The ‘Bam! Smack! Pow!’ Caption Contest

THIS CAPTION CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED (Oct. 1, 2019)

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This is the 209th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF (h/t Dave):

About the GIF: At a demonstration for climate in Paris, France, on Sept. 21, 2019, this is what happened when a climate-change protester tried to grab the rifle of a French cop.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, October 1, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

The feel-good GIF of the year!

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danwdurham
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danwdurham

Well. I won’t try that again.

danwdurham
Member
danwdurham

But you’re not supposed to hit me. I’m ANTIFA.

YouKnowWho
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YouKnowWho

I won’t be asking you to dance anymore

or

Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down

or

No sense in wasting a bean bag

Gunny T
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Gunny T

This is My rifle, nobody touches it except me!

Gunny T
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Gunny T

This is my rifle, this is my fist. This is for fighting, the fist is for fun!

Steve Duell
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Steve Duell

POP goes the leftie!

Kevin Lankford
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Kevin Lankford

This is only the beginning of whats in store for the democratic (and rino) gun grabbers.

Dan
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Dan

MAGA delusion.

Dave
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Dave

What happens when Beto tests out his new gun confiscation plan.

Watertender
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Watertender

The split second where you realize your error too late! WHAP!!! OUCH!!!!

greenworxx
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greenworxx

Reality hurts!!

William
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William

This must be that “reality” that I keep hearing about. This never happened in mom’s basement

Richard Ostergard
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Richard Ostergard

Wake up call for Stupid!

christy
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christy

Beto visits Paris and gets distracted while dress shopping.

Truckjunkie
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Truckjunkie

Oh Jeeze-I bet that HURT! Well, live and learn, right?

galmend
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galmend

It’s time for the new game show, “Whack a Commie!”

Hardtimes68-69
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Hardtimes68-69

Didn’t see that one com’n!!!

Jackie Puppet
Member

That fist is more dangerous than the gun!

Jackie Puppet
Member

Between this, and Bernie vs. the speed bag, I’m endlessly entertained! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

redneck
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redneck

COME AND TAKE IT!

txfella
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txfella

Been watching it, hasn’t gotten old yet.

Splitfinger
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Splitfinger

pop goes the weasel

DiscussDisgust
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DiscussDisgust

You want my gun???
Here! Here!
Wanna touch it again?
You Little Wee Wee!

PvtCharlieSlate
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PvtCharlieSlate

Stupid has built-in penalties.

Marcia Walsh
Guest

how’d you like a nice hawaiian punch?

Paladin
Guest

What is the difference between a French climate change protestor and a Jack-O-Lantern? A Jack-O-Lantern has more teeth!

Paladin
Guest

Stupid is as Stupid does—Forrest Gump

DFJ 150
Guest

You toucha my gun, I breaka you face,

Jose Sion
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Jose Sion

Is that a fly on the end of your nose?

Ray
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Ray

Mommy, that bad policeman hit me for no reason.

Tammy
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Tammy

Not Today Grasshopper…Not Today…

Paladin
Guest

That is what you get when you burn down Sheryl’s she shed.

mickjt
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mickjt

NO, but you can have my ‘Left’ Gun!

cogitoergosumantra
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cogitoergosumantra

It Never. Gets. Old.

John Hampton
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John Hampton

You Can’t Touch This!

Tony Pair
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Tony Pair

My gun, get your own!

Edward Keesee
Guest

Protester: Whose assault weapon is this … ??? Officer: Pardon moi, I have used the biological one … !!!

somewhere52
Guest

Protester : Ahhh … (Smile) … Something to add to my trophy room … Cop :(Wince) … That is the lethal end … (Grimace) … And this is the non-lethal accessory that goes with it… !!

Locke Enlode
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Locke Enlode

Consequences – the bitch slap of reality meets the stupidity of the moment.

Locke Enlode
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Locke Enlode

Thought adjustment successfully applied to the eternally retarded.

Locke Enlode
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Locke Enlode

Obviously, the college graduate of the antifa family.

Jackie Puppet
Member

WHOA! I guess I won’t be snortin’ any drugs tonight – or any other night for awhile!

MOLLY YOUNG
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MOLLY YOUNG

“Take this you gun snatcher!”

Tom Wigand
Editor

Damn, I wish I’d brought my brass knuckles to work with me today!

Michael Garrison
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Michael Garrison

Wow! That rifle really has a kick to it!!

Captain America
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Captain America

You can hear it, even without sound. Bueno!!!

Jackie Puppet
Member

I really walked into that one, didn’t I?