch. To young womyn empowerment means the freedom to be a degenerate slut. So women are painted into a corner, childless, miserable, brittle, quasi-female entities. All because of those fu**ing men. And slavery. And climate change. It’s almost like..the time of Noah

Jurist
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Jurist

After mass immigration, war with Russia, higher taxes, killing babies, and burning Bibles, I thought the leftists had run out of things to advocate for that nobody else wants to visualize. Boy was I wrong.

Zed
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Zed

Obviously another obsessive compulsive

Lophatt
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Lophatt

Let’s see if I understand this. Someone (female, allegedly), who doesn’t give a flying f&*k about anything or anybody is going to march for……….what? Is there a message here……….anywhere?

William
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William

One message is, this march be racis’ ‘n shit. Ain’t no sistahs marchin’. Sistah got dat BCE too, yo

Lophatt
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Lophatt

I agree, women DO have penis envy. I love women, but I can’t understand stuff like this any other way. What are they protesting?

William
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William

They are protesting Trump. What else is there? Plus the fact that it’s not fair. Whatever “it” is. Anyway science says some girls have a penis so that should level the playing field somewhat

Lophatt
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Lophatt

Ok……….., so I should go on a march and scream that I don’t get laid every night and I’m not rich? “Science” (as opposed to medical science) can say anything they like. Look at Bill Nye.

Life was a lot more pleasant when people like this just crawled off somewhere and committed suicide. Now we are supposed to share their manufactured angst.

William
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William

I usually put “science” in brackets. Science isn’t science anymore, it’s scientism. It’s all politics. Medical ‘science” is no better. It’s totally dominated by pharma. I used to have access to the medical literature in paid databases, every single author in every single peer-reviewed journal is a ‘consultant” to some pharma company, usually 10-15 or more. Sometimes the published papers are even the same, almost verbatim, they just change the dates and names. Many are ghost-written by pharma people. If I marched because I don’t get laid every night and I’m not rich I’d be marching till I dropped dead.… Read more »

Lophatt
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Lophatt

I wouldn’t argue with that. I’m just saying that “science” (medical science) ought to be able to agree that there are only two “genders” and that it doesn’t matter what you add or remove your sex is unchanged. That isn’t too much to ask.

William
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William

Yes, I was holding forth. Science does agree that there are only two genders. It is undeniably objectively true. In scientific terms there is nothing to discuss. “”Science”” contends otherwise because it’s not science, it’s politics. It is amazing the extent to which political coercion distorts and sometimes extinguishes objective truth now

Watertender
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Watertender

Uhhh Yeah…. Whatever you say…. I hope your braless barehanded burrito makes you shit out what few brains you may have…

Jackie Puppet
Member

“My clit’s big enough to power this city!”

William
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William

Yes, but is it green?

Jackie Puppet
Member

??

Lophatt
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Lophatt

It could be if you knew Harvey Weinstein.

William
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William

With the slime-pig it would be every color in the rainbow

SmKay
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SmKay

New politically correct term for someone suffering from Camel Toe

Chele
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Chele

Mooseknuckle energy. Because big clits are boring.

YouKnowWho
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YouKnowWho

I mean “Big Tit Energy”

Charles H Slate
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Charles H Slate

SUYT! SUYT! SUYT!

Silhouette
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Silhouette

Something about their protest smells fishy.

TrailDust
Admin

“Big Clit Energy?!!!”
This is going to be a really wild caption contest.

Steven Broiles
Member

Who schtooped the shiska?

Kevin Lankford
Member
Kevin Lankford

All that “clitters” are not really ‘bright’.

Frank Not Hank
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Frank Not Hank

“My pussy’s more radioactive than Chernobyl.”

The Vladiator
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The Vladiator

“Don’t stick your dick in crazy…you might get electrocuted!”

Silver Surfer
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Silver Surfer

This is how AOC says we can power America under the New Green Deal!

William
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William

Yeah, but she says she’s promoting clean energy. Not sure about that part

Chemtrailssuck
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Chemtrailssuck

“Financial news today reported that Big Clit Energy was a total product line failure for Monster Energy drinks in the last quarter….”

Chemtrailssuck
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Chemtrailssuck

The only way she’d get energy from her clit is if she stuck it in a wall socket.

Bryan
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Bryan

My clit is bigger than my brain.

Pat
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Pat

BIG CLIT ENERGY AND LITTLE BRAIN ACTIVITY!

Larry
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Larry

The woman next to the sign carrier is so bold and carefree, she pees into
a bottle and carries it around with her?

Larry
Guest
Larry

Because that’s about all I have to offer

Mad Celt
Guest
Mad Celt

Hey, lady! My batterys dead over here! Think you might could jump it off?

Cynicles
Guest
Cynicles

I don’t think that means what you think it does.

Tom Wigand
Editor

Progressive Womens’ Penis Envy a/k/a Big Clit Energy

Tom Wigand
Editor

What would happen if an employer posted a help wanted ad that said something along the lines of: “Seeking a dynamic woman with big clit energy”?

Just askin’

William
Member
William

They would be swamped with resumes, but they would have to add “toxic males need not apply”. Then the company would be taken over by dynamic womyn and it would quickly go out of business

Cavity Man
Guest

Hey, Mommy. A group of people is helping this homely lady look for her lost dog which has a really long name.

Gunny T
Guest
Gunny T

Her BCE is a dildo with hydrogen cell batteries that never run down. Look at the smile on her face …

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