Taking Down The Bird Feeder. Leave It To Maxine.

Just have to luv Maxine.

Just have to luv Maxine.

Taking down the bird feeder.

This is the best analogy yet!

Leave it to Maxine to come up with a solution For the mess that America is now in economically.


I bought a bird feeder. I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, as I filled it, lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.
But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.
Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table…. Everywhere!
Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.
And other birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn’t even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ….. Quiet, serene…. And no one demanding their rights to a free meal.
Now let’s see. Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care and free education, and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.
Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child’s second grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn’t speak English.
Corn flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to ‘press one ‘ to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than ‘Old Glory’ are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.
Just my opinion, but maybe it’s time for the government to take down the bird feeder.
If you agree, pass it on; if not, just continue cleaning up the poop.
~ Steve~                               H/T  My Old Pal Jean

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japoa
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Maxine summed it up as only Maxine can . Short , sweet , and to the point .

pnordman
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pnordman

Totally awesome, and so true – and we, the taxpayers, are left cleaning up the poop. Can’t thank you enough for this post! This reminds me of a crazy conversation I had with a gal one day who questioned my insanity for insisting that people be able to read and write before they vote. She simply could not – or would not – see the logic in that! How unfair of me. I’m still trying to figure out where she was coming from! BTW, she is a demoncrat right down to her large bones!

Anonymous
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Anonymous

Definitely.

igor
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igor

i have fed birds in bird feeders for over 40 years now and never have birds ever acted like human beings demanding free hand outs.. the birds show up many sing the closest pine tree is used by the birds as sort of a perch as they line up on a long branch and wait for an opening at one of the feeders. the cardinals announce their arrival with their whistle and it still amazes me how such small birds can be so loud. i have had the black capped chickadees and the nuthatches bring their young over to where… Read more »

Nancy C.
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Nancy C.

This is an analogy, but think about it. Our gov’t gives hand outs to everyone, they don’t have to work for it, they just take & keep taking. There is a scripture that reminds each of us…..”Lest a man not work, nor shall he eat.” Our government makes it easy to take handouts, and people want more & more. Its fine to give a hand up, to help people get on their feet, but they need to work! There are not enough of us tax paying citizens to feed, clothe, house, & provide medical, dental, insurance, cell phones, (which are… Read more »