The ‘$2,201 dress for woke men’ Caption Contest

This Caption Contest is now closed.

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This is the 232nd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t DCG’s “Gucci unveils tartan dress for men to ‘disrupt’ the ‘toxic stereotypes’ of ‘masculine gender identity“):

Note: Gucci is selling the dress for £1, 700, which is US $2,201.24 in today’s exchange rate.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, October 20, 2020.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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Dee Low
Dee Low
20 days ago

I’m not sure, do my shoes clash with my purse?

Armand Gilbert
Armand Gilbert
20 days ago

My son will come tomorrow…

GregB
GregB
20 days ago

Soon to be seen item at the Salvation Army store for $3.

Fiberaddict
Fiberaddict
20 days ago

REAL men wear kilts. This….is not a man.

Jim
Jim
20 days ago

It’s not just a phase, dad.

Auntie Lulu
Auntie Lulu
20 days ago

This human specimen is a waste of testosterone, to say the least.

Boudicca
Boudicca
20 days ago

Does this dress make me look fat?

Jack
Jack
20 days ago

I got all dressed up for my one-day pass from the mental hospital, but my date took one look and ran off, screaming. Why???

greenworxx
greenworxx
20 days ago

This is the ultimate insult to Scottish tartans!

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
20 days ago

Is this what they call “bisexual”?…Well I say “either tuck it in, or roll yer pants legs up”.

Goldbug
Goldbug
20 days ago

My school taught me to hate myself; now I can see why.

Watertender
Watertender
20 days ago

A $.37 condom could have prevented this!

True Dan
True Dan
20 days ago

When I agreed to model I didn’t realize I would have to model this. But it pays well.

True Dan
True Dan
20 days ago

At least I don’t have to wear falsies.

Jackie Puppet
20 days ago

Stop looking at me like I’m some kind of freak!!

Jackie Puppet
20 days ago

Orange you glad you wasted a couple seconds of your life gawking at me?

Booniesgirl80s
Booniesgirl80s
20 days ago

Ladies, if your boyfriend dresses like this, you have a girlfriend.

Just Another Patriot
Just Another Patriot
20 days ago

If Adam Schiff and Nancy Pelosi had a son…

Gunny T
Gunny T
20 days ago

“I feel pretty, oh so pretty, oh so pretty and gaaayyy!”

omega-man
omega-man
20 days ago

Mom, the kids at school are making fun of me….make them stop and play nice.

Larry
Larry
20 days ago

I thought I had lost my high school photo.

Paladin
20 days ago

And I did not have to eat Wheaties for 40 years!!

Captain America
Captain America
20 days ago

Ginger needs a sandwich.

DFJ150
19 days ago

Does this ass make the dress look big?

Tom Wigand
Editor
19 days ago

I can’t believe it! I didn’t even make it through the first cut of the audition for a Nirvana Tribute Band.

Kevin J Lankford
Kevin J Lankford
19 days ago

And if you buy this,…I got plenty more in my little sister’s closet.

DFJ150
19 days ago

I used to play GI Joe, but now I’ve graduated to Gee I Don’t Know.

YouKnowWho
YouKnowWho
19 days ago

And the color un-coordinated beanie covers the L tattoo on my forehead.

CalGirl
CalGirl
19 days ago

Beware: See what happens with too much THC and soy milk?

MrB
MrB
18 days ago

I hope that dress has pockets, because that is the only action he will ever get.

the truth of god
the truth of god
18 days ago

are there any real men left? feminized girly men makes a weak nation and society.

the truth of god
the truth of god
18 days ago

is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or you happy to see me. what would you do on a date if you were led to believe this was a woman and you took a feel? after wacking this fem would you be charged with a hate crime? where are our rights

the truth of god
the truth of god
18 days ago

all part of the agenda to hate normal men

the truth of god
the truth of god
18 days ago

notice the worn out knees what have you been doing girly girl

ceela
ceela
18 days ago

“and, I’m not wearing panties!”

Franco
Franco
18 days ago

“Pajama Boy goes to work”

GregB
GregB
18 days ago

The look on his face says, “I didn’t sign up for this (expletive) when I took this modeling job. Then to add insult to injury, they made me wear what looks like an unrolled condom on my head! I’ve never been so humiliated and I regret that I sold my soul for a pittance all in the name of ‘diversity’.”

YouKnowWho
YouKnowWho
9 days ago
Reply to  BoyDownTheLane

I won’t be forcing any more oreos down my throat. Ewww.

MOLLY YOUNG
MOLLY YOUNG
18 days ago

MY HARI KRISHNA ROBE IS STILL AT THE DRY CLEANERS. THIS DRESS WAS THE ONLY ALTERNATIVE OPTION I HAD IN MY CLOSET.

Ziggy
Ziggy
17 days ago

Orange dress man bad.

Ziggy
Ziggy
17 days ago

“Let me show you Derelicte.
It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.”

… Zoolander 😉

the truth of god
the truth of god
16 days ago

$2200.00 for that curtain? does the carpet match the curtain. should be the poster girl for condoms. as a vet i have to ask, would you want this watching your back side in a bunker back in Vietnam? please shower alone

Last edited 16 days ago by the truth of god
Rasputin
16 days ago

Sad sack — except he has no scrotum.

Tatiana
Tatiana
16 days ago

0 SPERM COUNT DUDETTE

Soggy Doggy
Soggy Doggy
16 days ago

I know a young person from Texas
Who does not know what his or her sex is
The chromosome test
Caused even more stress
It turned up no “Y”s and no “X”s

Sam Addams
Sam Addams
15 days ago

And all it cost him was $2201.24 and his balls.

Edward Keesee
Edward Keesee
15 days ago

Tartan … Dress … ?? For a man … But not for a real man … Unless you make it a kilt … with a big. sharp sword … Then we will talk about the real price of masculinity … 😝🤔❗❗

REAPER
REAPER
15 days ago

THERE’S SOMETHING HERE, what it is ain’t exactly clear.

Truth B. Told
Truth B. Told
14 days ago

Liberals are holding auditions for an updated and woke version of Orphan Annie…

PATRIOT2020
PATRIOT2020
14 days ago

PATRIOTS LEND ME YOUR EAR! This is the uniform of our coming civil war “opponents”. These are the “soldiers”of the unhinged leftists. PATRIOTS UNITE! Drive this abomination into the sea.