Texting Codes for Senior Citizens

The “kids” have all their little text-messaging codes, like BFF, FYI, LMAO, LOL, OMG, and, of course, the always charming FU.
But what about text codes for hip, with-it senior citizens in their golden years? Here’s a list, from A to W!

ATD: At the Doctor’s

BFF: Best Friends Funeral

BTW: Bring the Wheelchair

CBM: Covered by Medicare

CUATSC: See You at the Senior Center

FWIW : Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living on Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL…CGU: Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!

WAITT: Whom Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet the Furniture Again

WTP: Where’s the Prunes

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

H/t beloved fellow Doc’s Wife!

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8 years ago

You always brighten my day. Those codes are hilarious.

8 years ago

Funny stuff..
That pic hurts my eyes!

8 years ago

lol! love this-yeah,the picture does hurt a little-

Patti Thomas
Patti Thomas
8 years ago

I am new to this list, and have come to look forward to your humor at the end of all the true, but sad, news. Keep it coming and thank you!