The ‘$2,201 dress for woke men’ Caption Contest

This Caption Contest is now closed.

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This is the 232nd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t DCG’s “Gucci unveils tartan dress for men to ‘disrupt’ the ‘toxic stereotypes’ of ‘masculine gender identity“):

Note: Gucci is selling the dress for £1, 700, which is US $2,201.24 in today’s exchange rate.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, October 20, 2020.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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Ceela
Ceela
11 days ago

OK, you can tell because its orange, it’s my Halloween costume!

Kathleen Wilson
Kathleen Wilson
11 days ago

Does this dress make me look fat?

Herm R
Herm R
11 days ago

Does this make my butt look big?

Lola
Lola
11 days ago

The Pom-Pom on the top of that hat makes him look so silly.

the truth of god
the truth of god
10 days ago
Reply to  Dr. Eowyn

really makes the dress stand out. he/she should make a necklace with it and make it really tight

Cynicles
Cynicles
11 days ago

I am normal because I accepted who the Marxists tell me to be

Kathleen Wilson
Kathleen Wilson
10 days ago

Does this dress make me look stupid?

christy
christy
10 days ago

2200 dollars and his purse doesn’t even match his shoes

barbarossa58
barbarossa58
10 days ago

Now we know what Scotsman wears under his kilt…

Masi
Masi
8 days ago

With those shoes?? Pleeez!

Exile
Exile
8 days ago

This doesn’t make me look too butch, does it?

kelly
kelly
8 days ago

What masculinity?

Joseph E Fasciani
Joseph E Fasciani
8 days ago

I think I’m fully awoke now! I hope it shows.

Arche N.
Arche N.
7 days ago

Kilts are way cuter – but at least we can still see the knees….

Kathy Deles
Kathy Deles
6 days ago

Become a model they said. You’ve got the bod for it they said.

Millsmost
6 days ago

I promise you the sandy hook shootings are legit..Boston bombings to …no joke

Last edited 6 days ago by Millsmost
the truth of god
the truth of god
5 days ago
Reply to  Millsmost

what proof do you have. i have 15 hours of video from boston marathon fake firecracker. you should turn off the MSM i have grandkids is school in Conn. a f-ing hoax. open up your closed mind to the truth. i have done 1,000’s hours of research and you should too. if you want the truth just ask and i will reference

Last edited 5 days ago by the truth of god
Bubba
Bubba
5 days ago

My parents went to Italy and all I got was this dress.

kelly
kelly
4 days ago

Comes with sack (shown) to hold your balls while you wear dress.