It all started out with me pickin up my blushin’ bride in ma daddy’s limo down to the 7 Eleven when she got off work.
My pappy ran down to the Burger King to pick up some reception viddles.
I took my blushin’ bride to a place where she could get dressed up and all.
My bride was having problems with a worked up stomach, if you know what I mean, so we had the preacher meet us at the outhouse for the ceremony.
Afterward, Pappy took a picture of my bride by her new tractor.
It was a weddin’ gift from our uncle.
Now that the ceremony was done, it was time to celebrate.
Granny had the cooler all stocked up.
Hubert brung his portable grill.
Meanwhile everyone enjoyed some yard games.
Billywayne brung his new huntin rifle ta try out.
Mama Hortense restin after rasslin in the pond.
When all the fun was over, I took my bride to our honeymoon suite.
h/t Grouchy Fogie