The ‘Bernie the Soyboy’ Caption Contest

This Caption Contest is now closed, Sept. 18, 2019.

This is the 208th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the video:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, September 17, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

This is a preview of Bernie’s first presidential debate with Trump.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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kjf
kjf
10 months ago

This reminds me of the fun the Cheka back in the day, of course the goyim did not fight back

wrw
wrw
10 months ago

My first act as President will be an executive order to outlaw these dangerous speed bags.

Gunny T
Gunny T
10 months ago

I really hope the camera didn’t see that. Take two …

DFJ 150
10 months ago

“I’ll just hit this system with the old commie combo” and……..Capitalism wins again in an unanimous decision!

galmend
galmend
10 months ago

When reality hits back at socialism

Lola
Lola
10 months ago

CNN: Bernie Sanders attacked by White Nationalist, Patriot speed bag.

Alma
10 months ago

I want to do this to Mr. Trump.

Locke Enlode
Locke Enlode
10 months ago

Punching Bag: You hit like a girl!
The Communist Demon-rat Bernie: You sexist pig! I’ll sue!
Punching Bag: Go ahead commie demon-rat girly man, and this video goes VIRAL OOPS! Too late!

DCG
Admin
DCG
10 months ago
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Locke Enlode
Locke Enlode
10 months ago

Reality Strikes Back!

greenworxx
greenworxx
10 months ago

“I knew I shouldn’t have agreed to have this filmed. Trump will make sure I’ll never be able to live this one down.”

Watertender
Watertender
10 months ago

Oy Veh! Everlast will hear from my lawyer… Visions of Free College dance in my head!

True Dan
True Dan
10 months ago

Damn. These big guys hit back hard.

Ray
Ray
10 months ago

Assault speed bags must be banned.

Dan
Dan
10 months ago

Don’t mess with Bernie….

williamofberkshire
williamofberkshire
10 months ago

Bernie, pretending to be a Real Man who can take care of himself, gets his ass handed to him by speedbag

williamofberkshire
williamofberkshire
10 months ago

Bernie tries to break out of the “Jewish men just aren’t physical” stereotype by taking boxing lessons. First class: epic fail

Goldbug
Goldbug
10 months ago

It’s Trump’s fault .. because of his *#^%$! trade war with China, my soy protein has doubled in price.

Jackie Puppet
10 months ago

Bernie works out for the next time Black Lives Matter activists try to hijack his campaign rallies!

Jackie Puppet
10 months ago

Bernie, before “hitting” the bag: I’m gonna make this more viral than the Trump-CNN wrestlemania video!

Captain America
Captain America
10 months ago

And another Hillary to the face.

Captain America
Captain America
10 months ago

White guy tries to sucker punch black speedbag. The racism in America continues.

Paladin
10 months ago

Instead of a “glass jaw” Bernie shows he has a “glass brain.”

Dave
Editor
10 months ago

LOL – Comrade Bernout got his ass kicked by a punching bag.

Too funny. 🙂

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
10 months ago

Meet Bernie,…The punch drunk bantamweight.

Dave
Dave
10 months ago

“I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it.” – Brando – On the Waterfront

Jackie Puppet
10 months ago

I don’t think this clip will EVER get old! 🤣

Michael Garrison
Michael Garrison
10 months ago

Bernie afterwards: ‘I hope the taxpayers don’t learn to
hit-back like that.’

William
William
10 months ago

In this corner, Bernie “The Beast” Sanders. And in this corner, Donald “Speedbag” Trump. And..first round KO, Trump

William
William
10 months ago

Bernie thinks he’s a “contendah”. Instead he gets a one-way ticket to Palookaville

Aaron Dahnke
Aaron Dahnke
10 months ago

Foreshadowing Bernie, when an inanimate object can hit you back….you don’t have a chance…

Alternate: Bernie leads with his right and gets smacked….even he doesn’t believe his leftism works….

alternate 2: If you believed your own leftism, wouldn’t you have led with your left?

operaghost
operaghost
10 months ago

“And a one, and a two–er, I mean tooth–and there’s another tooth…”

Jim
Jim
10 months ago

Get Elton I gotta new song for him. Call it Bernie and the speed bag!

mickjt
mickjt
10 months ago

Darn Communist Bag, it keeps hitting back!

Paladin
10 months ago

I vote we impeach this punching bag!!