Thank You America! We Are a Bunch of Dopes

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Dear American Taxpayer

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For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars for my vacation in Spain.

My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time. Honestly, you just haven’t lived until you have stayed in a $2,500.00 per night private 3-story villa at a 5-Star luxury hotel.

Thank you also for the use of Air Force Two and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times. By the way, if you happen to be visiting the Costa del Sol, I highly recommend the Buenaventura Plaza restaurant in Marbella; great lobster with rice and oysters! I’m ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha’s Vineyard were not quite as tasty, but what can you do if you’re not in Europe, you have to just grin and bear it?

Air Force Two (which costs $11,351 per hour to operate according to Government Accounting Office reports) only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2. These are only rough estimates, but they are close. That’s quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined carbon footprint.

I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet. So I do appreciate your sacrifices and do hope you find work soon.

I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get away for a few days.

Cordially,
Michelle (Moochelle) Obama
P.S. Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION dollar trip to India from which we just returned!

P.SS. Thank you, too, for that vacation trip to Martha’s Vineyard; it was fabulous. And thanks for that second smaller jet that took our dog Bo to Martha’s Vineyard so we and the children could have him with us while we were away from the White House for eleven days. After all, we couldn’t take him on Air Force One because he might pee on some wires or something.

P.SSS. Oh, I almost forgot to say thanks also for our two-week trip to Hawaii at Christmas. That 7,000 square foot house was great!
Love ya!

Remember we all have to share the pain of these economic times equally! Love to -redistribute- share- the wealth.

SEND THIS TO EVERY AMERICAN NOW

STAND UP, SPEAK UP. NEVER SURRENDER!!

Semper Vigilo, Fortis, Paratus et Fidelis

~Steve~            H/T  igor

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7 responses to “Thank You America! We Are a Bunch of Dopes

  1. this little thank you note is a bit outdated, Miss Michelles’ 800K African Vacay was omitted from the list……
    and now, its’ back to the Vineyard

    I don’t mean to complain, I really do love what I do but sheesh, I haven’t had a vacation in 5 years!

     
  2. lowtechgrannie

    As they gear up for the next round of vacations, it’s good to reflect on their past excursions.

    Question: I read that Obama is planning to expand his travel due to the 2012 campaign. Does his campaign reimburse the taxpayers for all this campaign-related travel or do we foot the bill for all his fundraising trips? Might be a good idea to check the White House calendar to track how many times they roll Air Force One out of the hangar.

     
  3. OK, OBAMA JUST SLAMMED CORPORATE AND PRIVATE JETS. HE CAN START BY DOING AWAY AIR FORCE TWO. AND HE CAN ALSO HELP BY NOT USING AIR FORCE ONE WHEN HE FLIES ANY PLACE TO CAMPAIGN OR DO A FUND RAISER. HE’S NOT ENTITLED. HE JUST THINKS HE IS. (and neither is she)

     
  4. Sickening…

     
  5. It’s time for the repubs in congress to clip Moochelle’s wings.

    If a repub First Lady was doing this in an economy this bad, the MSM and the lefties would be spinning on their eyebrows, with fire shooting out of their ears.

    -Dave

     
  6. king and queen obama just like any 3rd world african nation they are quickly changing america into their 3rd world nation dumbed down schools and education the foreclosure epidemic with the resulting increase in vacant homes and homeless people. soon the homes will resemble those of other 3rd world nations dirt floors, tin roofs, shanty towns and tent villas. no middle class just those with money and everyone else. gated communities. only those with money will be able to get foid cards and legally posses firearms. bribes will become the new norm pay a bribe for the right to shop at certain stores as goods and merchandise become scarce. and if you disagree with your “elected” black official you will be classified as a racist and sent to a re education camp or an insane asylum. revolution now

     
  7. Please ck your info before blindly posting:
    http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/india.asp -false since Nov. 2010

    and http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/bo.asp -reworded false drivil from July 2010

     

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