The ‘Bernie the Soyboy’ Caption Contest

This Caption Contest is now closed, Sept. 18, 2019.

This is the 208th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the video:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, September 17, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

This is a preview of Bernie’s first presidential debate with Trump.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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kjf
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kjf

This reminds me of the fun the Cheka back in the day, of course the goyim did not fight back

wrw
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wrw

My first act as President will be an executive order to outlaw these dangerous speed bags.

Gunny T
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Gunny T

I really hope the camera didn’t see that. Take two …

DFJ 150
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“I’ll just hit this system with the old commie combo” and……..Capitalism wins again in an unanimous decision!

galmend
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galmend

When reality hits back at socialism

Lola
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Lola

CNN: Bernie Sanders attacked by White Nationalist, Patriot speed bag.

Alma
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I want to do this to Mr. Trump.

Locke Enlode
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Locke Enlode

Punching Bag: You hit like a girl!
The Communist Demon-rat Bernie: You sexist pig! I’ll sue!
Punching Bag: Go ahead commie demon-rat girly man, and this video goes VIRAL OOPS! Too late!

DCG
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Locke Enlode
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Locke Enlode

Reality Strikes Back!

greenworxx
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greenworxx

“I knew I shouldn’t have agreed to have this filmed. Trump will make sure I’ll never be able to live this one down.”

Watertender
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Watertender

Oy Veh! Everlast will hear from my lawyer… Visions of Free College dance in my head!

danwdurham
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danwdurham

Damn. These big guys hit back hard.

Ray
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Ray

Assault speed bags must be banned.

Dan
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Dan

Don’t mess with Bernie….

William
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William

Bernie, pretending to be a Real Man who can take care of himself, gets his ass handed to him by speedbag

William
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William

Bernie tries to break out of the “Jewish men just aren’t physical” stereotype by taking boxing lessons. First class: epic fail

Goldbug
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Goldbug

It’s Trump’s fault .. because of his *#^%$! trade war with China, my soy protein has doubled in price.

Jackie Puppet
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Bernie works out for the next time Black Lives Matter activists try to hijack his campaign rallies!

Jackie Puppet
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Bernie, before “hitting” the bag: I’m gonna make this more viral than the Trump-CNN wrestlemania video!

Captain America
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Captain America

And another Hillary to the face.

Captain America
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Captain America

White guy tries to sucker punch black speedbag. The racism in America continues.

Paladin
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Instead of a “glass jaw” Bernie shows he has a “glass brain.”

Dave
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LOL – Comrade Bernout got his ass kicked by a punching bag.

Too funny. 🙂

Kevin Lankford
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Kevin Lankford

Meet Bernie,…The punch drunk bantamweight.

Dave
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Dave

“I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it.” – Brando – On the Waterfront

Jackie Puppet
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I don’t think this clip will EVER get old! 🤣

Michael Garrison
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Michael Garrison

Bernie afterwards: ‘I hope the taxpayers don’t learn to
hit-back like that.’

William
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William

In this corner, Bernie “The Beast” Sanders. And in this corner, Donald “Speedbag” Trump. And..first round KO, Trump

William
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William

Bernie thinks he’s a “contendah”. Instead he gets a one-way ticket to Palookaville

Aaron Dahnke
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Aaron Dahnke

Foreshadowing Bernie, when an inanimate object can hit you back….you don’t have a chance…

Alternate: Bernie leads with his right and gets smacked….even he doesn’t believe his leftism works….

alternate 2: If you believed your own leftism, wouldn’t you have led with your left?

operaghost
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operaghost

“And a one, and a two–er, I mean tooth–and there’s another tooth…”

Jim
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Jim

Get Elton I gotta new song for him. Call it Bernie and the speed bag!

mickjt
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mickjt

Darn Communist Bag, it keeps hitting back!

Paladin
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I vote we impeach this punching bag!!