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Libtard Will Ferrell’s “Holmes & Watson” movie slammed by critics; full of Trump-related humor

Don’t waste your money on these two morons…

TDS-infected Will Ferrell’s new movie is a BOMB on Rotten Tomatoes: It has a score of 2.8 out of 10. The critics’ consensus: “The lowest and vilest alleys in London do not present a more dreadful record of the adventures of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson than does Holmes and Watson.”

That’s what happens when you focus an entertainment experience on hating President Trump instead of true comedy.

From Fox News: Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly’s “Holmes & Watson” has been absolutely crushed by critics, with some pointing out failed attempts to mock President Trump sprinkled throughout the film.

The “Stepbrothers” duo, along with director Etan Cohen, attempted to parody Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s classic stories about Sherlock Holmes and his sidekick, Dr. Watson. But the film has earned “rotten status” on Rotten Tomatoes, with a stunningly low 4 percent of reviews being considered positive. The site also indicated that only 24 percent of viewers have liked the movie so far.

One of the harshest takedowns of the film was written by The Hollywood Reporter’s Frank Scheck, who noticed “a strange amount of anachronistic Donald Trump-related humor” in the film.

Scheck wrote that “Holmes & Watsonincludes “bit about fake news and red MAGA hats (here reading “Make England Great Again”) that fall utterly flat in this context,” but the lame attempts to bash Trump aren’t even the worst part of the project in the eyes of this critic.

“Numerous talented British thespians are wasted in supporting roles in this Christmas turkey that, not surprisingly, wasn’t screened in advance for critics. Although making them troop out to theaters Christmas morning is something of which even Ebenezer Scrooge wouldn’t have approved,” Scheck wrote.

The Los Angeles Times said the movie is “like a cross between a raunchy ’80s comedy and a Daffy Duck cartoon,” that messes with the classic Holmes mythology.

“One of the more zingy recurring gags has Sherlock and Watson casually offering each other heroin and cocaine, riffing on Holmes’ frequent drug use in Doyle’s stories,” LA. Times’ Noel Murray wrote before adding, “An extended dig at President Trump comes off as smug.”

While some critics didn’t appreciate the political humor and botched mythology, others simply didn’t think the movie was funny. Variety’s Peter Debruge asked, “Is it funny, for instance, to spend an entire movie watching Ferrell’s Holmes try on various hats, knowing that eventually Reilly, as Watson, is bound to steer him toward his trademark deerstalker?”

“The target audience for this movie is someone who knows that masturbation was seen as the cause of numerous physical maladies in the Victorian era, and also thinks Will Ferrell peeing his pants is hilarious,” Entertainment Weekly’s Dana Schwartz wrote.

“It’s an unexpected low point from two great actors,” Newsday’s Rafer Guzman wrote. “’Holmes & Watson’ is one of those movies that goes beyond unfunny and into a comedy-cubist zone, where jokes are no longer recognizable and laughter is philosophically impossible.”

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Will Ferrell performs Satanic ritual on live TV

Actor/comedian Will Ferrell, 50, is a Hollywood success, with an estimated net worth of $100 million.

In 2011, Ferrell and other Hollywood stars (including Pamela Anderson) attended the annual gala of the Museum of Contemporary Art, in which participants simulated cannibalism by eating cakes molded into life-size images of “spirit cooking” artist Marina Abramovic and pop singer Debbie Harry.

Here’s Will Ferrell among the diners faux cannibals at the gala. Note the head of a staffer popping out of a hole cut into the long dining table.

On April 3, 2018, Ferrell appeared on an obscure talk show, the Chris Gethard Show, which began in 2011 on the public-access Manhattan Neighborhood Network and, after 7 years, now airs on cable truTV. (Like you, I’ve never heard of the Chris Gethard Show. Nor have I ever watched or even known about truTV.)

From TruTV:

In Season 3, episode 19, “Executive Producer, Will Ferrell performs a cleansing over Chris with a mission to achieve monumental show ratings success.”

The episode begins with Ferrell chatting with a caller, making non sequitur references to “pizza” — the pedophile code-word for young girls.

See “Pizzagate: The Podesta ‘pizza’ emails

Then comes the satanic ritual.

Gethard is stripped down to his shorts, and drinks a disgusting fecal-colored liquid. Minions in hooded body suits smear blood on his torso and face. Then the minions throw dirt on Gethard.

Ferrell asks the masked and hooded audience to repeat after him:

“You are nothing! Increase the numbers! This is not art!”

Ferrell orders Gethard to step up to a mirror and say “I love you, emu.”

Gethard is lying on the ground. The minions drag him up, as someone screams “Bring him to daddy!”.

Ferrell grabs Gethard’s head and lifts him up, saying, “Come up, my child. Come up.” Pointing to his chest, Ferrell says, “Suckle from my womb. This is the milk of strong, consistent high ratings.”

There is nothing funny about Ferrell’s skit.

It was a satanic ritual, disguised as a comedy skit.

Update (April 12):

Thanks to a tip from FOTM reader Bob Denver, we have Chris Gethard’s own acknowledgement that he is a satanist, which he wrote on Reddit and subsequently deleted — but not before it was captured by alert netizen TheHighBlatman and uploaded to imgur:

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