Take This Fun Terrorism Quiz!

I’m resurrecting this 2-month-old post to the front page because of the Obama administration’s TSA tyranny of those “enhanced airport security procedures” of porn scanners and pat-down searches gropes — and especially because most Americans still do not know that Muslims are exempted from both “security” procedures.
~Eowyn (11/23/2010)
Here’s fun easy quiz posted by comic zamboni on ChristianBoard.com on September 13, 2010. I updated the quiz by adding questions #14-16. 😉
~Eowyn

Some of the 72 virgins who are awaiting jihadists

The Easiest Quiz In the World

  1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:
  • a. Superman  
  • b. Jay Leno 
  • c. Harry Potter      
  • d. A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
  1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by : 
  • a. Olga Corbett      
  • b. Sitting Bull      
  • c. Arnold Schwarzenegger 
  • d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 
  1. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by: 
  • a. Lost Norwegians      
  • b. Elvis      
  • c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women 
  • d . Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 
  1. During the 1980’s a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by: 
  • a. John Dillinger      
  • b. The King of Sweden        
  • c. The Boy Scouts 
  • d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40      
  1. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by: 
  • a. A pizza delivery boy      
  • b. Pee Wee Herman      
  • c. Geraldo Rivera 
  • d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40      
  1. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
  • a. The Smurfs      
  • b. Davey Jones      
  • c. The Little Mermaid 
  • d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 
  1. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:  
  • a. Captain Kidd      
  • b. Charles Lindberg 
  • c. Mother Teresa 
  • d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 
  1. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by: 
  • a. Scooby Doo      
  • b. The Tooth Fairy      
  • c. The Sundance Kid 
  • d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40   
  1. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by: 
  • a. Richard Simmons      
  • b. Grandma Moses      
  • c. Michael Jordan 
  • d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 
  1. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by: 
  • a. Mr. Rogers      
  • b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill’s women problems     
  • c. The World Wrestling Federation 
  • d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 
  1. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.  Thousands of people were killed by: 
  • a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd 
  • b. The Supreme Court of Florida      
  • c. Mr. Bean 
  • d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 
  1. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against: 
  • a. Enron      
  • b. The Lutheran Church        
  • c. The NFL 
  • d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 
  1. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by: 
  • a. Bonnie and Clyde        
  • b. Captain Kangaroo      
  • c. Billy Graham 
  • d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
  1. On November 5, 2009, in Fort Hood Army base, Texas, 13 people were shot to death and 30 wounded by:
  • a. Sarah Palin
  • b. An angry white conservative blogger
  • c. A TEA Party grandma
  • d. A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
  1. On December 25, 2009, the person who tried to blow up a Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit but whose underwear burnt when the plastic explosives blew up was:
  • a. Roman Catholic
  • b. A card-carrying member of the NRA
  • c. An 80-year-old woman with titanium knee replacements
  • d. A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
  1. On September 17, 2010, the six street cleaners arrested by London police for a suspected assassination plot against the Pope are:
  • a. Blue-eyed blond Norwegians
  • b. Las Vegas lap dancers
  • c. Conservative Americans who “cling to their Bible and guns”
  • d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 

But our Commander In Chief insists that the “underwear bomber” of question #15 was “an isolated incident” and our airports eschew profiling Muslims and, instead, screen, wand, full-body scan, and pat-down search EVERYONE, even blue-eyed grandmothers with artificial hips!  
~Eowyn

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0 responses to “Take This Fun Terrorism Quiz!

  1. But… but I heard the only extremists are Tea Partiers! Who I’m also told are all white racists, despite pictures depicting otherwise but of course with photo shop they’ve probably been tampered. (Was that too sarcastic?)

     
  2. Political correctness requires left/libtards to answer (and believe) “C” to all questions here.

     
  3. and the cartoonist who sponsered a draw mohammed contest and has been receiving death threats ever since has been, at the request of the fbi, forced to relocate and change identities. because of once again muslim nutcases. whats next the beard patrol? i just recently saw what i thought was a very good movie about islam and afghanistan “the kite runner” should be available at your local library or if not can be ordered by your library in the inter library loan program..

     
    • That’s really encouraging… her right to free speech isn’t defendable, but muslim nutcases religious freedom to harm her can’t be impeded at all.

       
  4. But, but, but Islam is a religion of peace!
    Obama said so himself.
    -Dave

     
  5. I thought of this quiz this afternoon while watching Wolf Blitzer’s interview with Michael Moore. If you haven’t seen it, you should. It’s priceless in the insight it offers into the Liberal Mind. I was stunned listening to Moore…literally incredulous. He went on and on about the poor Muslims in this country, how they are being bullied. Afterall, says Moore, it was 19 men who “hijacked this religion” and ruined it for all the other Muslims. Now, we stupid Americans think Islam is violent because of what these 19 men did nine years ago, and we’re using the Ground Zero Mosque issue as a political football, etc., etc. To the Moores among us, it is we who are intolerant, mean-spirited, and oppressive.
    Thanks for using the humor of this quiz to speak truth.

     
  6. I seriously am questioning what is going on in our country…how can the sheeple be so stoopid? We are giving up rights to be so fn PC, makes me disgusted…
    sorry for the rant…I’m just ticked off beyond belief what is going on today.

     
  7. i wonder how obama would score if he took this test. probably around 50% or so is my guess after all he probably failed lunch not to mention p.e..
    i happened to see our moronic leader on comedy central with jonathan stewart and obama said at one point “we have done things that you don’t even know about” in referrrence to job creation and the economy.

     

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