The ‘Bam! Smack! Pow!’ Caption Contest

THIS CAPTION CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED (Oct. 1, 2019)

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This is the 209th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF (h/t Dave):

About the GIF: At a demonstration for climate in Paris, France, on Sept. 21, 2019, this is what happened when a climate-change protester tried to grab the rifle of a French cop.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, October 1, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

The feel-good GIF of the year!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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True Dan
True Dan
10 months ago

Well. I won’t try that again.

True Dan
True Dan
10 months ago

But you’re not supposed to hit me. I’m ANTIFA.

YouKnowWho
YouKnowWho
10 months ago

I won’t be asking you to dance anymore

or

Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down

or

No sense in wasting a bean bag

Gunny T
Gunny T
10 months ago

This is My rifle, nobody touches it except me!

Gunny T
Gunny T
10 months ago

This is my rifle, this is my fist. This is for fighting, the fist is for fun!

Steve Duell
Steve Duell
10 months ago

POP goes the leftie!

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
10 months ago

This is only the beginning of whats in store for the democratic (and rino) gun grabbers.

Dan
Dan
10 months ago

MAGA delusion.

Dave
Dave
10 months ago

What happens when Beto tests out his new gun confiscation plan.

Watertender
Watertender
10 months ago

The split second where you realize your error too late! WHAP!!! OUCH!!!!

greenworxx
greenworxx
10 months ago

Reality hurts!!

William
William
10 months ago

This must be that “reality” that I keep hearing about. This never happened in mom’s basement

Richard Ostergard
Richard Ostergard
10 months ago

Wake up call for Stupid!

christy
christy
10 months ago

Beto visits Paris and gets distracted while dress shopping.

Truckjunkie
Truckjunkie
10 months ago

Oh Jeeze-I bet that HURT! Well, live and learn, right?

galmend
galmend
10 months ago

It’s time for the new game show, “Whack a Commie!”

Hardtimes68-69
Hardtimes68-69
10 months ago

Didn’t see that one com’n!!!

Jackie Puppet
10 months ago

That fist is more dangerous than the gun!

Jackie Puppet
10 months ago

Between this, and Bernie vs. the speed bag, I’m endlessly entertained! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

redneck
redneck
10 months ago

COME AND TAKE IT!

txfella
txfella
10 months ago

Been watching it, hasn’t gotten old yet.

splitfinger
splitfinger
10 months ago

pop goes the weasel

DiscussDisgust
DiscussDisgust
10 months ago

You want my gun???
Here! Here!
Wanna touch it again?
You Little Wee Wee!

PvtCharlieSlate
PvtCharlieSlate
10 months ago

Stupid has built-in penalties.

Marcia Walsh
10 months ago

how’d you like a nice hawaiian punch?

Paladin
10 months ago

What is the difference between a French climate change protestor and a Jack-O-Lantern? A Jack-O-Lantern has more teeth!

Paladin
10 months ago

Stupid is as Stupid does—Forrest Gump

DFJ 150
10 months ago

You toucha my gun, I breaka you face,

Jose Sion
Jose Sion
10 months ago

Is that a fly on the end of your nose?

Ray
Ray
10 months ago

Mommy, that bad policeman hit me for no reason.

Tammy
Tammy
10 months ago

Not Today Grasshopper…Not Today…

Paladin
10 months ago

That is what you get when you burn down Sheryl’s she shed.

mickjt
mickjt
10 months ago

NO, but you can have my ‘Left’ Gun!

cogitoergosumantra
cogitoergosumantra
10 months ago

It Never. Gets. Old.

John Hampton
John Hampton
10 months ago

You Can’t Touch This!

Tony Pair
Tony Pair
10 months ago

My gun, get your own!

Edward Keesee
10 months ago

Protester: Whose assault weapon is this … ??? Officer: Pardon moi, I have used the biological one … !!!

somewhere52
10 months ago

Protester : Ahhh … (Smile) … Something to add to my trophy room … Cop :(Wince) … That is the lethal end … (Grimace) … And this is the non-lethal accessory that goes with it… !!

Locke Enlode
Locke Enlode
10 months ago

Consequences – the bitch slap of reality meets the stupidity of the moment.

Locke Enlode
Locke Enlode
10 months ago

Thought adjustment successfully applied to the eternally retarded.

Locke Enlode
Locke Enlode
10 months ago

Obviously, the college graduate of the antifa family.

Jackie Puppet
10 months ago

WHOA! I guess I won’t be snortin’ any drugs tonight – or any other night for awhile!

MOLLY YOUNG
MOLLY YOUNG
10 months ago

“Take this you gun snatcher!”

Tom
Editor
Tom
10 months ago

Damn, I wish I’d brought my brass knuckles to work with me today!

Michael Garrison
Michael Garrison
10 months ago

Wow! That rifle really has a kick to it!!

Captain America
Captain America
10 months ago

You can hear it, even without sound. Bueno!!!

Jackie Puppet
10 months ago

I really walked into that one, didn’t I?